Lindsay Lohan Got Her Ass On A Plane

Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan tried to bail on her court hearing today by claiming to have the flu even though she was photographed shopping all over New York the exact day she was supposedly diagnosed. Except in a surprising display of self-awareness, Lindsay hopped on a plane last night after the story broke which is hilarious considering she had just paid a “doctor” to claim she’s a public health hazard who’s unfit to fly. On top of that, TMZ reports she spent the whole flight begging Shawn Holley to take her back which makes sense considering her current lawyer lets her do whatever the hell she wants which is a huge red flag even to Lindsay Lohan. “Shawn, I ask him to do things and he does them. I’m too beautiful for jail!”

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