Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan tried to bail on her court hearing today by claiming to have the flu even though she was photographed shopping all over New York the exact day she was supposedly diagnosed. Except in a surprising display of self-awareness, Lindsay hopped on a plane last night after the story broke which is hilarious considering she had just paid a “doctor” to claim she’s a public health hazard who’s unfit to fly. On top of that, TMZ reports she spent the whole flight begging Shawn Holley to take her back which makes sense considering her current lawyer lets her do whatever the hell she wants which is a huge red flag even to Lindsay Lohan. “Shawn, I ask him to do things and he does them. I’m too beautiful for jail!”
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is this her attempt to disguise herself, dress like a velociraptor.
Wow – she looks terrible.
I know…holy crap. Even relative to her generally shitty appearance lately; she looks simultaneously bloated, skinny, sunburnt and pale.
She probably has some romantic idea about the tragic glamour of premature celebrity death.
Dina can make more money from that legacy than if she stays alive for sad triple chinned middle aged obscurity.
rumor/tradition is that 27 is the magic/money age to become eternally glamorous.
No hotel wants to take her. No lawyer wants to get stuck with her. Nobody in hollywood worth a damn wants her in any movies.
This girl is running out of time. I give her 3 months and she will either be dead, in prison or doing porn.
I want to agree with you, but we’ve all been saying that same thing for years now.
There’s no reason any of those options should preclude the others.
I agree. I’d lay money on her dying in prison while doing porn.
I know how she could make some money. She should sue whomever made that outfit.
“Operator….I need you to call the Fringe team…..I think my face is about to explode.”
Supporting America’s right to Bear arms.
Nobody shall interfere with Lindsays right to bear arms…….. eh, eh, see what I did there…..??
Yeah, you did exactly what Ben did in the post directly above yours, ten minutes ago. See what I did there?
Um, she looks really hot in this photo.
Falling down drunk in the morning is no way to go thru life.
Speak for yourself, you stupid, stiff, pompous, English…
I’m sorry! I’m sorry.
I was thinking the same thing.
Have a thing for collagen ducklips do we?
She doesn’t look a day over Jocelyn Wildenstern.
Wildebeest?
Did the plane get herpes too?
Can we put out a national plea for everyone to start acting like LL just doesn’t exist? Stop taking pictures of her! She’s a waste. It might give her a mighty big wake up call if she wasn’t on the tabloids every.single.day.
I agree; I believe she is in dire need of a mental health intervention.
it would be great if the judge shes gonna see is also a serious animal rights activist.
I see she is exercising hr right to bear arms.
See Ben upstream, about an hour ago.
Got her, “fat”, ass on a plane
What the hell is up with her FACE?? Looks like she’s on steroids or something with that bloated face.
Coke bloat
TOO BEAUTIFUL FOR JAIL??? She’s gona be beautiful to some monster bitch waitin for her in jail…
** let’s ** ??????????? Fish, tsk tsk, “let’s” is a contraction of “let us” … you didn’t know that ? Huge difference between let’s and lets, come off it. I hate bad editing !!
What in the Carmen Sandiego hell??
wow, she certainly morphed into a hag. If you want to talk with someone about change, call Ms. Messick at (386) 631-8936
Yup, better get used to looking at people through glass, girly.
“Mom, I need to know how to get cocaine into prison . . . Oh, no reason. Just curious.”
What the hell is she wearing in the first shot? It makes me think fo Jed Clampett in “The Beverly Hillbillies” for some reason.
She’s got serious alcoholic face.
Why is she wearing Wookie fur on her arms?
Sh is fantastic
DEYAIN’T NOBODY OWN DAT FONE!!!!!!!!!
I cant have hand cream on a plane but bloated bear wearing leather pants and vest is okay?
The coke bloat is strong with this one.
Why is she so freakin’ puffy!
I think she is still hitting the booze hard – I’m not sure what else would account for such a puffy face on such a young gal. I don’t understand why she doesn’t seem to make any real attempts at therapy / rehab that is not court-ordered. There is no way Ms. Lohan is a happy person.
Axl Rose is really bad…
“HELLER! I went to your rabbit foot hoodoo doctor like you said, but this Kardashian insta-famewhore potion was CLEARLY sourced from Khloe. And there’s some, uh, side effects.”
“Hello, TMZ? I have a tip on where Lindsay Lohan will appear next! Just send the cash to my dealer. You have my mom’s cell number right?”
Fake-calling to pretend one has friends is soooo 20th century.