For she has become Catwoman: Scarf Lordess of the Night.
Even though she received close to a million dollars to pose for Playboy, almost all of it went to legal bills leaving Lindsay Lohan still broke as shit. Which makes it kind of strange that TMZ is running a report this morning that she’s turning down hosting gigs to stay on track with her probation even though there’s a lengthy precedent of her doing whatever the hell she wants and the penal system handing her a cookie:
Sources close to the actress tell TMZ … she’s gotten a bunch of offers to host various ragers on NYE … but she’s turned down every last one.
We’re told Lindsay is desperately trying to change her party girl image … and she feels staying out of the NYE madness is a major step in the right direction.
Lohan’s decision is a costly one — some stars have raked in 6-figure checks for partying on New Year’s Eve. But we’re told Lindsay — who received high marks from the judge just earlier this month — doesn’t think a check would be worth it.
READ: No one’s offering Lindsay shit and Dina has TMZ on speed dial. “Oh, no, no, no, she doesn’t need their parties. My Lindsay would never sully her good standing with the judge for a quick buc- Hold on, I’ve got the Hard Rock buzzing through. – $75,000, I get an open bar tab or you can eat my dick. — I never switched lines, did I? She’s such a good girl!”
Photos: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News
she’s doing her best to follow in Winehouse’s footsteps
Hahahaha, nobody really even wants to comment on this story.
It’s great to see the big steps Lindsay has taken over the course of her successful career and even more so now as she is becoming a woman. There comes a moment in everyone’s life when we realize it’s time to start building a foundation for ourselves, our future and the future of one’s family.
Lindsay, you’re on the right road. 2012 will be your year, girl, so continue to shine brightly!
Randal
Oh Randal, I have missed you so. Thank you for your random and enlightened insights into the lives of useless Hollyweird skanks!
wow – her beauty just — astounds… excuse me while i throw up in the corner.
The coroners office really caters to their future customers, those are the comfiest chairs I’ve ever seen in a smoking area.
and doesn’t it tell you everything you need to know about smokers that given a giant waist high ashtray, they’ll still throw their butts on the ground next to it?
Her looks are shot, she’s an unreliable pain in the ass drama queen to work with, and we’ve all already seen her naked.
Stick a fork in it; it’s done.
Thumbs up, doctor of cock.
Let’s hope CD. This chick is just a plain ugly skank now.
However, the sheeples will continue to support this bitch.
Velveeta
I’m going to have to see the $1million cancelled check before I’m buying this shit. There’s no explanation why Playboy would pay someone this used up looking a million bucks to show what she’s already shown in other magazines for 1/20th as much money.
My guess is she was paid bus fair and an agreement that they wouldn’t challenge whatever she said to the press.
Agreed. I know Hef’s a bit addled, but I don’t think he’s quite senile yet. A million? No way.
From Cocaine to Coca Cola: The Story of a Drug Addict’s Life Struggles.
Starring: Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, and a rolled up dollar bill.
aah lindsay! livin’ the life at the coroner’s building smoke hole.
surrounded by garbage…
riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. As soon as she has no more court dates, she’ll fuck up again.
Hah! It’s a load of crock, she’s heading over to Dubai for a NYE gig. Somethings just dont change – http://www.ahlanlive.com/lindsay-lohan-in-dubai-for-new-year-s-eve-party-on-board-qe2–158962.html
she better be careful. they send your ass to prison for even the tiniest amount of drugs out there.
She’s not allowed out of the country until the current probation deal is completed.
http://www.examiner.com/pop-culture-in-new-orleans/lindsay-lohan-will-not-participate-celebrity-big-brother
Saw that. Looks like the TMZ asskissers got it wrong, AGAIN. First they purposely lie about her playboy issue sales (“her issue is on fire”, when everyone else who did research found out the issue tanked), but now they’re reporting that she’s going to be sitting at home, when she’s off to Dubai to drink herself into a coma. Such bullshit; someone needs to call them on their being such suckups…
I hope the Coroner’s office doesn’t give out Voss water, that is a slap in the face to tax payers.
Is it possible for a picture to have bad breath? Yes, yes it is.
Lindsay getting set for her next audition.
coke ad? wink wink… oh.. wait.. oops.aha!
I’m just glad we can’t see the two other bottles.
“Yes Oprah, out back is there I’m growing my very own poppy plants! Organically, or course!”
is that a facelift i see?
Why do the paparazzi stalk this nobody?
She’s doing the Amy Winehouse eye makeup, maybe she’s next to drop dead?
Does anyone else but me ever notice how that blond guy on TMZ, with the permanent dirty hair, is always stoned?
I wish he’d wash his damn hair.
“Coke *says* their coca-leaf extract is cocaine-free, but there’s gotta be some bit of residue. I swear if I just drink enough…”
Combination of the two things she’s talented for, sucking coke.
Nobody wants to pay her to come to a party and have the paparazzi catch her doing anal with some married multi-millionaire, or snorting coke off some guy’s dick.
Lindsay is clearly misinterpreting the slogan “Live on the Coke Side of Life”.
Linds, tempting fate by making up like Amy Winehouse is probably not a great idea, jus’ sayin’
She’s also Chinese now.
please cut the crap.
PARTYING WITH HER IS LIKE CLEANING A HORSE STABLE, folks!!
Who wrote this crap? Kim Kardashian’s mom? Just saw her drunk and partying with her mom Dina on TV two days ago.
is this what they call coke bloat? or is she just getting a bit soft around the edges?
Big Momma?