Lindsay Lohan Isn’t A Party Girl Anymore, You Guys

For she has become Catwoman: Scarf Lordess of the Night.

Even though she received close to a million dollars to pose for Playboy, almost all of it went to legal bills leaving Lindsay Lohan still broke as shit. Which makes it kind of strange that TMZ is running a report this morning that she’s turning down hosting gigs to stay on track with her probation even though there’s a lengthy precedent of her doing whatever the hell she wants and the penal system handing her a cookie:

Sources close to the actress tell TMZ … she’s gotten a bunch of offers to host various ragers on NYE … but she’s turned down every last one.
We’re told Lindsay is desperately trying to change her party girl image … and she feels staying out of the NYE madness is a major step in the right direction.
Lohan’s decision is a costly one — some stars have raked in 6-figure checks for partying on New Year’s Eve. But we’re told Lindsay — who received high marks from the judge just earlier this month — doesn’t think a check would be worth it.

READ: No one’s offering Lindsay shit and Dina has TMZ on speed dial. “Oh, no, no, no, she doesn’t need their parties. My Lindsay would never sully her good standing with the judge for a quick buc- Hold on, I’ve got the Hard Rock buzzing through. – $75,000, I get an open bar tab or you can eat my dick. — I never switched lines, did I? She’s such a good girl!”

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