Lindsay Lohan is Victoria Gotti

April 8th, 2011 // 42 Comments

When I first embarked on this magical blogging journey, I always believed in my heart of hearts that if I waited patiently, I’d eventually see Lindsay Lohan turn to the mob to find acting roles. And here we are. TMZ reports:

Lindsay Lohan beat out Blake Lively AND Sienna Miller for her new role as Victoria Gotti — and TMZ has learned … Victoria herself made sure that happened.
Sources close to the production tell TMZ, producers were considering both Blake and Sienna for the role — but John Gotti’s famously blonde daughter wasn’t having it, insisting Lindsay get the role instead … and producers loved the idea.
Not all that surprising — according to sources, Victoria is a good friend of the Lohan family … and she often spends time with them on Long Island.

And the best part of all this? Lindsay could end up working with John Travolta who, Xenu willing, will convert her to Scientology. I mean, just think how easy that pitch will be.

JOHN: Want to work again and have money for coke?
LINDSAY: SOLD.

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  1. they made her an offer she couldn’t refuse (dangled an 8-ball on a stick)

  2. dumbass

    As I read this, I remembered years ago when I saw in the paper that Courtney Love was coming to town for a concert. I laughed and thought to myself they might as well include the info about how to go about getting a refund when she flakes out and the show is cancelled. Now I’d like to go out to Vegas and see if they have betting lines yet for whether Lohan will not actually film this part because she’s (a) dead from an overdose, (b) in jail or (c) in jail and dead from an overdose. I don’t believe for one minute she’ll get her shit together long enough to actually complete filming this part.

  3. Hymie Shapenkowycz

    They had to go with Lohan for this role, this is the first film shot in ‘Itchycrotchavision’.

  4. Jimbo

    There is a stretch for her. She is going to have to dig deep to identify with a spoiled rotten drugged out slut…

  5. ThisisnotTigerWoods

    She’ll be Victoria Gottieverydiseaseinthebook!

  6. Any Guy

    TRASH playing TRASH! perfect. America, fuck yeah.

  7. JC

    Wait, there were real, working actresses who wanted this gig? This sounds like a made-for-Lifetime movie to me.

  8. RoboZombie

    And just think, in a year or two she can play Donatella Versace…No makeup necessary!

  9. Cock Dr

    The quoted source for this is TMZ.
    Which means that it’s probably Dina Lohan.
    That aside, I hope that girl gets a job. She needs one.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Actually CD, the original release of this information was from Victoria Gotti via some guy running numbers in NYC! Seriously, the information has been attributed directly to Victoria Gotti by other websites.

  10. I don’t see the resemblance, I would have given the part to Nicole Bass.

  11. They must’ve needed a freckle faced redhead pretty bad.

  12. Having the face of Daisy Duck had to be worthwhile sooner or later.

  13. Hilary

    Wow I like it. I like Lindsay and i think it is good for her

  14. LJ

    This is nothing more than the Dinah Lohan (Sullivan?) PR machine trying to get Lindsay a job.

    Remember a couple of days ago when Lindsay was going to interview for a part in Superman?

    Now Dinah can call the Superman Producers and tell them they better sign Lindsay soon or she’ll be part of the Gotti movie and not available.

    I can only imagine that the Producers of “Gotti: Three Generations”, when told that Victoria Gotti was on the phone with a casting idea told their assistant to send her to voice mail.

  15. Am I the only one who Googled this movie? No one on it has any pre existing movie credits at all, and outside of the usual “We swear this movie is real” sites that occasionally report on Star Wars 7, 8, and 9 being in production no one even has a real listing.

    • Note: not saying this movie isn’t going to happen, but nothing but the most tenuous, “source of a source” comments exist for most of it, and the only confirmed parts have the above mentioned lack of film making expertise.

    • sounds more than a little like “Inferno” doesn’t it…

    • LJ

      The Movie is “Gotti: Three Generations”

      It seems to be a movie about John and John Jr. with Victoria as a minor player.

      http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1801552/

      • Oh I saw it, but look at the credits of the people attached. Director, maybe. Alpha Dog was alright, but not huge, and John Q was succesful. Writer, no credits. LiLo, out of her mind druggie. Travolta, who’s only non-dog movie in a long time was the one where he voiced a dog. Who’s gonna play Paul Castellano, Andrew Dice Clay?

  16. Ash

    that actually fits.

  17. cc

    That new hairstyle keeps her hair out of the toilet when she’s barfing after another hard night’s drinking. Without Samantha Ronson to hold her hair, it’s been a problem.

  18. wow

    when i first heard this i thought it was going to be a really good mafia movie like the godfather or scarface or my favorite movie ever goodfellas but now thye have a horrible cast and none of them even look fucking italian!! John travoltas a gay fruit and lindsey lohan cant play some italian whos father is a mob boss!! like wtf? This movie is going to suck? Why would John Gotti want the guy who was in saturday night fever and grease!! To play him. I would be embarrassed.

  19. It’s funny that an felony shoplifting junkie rehab washout is suddenly getting movie job offers every day…right after she decided to rebrand herself with a single name.

    It’s almost like her PR machine (mother) is just saying random shit to the press and the press repeats it, credible or not.

    • LJ

      You never know to whom the Lindsay’s PR machine is giving BJs.

      (I need to go and wash my hands after typing that….)

  20. Sammy "The Bull" Gravano

    I would so hit that.

  21. Who are we going to get to play the part of a slutty entitled bitch? Wait, I’m just spit-balling here…

  22. Travolta as Gotti? Is this movie going to be a musical?

  23. The Critical Crassness

    Let’s do the comparison: Coke whore: check! Criminal: check! Big titted slut: check! In need of large sums of money to continue lifestyle she is accustomed to: check! Yeah, Lindsay is a perfect fit!
    As for other “actresses” wanting the part…I think that was one or two of “Charlie’s Godesses”, realizing the “Charlie Sheen, Coke and A Car” train was about to run out of steam and wanting to jump to a more reliable source of coke.

  24. naturally

    Considering all the stuff Lindsay been accused of stealing casting her as part of a criminal syndicate makes sense.

  25. Can’t wait to see this trainwreck

  26. Turd Ferguson

    Does she actually have ANY purpose to her life? I swear she is the long lost Kardashian – a life of bouncing from shopping to appearances to staged photo ops and talking about how hard they work. Go the fuck away fish lip crack whore.

  27. 3 words people: Cutting room floor.

  28. Burt

    “Lindsay Lohan beat out Blake Lively AND Sienna Miller for her new role as Victoria Gotti…”

    As if that’s an accomplishment.

  29. So they needed someone to play a worn-out, plastic-looking 48 year old? Kudos to the casting director.

  30. she won't get that role because she is going to be rotting in jail

    if you stare hard enough at this photo of lindsay lohan’s crotch your can see the shape of her cunt lips

    http://nude-celebs-4-free.net/pics/Lindsay_Lohan_654ki.jpg

  31. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    I love Lindsay so much. I am a big fan of her. I hope she can give up smoking

  32. Katie D.

    She finally got a role which is age appropriate. As in, age 55.

  33. Lindsay Lohan
    andyconda
    Commented on this photo:

    oh another linda lovelace thing, and sharon tate and super man, give me a break they would not hire her in a pie factory tasteing pies

  34. Lindsay Lohan
    andyconda
    Commented on this photo:

    lindsays new role will be on faces of meth, you tube

  35. Lindsay Lohan
    Sandy
    Commented on this photo:

    I love the bikini seoasn because it’s helping me achieve my goal of having a strong body. Not only that, but the makeup tips are so helpful! Thank you so much girls! You two are so inspirational.P.S. I tried the beachy waves hair tutorial and got so many compliments! It’s going to be my new signature style Thanks again! Xoxo

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