Lindsay Lohan Knows Which Noses to Scratch

October 29th, 2010 // 39 Comments

Presumably filmed before she entered rehab, Lindsay Lohan appears in a new Judd Apatow-directed PSA for the American Jewish World Service where she cracks two painfully unfunny jokes, one of them about being paid. (Ha! Get it? Because she’s unhireable.) Of course, this is a surprisingly shrewd move on her part, but if the Jews want to keep all those rumors about running Hollywood under wraps, they’d be wise not to fall for it. Seriously, if Lindsay shows up in the next Judd Apatow movie, I guarantee Mel Gibson will finish adding gun turrets to the concentration camp in his backyard. If not those gas showers he keeps saying he’ll get to. “Tomorrow, babe, I promise. — Oh, right, I’m alone.”

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  1. Jewish girl

    F you Lindsay!!!!

  2. cc

    They hired her to do what? Whose fuckin’ idea was that?

  3. Lindsay Lohan Judd Apatow PSA
    Hugh Gentry
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    i’d mean fuck her

  4. herbiefrog

    lol

  5. Hank Rearden

    It’s amazing how quickly libtards who criticize Mel Gibson start using their own anti-semitic imagery.

    • Ayn Rand

      Hi Hank,
      Just wanted to let you know that I’m still sucking cocks in Hell (liberally).
      Love,
      Ayn
      P.S. Please tell my former pool-boy Alan Greenspan that I’ll be seeing him again real soon.

    • Proves my point – under it all everyone hates on us Jews. It’s just jeolousy that we’re the only ones with hot babes in our Army who know how to handle automatic weapons….if you don’t count Lady Blah and that fucking sissy Himmler.

  6. Samantha Ronson

    Wow, from the pic I would have guessed she was describing my strap-on.

  7. Ruth

    I love Patrick Stewart.

  8. Mdiz

    Enough of this cock sleeve….NEXT!

  9. GravyLeg

    PSA = Funny or Die????

    Really? Who been smokin dat crack??

  10. The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

    Triumph is one funny mo’fucker.

    • Peter

      AGREED. It’s been a while since I’ve seen him, but he still cracks my shit up. I am speechless at that rubber puppet dog’s ability to stay not only relevant, but hilarious. His was by far the funniest bit of that entire skit.

      • The ONLY HETERO in this Joint

        Absolutely. Why this guy isn’t on EVERY Comedy Channel celeb roast is beyond me.

        I’ve NEVER seen this bit bomb. Not once. The rare comedy bit worth catching every time.

  11. That Guy

    I’m That Guy and I’m not Jewish. Oy!

  12. Amanda-La

    That was seriously difficult to watch.

  13. Wow. I was trying to enjoy it, but once Gilbert Gottfried appears that is usually impossible.

  14. Johnny Cage

    She’s so hot

  15. eww

    FUCK JEWS NWO PRICKS

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    burton
    Commented on this photo:

    she looks VERY attractive here…i liek this look..looks healthy and sane..not the soaked in cat piss colored hair and druggie look…LINDSAY THIS WORKS!!!

  17. I like pics 3 and 5. she looks so hot in them.

  18. B

    It’s funny how Godfrey was eating like a parrot.

  19. joho777

    Photoshop City!

    If this is Lindsay, where are all the lumps and multicolored spots on her face, and the deep wrinkles on her forehead and neck?

    This is probably just someone in a teenage Lindsay Lohan mask. It can’t be the real thing. For one thing, there isn’t a perceivable smell of corruption.

  20. Nikki Taxx

    Just donated $5.

  21. melysa martinez

    Judd Apatow and I are taking a break.

  22. anonym

    lindsay can’t get a job.
    so she does this.

    what a failure.

  23. Captain Slappy

    Seriously…..if the Jews are that desperate, Hebetown is in deep trouble.
    Seriously, if Loho is that desperate, she is in deep trouble.

    I have a feeling there isn’t enough Vagisil in the world to fix all this…..

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    gulletless
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s so photogenic, shame we’ve all seen candids that prove IRL she’s the typical wrinkly, freckly, pasty ginger kid that we all want to kick. But she does scrub up well.

  25. Rob Frost

    So anyone else think it’s kinda weird making a (charity) organization with your race in the title?

    I know, I’ll start a charity called the “White people do good stuff Organization” that’ll be really cooool.

    Also, I’m starting to form an opinion that many charities exist for reasons other than pure benevolence.

    • Hal Jordan

      “Rob Frost | October 30, 2010 at 11:30 am

      So anyone else think it’s kinda weird making a (charity) organization with your race in the title?

      I know, I’ll start a charity called the “White people do good stuff Organization” that’ll be really cooool.”

      There already is one. It’s called the “American Jewish World Service”

  26. Matthew

    the misfoutunes of the Z list hohan contunes

  27. herbiefrog

    not a race, even 2000 years of inbreeding doesnt make it so. just a group of people

  28. one legged

    i am trying to avoid the reality of jews..
    so then they come along and talk all about themselves helping people.
    please…

  29. Melchor

    Stupid video!

  30. aspell123

    soy candle

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    Herman Bumfudle
    Commented on this photo:

    fuck!

  32. toob

    i don’t get what wrong with american jewish world service? think about all the catholic charities with a religious reference in the name…not to mention judaism is not a race

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