Lindsay Lohan Just Peed in a Cup and Other News

- Paris Hilton ruins men’s lives? SHOCKER. [Popeater]

- Alexander Skarsgard in a sailor outfit. Gentlemen? [Dlisted]

- Audrina Patridge on Dancing with the Stars was a good idea. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Scarlett Johansson’s Mango ads are getting breastier. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- George Clooney’s fans hate his movies, yet still go to see them? — Eh? [Lainey Gossip]

- Miranda Kerr no longer looks like this. Stupid Orlando Bloom sperm… [Popoholic]

- Shelley Malil makes a convincing argument. [IDLYITW]

- 50 Cent is really trying to outdo Kanye. I mean, really trying. [BuzzFeed]

- Kate Gosselin: “My kids hate visiting Jon.” Oh, Jesus, not this again. [Huffington Post]

- Miley Cyrus is such a modest young lady. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Tila Tequila is a ‘Cheap Ho Chi Minh Whore’: A Non-Apology. [Celebslam]

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