You may have heard that Lindsay Lohan‘s moved back into her childhood home (that’s being foreclosed) because she’s broke and banned from almost every hotel in New York and LA, but c’mon? We’re talking about a very famous and successful movie star here, and her mom pretending to be an anonymous source will prove that’s unquestionably the case. TMZ reports:
Lindsay Lohan is NOT slumming it in NYC … quite the opposite, she’s livin’ pretty in a penthouse.
There are reports out Lindsay is living at her mom Dina’s Long Island home, but it’s not true. We’ve learned she’s staying at her friend’s SoHo apartment. The friend is letting Lindsay stay there rent free until she finds a place of her own.
See? Lindsay isn’t back home living with her mom. She’s freeloading in a friend’s penthouse like all the other movie stars. Seriously, if she wasn’t a very important actress, would this friend really just be a client she has sex with to avoid living in a rain gutter? Of course not. Don’t be ridiculous.
Photos: Getty
So … Ho? The irony.
No F-ING Kidding!
Lindsay looks stunning here, glowing from the virgin white fur that surrounds her womanly features. Soft kissable lips compliment a sparkling smile, while her red hair burns like the fire of a lioness on the hunt!
Grrrowl, girl!
Randal
she looks HOT for a 50 yr old.
She would be hot for 50 year old with $100,000…
Randal, you’re supposed to only glue together your model Starship Enterprise in a WELL-ventilated room. Open a window. Now!
HAHAHAHAH
mom is getting kicked out.
I have NO PITY for people who live beyond their means.
Kick these bitches to the curb.
Makes me wonder just how much cash she’s getting from the johns. Gifts aplenty I’m sure (classier that way…pay for the BJ with a nice watch rather than a wad of 100s) but everyone she owes is probably insisting on cash ASAP.
I’m sure Lindsay is fluent in pawnshop.
how can you pawn blowjobs??
how many hundreds are in a “wad”?
I think under the metric system, it’s about half a shitload, or a third of a fuckton.
Sperm? Millions, I’m told.
$100K just to get herpes? You can get that for $50 if you know where to look.
I give it out for free.
I’d love to see the lease on this apartment. First, Last, plus security and pet deposit. By which we’re talking about anal.
by pet deposit, we are talking about the dog fucks her, to completion.
So this is just a warmup to the next inevitable story of this ‘friend’ of LiLo’s suing her for stealing every damned last thing out of her apartment, right?
They call her mothers house a “mansion”, granted it’s a nice house but not a mansion. Wonder what the “Penthouse” is like?
Two bedrooms, john, kitchenette, fulton couch and one window?
Oh to live in a Lohan mind.
If it was truly opulent, Lindsay would have Instagrammed it by now. So yeah, I’m guessing it’s a roof over her head, and she’s lucky to have that.
heheh Yeah the Penthouse is actually right above the detached garage. You enter from the back (coff) once you squeeze past the cortina.
For the love of all that is good, let this freckled piece of ginger trash join the 27 Club.
Amen.
This ugly cunt makes my bones vomit in disgust.
Wondering?,did the neighbors throw a block party..
Still hoping for a drugged – out cell – phone or better quality LiLo explicit video when she gets a little more desperate .
Bukkake and DP would be definitely “bottoming – out ” for her normative cinema career.
If I don’t clean my ears for four or five days, this is exactly what the Q-tip ends up looking like.
The coat used to be ankle-length, but when you put something reminiscent of white powder in front of Lindsay, you have to expect some loss of material.
I really like her fur jacket. Is it her’s or did she “borrow” it from someone like she did a couple of years back?
That tag tucks into the sleeve so easily…
Hopefully soon they will both be living on the street
I can’t wait for her to appear on Judge Judy to explain she paid her rent with blowjobs. Could be a good case.
Whorehan might not be living in the home, but white oprah is. The thought of her being foreclosed on & homeless is too hilarious for words…
I don’t think she can close her lips all the way anymore.
Unless there is a cock between them.
The only person sucking cock around here is you LifeSerial. You suck.
Love to skip ahead a few years so we can just get to the endgame in this debacle. Surely a great deal of embarrassment left for us all to witness over the next couple of years.
Don’t worry, she will be turning 27 in July and so the sudden suicide will happen and this will all be forgotten.
Since most of the planet knows she has sticky fingers; why would ANYONE let this klepto in their house, much less let her live there?
She looks hideous! She can’t afford to pay rent, or the IRS, but she can afford to buy the skins of beautiful, now dead animals which would look SO MUCH better in that fur. Please make LL go away already
We wish YOU would go away already! You have no idea what LILO can or cannot pay, you idiot. Why don’t you just go far, far away. Already.