Lindsay Lohan Knows Which Noses to Scratch

The Superficial / October 29, 2010

Presumably filmed before she entered rehab, Lindsay Lohan appears in a new Judd Apatow-directed PSA for the American Jewish World Service where she cracks two painfully unfunny jokes, one of them about being paid. (Ha! Get it? Because she’s unhireable.) Of course, this is a surprisingly shrewd move on her part, but if the Jews want to keep all those rumors about running Hollywood under wraps, they’d be wise not to fall for it. Seriously, if Lindsay shows up in the next Judd Apatow movie, I guarantee Mel Gibson will finish adding gun turrets to the concentration camp in his backyard. If not those gas showers he keeps saying he’ll get to. “Tomorrow, babe, I promise. — Oh, right, I’m alone.”