In more ways than one apparently.
The team responsible for allegedly reviving Britney Spears‘ “career” are now working to do the same thing to Lindsay Lohan‘s. Which sounds reasonable until you realize I just referenced a person who’s been legally declared a burden of the state as the ideal business model. Page Six reports:
The troubled starlet has handed the reins of her messy finances to Lou Taylor, the savvy, no-nonsense Nashville businesswoman who guided Spears back from the brink. Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, is also believed to be interested in getting involved in Lohan’s music career.
Lohan is currently lying low at home in LA, where just two days out of rehab, she’s already turning down offers of up to $150,000 to host parties at clubs and casinos.
Another source said, “Lindsay knows she has to stay home and behave, she knows one wrong move could land her back in jail. She has support from her mom, Dina, and Lou Taylor, who is a strong influence and a deeply religious and principled woman.
I’ll give Lindsay’s “team” credit for one thing, they know how to sell bullshit to Page Six. $150,000 appearance fees? Lying low? Are they kidding me? I’ve seen more of Lindsay Lohan’s chest in public over the past 24 hours than I have my own penis. And I’m a chronic masturbator deep, misunderstood nudist.
Photos: Fame
First | August 27, 2010 at 2:54 pm
Actually she has a banging Bod….No doubt..But her Legs look a little bit Tree Trunk like in here…hmm..
Johnny Cage | August 27, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Thick legs, toned legs, strong legs are hot. I hate all that anorexic tooth pic stuff.
jo smo | August 27, 2010 at 4:18 pm
She does have a fabulous rack.
Demi Moore | August 28, 2010 at 12:54 am
her bod isn’t that banging. she has no hips and looks like a skinny man with big boobs when she wears a bikini.
luna | August 27, 2010 at 2:55 pm
something is wrong with her boobs in this pic- just can’t quite figure out what…
First | August 27, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Agreed…!
First | August 27, 2010 at 3:10 pm
Thought Silicon would not move that much…But she prooved me wrong..Really Floppy somwhow…
I'd bang it | August 27, 2010 at 3:04 pm
She is walking and they are bouncing. She has floppy tits.
king gibson | August 27, 2010 at 3:24 pm
ya dude, she’s obviously not wearing a bra
anonymous | August 27, 2010 at 3:26 pm
just a walking pair of tits. without them she’d be as useless as her sister.
julie | August 27, 2010 at 5:18 pm
its because her boobs are fake, real nipples go to the side, because thats where your baby’s head would be to feed, but fake tits the nipples always face front – hence weird!
michiez | August 27, 2010 at 6:24 pm
my boobs are real and they dont go to the side?
Dank | August 28, 2010 at 11:35 pm
Have you seen her nude pics? Those breasts are so not fake. Say all you want about Lindsay Lohan but she does NOT have fake tits.
roseY | August 28, 2010 at 4:12 pm
she “forgot” her bra…….
FuckYouFish! | August 27, 2010 at 2:57 pm
FUCK YOURSELF FISH for making me click a god damn link to read one more dick joke. No way you could have fit two extra sentences on the front page.
Fucker.
G | August 27, 2010 at 3:00 pm
She has great tits.
Queef | August 28, 2010 at 4:45 pm
yes
G | August 27, 2010 at 3:01 pm
I’d like to see video of this.
Rhialto | August 27, 2010 at 3:04 pm
Strangely i haven’t seen her dressed in orange clothes yet.
RoboZombie | August 27, 2010 at 3:06 pm
They just scream out for a Cleveland Steamer!!
Turd Ferguson | August 27, 2010 at 3:07 pm
Only thing going for her = Tits.
And there are lots of great tits out there attached to hotter women with their heads on straight (and skin thats not so fucked up.)
Jen | August 27, 2010 at 4:01 pm
guys wanna fuck her b/c she’s bat shit crazy with great tits.
Rough: no gray areas, please | August 27, 2010 at 3:12 pm
A no nonsense, deeply religious, and principled woman name LOU? what’s Lou short for?
urdumb | August 27, 2010 at 4:32 pm
uh, Louise?
N. | August 27, 2010 at 7:55 pm
Loucifer
roseY | August 28, 2010 at 4:14 pm
hahahahahaha!
It had to be said | August 27, 2010 at 3:19 pm
And, like Brit, I don’t think she’s wearing a bra.
I would do very dirty things to her.
Crabby Old Guy | August 27, 2010 at 3:20 pm
If nice jugs were the equivalent of good character and integrity, this world would be a better place.
Her legs used to be sort of cute – what happened?
Jen | August 27, 2010 at 4:16 pm
i dont ever think she had toned, nice legs…
dudeatdudedotdude | August 27, 2010 at 3:28 pm
britney in a couple ways but lindsay’s still in charge of her affairs and money. thus plenty chance she does just enough again to drive even lou taylor to quit on her.
yeah she’s out and about but has she been seen at a club yet?
Rocky's Bullwinkle | August 27, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Those boobs were made for humping.
The O | August 27, 2010 at 3:31 pm
…and that’s just what I’ll do.
Jen | August 27, 2010 at 4:01 pm
one of these days those boobs are gonna flop all over you
dudeatdudedotdude | August 27, 2010 at 4:21 pm
they look pretty damn perky for no bra
MrsEllis | August 27, 2010 at 4:51 pm
@Jen
You win at the comments today.
anonymous | August 27, 2010 at 3:30 pm
i’m surprised no one has noticed the bitch just double parked her Maserati and walked off. not the smartest thing in the world to do for a chick who shouldn’t even have her license after two DUIs in as many years.
Euroman | August 27, 2010 at 5:05 pm
How did she score a Maserati Coupe? I thought she was broke
Was it a rehab-graduation gift?
Did she buy it with the advance from the porn flick (Linda Lovelace Story)? – They don’t let you finance that car – its cash or walk
Did some dumb-fuck let her borrow it with her driving record?
bigbadvoodoodaddy | August 27, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Bitch must really have her walk on cuz those fake jugs are moving all around. So much that her nips seem to like it and you’ll notice she tries to cover them up in the last few pics. I’d still probalby rub one and drop my load on them…then slap a $1 on my spunk and call it good.
Blue | August 27, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Ah, so it WAS the drugs keeping her anorexic-skinny, rather than just anorexia. Interesting to know.
sobrietyisacrutch | August 27, 2010 at 4:53 pm
Am I missing something here?
WHAT music career?
Mcfeely Smackup | August 27, 2010 at 5:07 pm
Really Lindsay? You’re 24 years old and have the saggy boob sacks of a 50 year old…so you thought no bra was the way to go? really?
To all you who said she has a great rack…holy shit you have low standards. saggy granny titties is a fetish I will never understand.
Shyla | August 27, 2010 at 5:17 pm
Whoever wrote this story is a little late. Wayyyy back when the Cannes fiasco happened, Lou Taylor was the person that paid Lindsay’s bail from Nashville. She’s been involved a long time apparently. This is nothing new.
Randal | August 27, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Video of big titties shaking, pictures are worthless. You can’t see the big titties shake with still frames. She was even shaking them hard and rubbing her nipples on her shirt, for fucks sake learn to press record.
FrankNfrtr | August 27, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Apparently she went to a court appearance today in that outfit.
I hate to see how she would dress for a funeral.
Demi Moore | August 28, 2010 at 12:51 am
going braless is worthless if you have invisible nipples.
Randal | August 28, 2010 at 4:45 am
Really looks like a crack hooker there, more than usual. Hair is a mess and hasn’t showered or bathed since prison. Shoes don’t fit, walking all messed up because of a really big dildo in all the wrong places for six hours straight. She can’t tell if she’s high or if it’s all a dream. You’ve see crack hookers and this is a picture of a crack hooker.
captain america | August 28, 2010 at 6:54 am
halleluja: WE HAVE A NEW BALD LUNATIC, folks!!
Spears minus the success | August 28, 2010 at 11:25 am
Lindsay is Spears minus the success minus the money, minus the talent, and minus anyone who loves her more then they love themselves.
LolleyGagger | August 28, 2010 at 6:13 pm
HAHA had to reply to poster julie saying “real niples face to the side”. If your niples face to the side you have what plastic surgeons call wall-eyed nipples a condition that can happen when surgery is done by a incompetent surgeon when installing implants it rarely happens to real tits. It’s NOT for feeding babies they will find the milk wherever it is on the brest if they’re close enough.
Anne | August 29, 2010 at 6:09 pm
What; are you guys 13? She is off all her medicine, possibly not sleeping after every thing she’s been though. She is not and never will be B.Spears. The out fit was a bad choice and she should have stayed a couple more weeks at the hospital to complty stablize and get used to being off the ADD medicine….but come on people have some compassion! I hope all you negitive, misguided, lusting animals end up in a treatment for your personality disorders and learn how to at least fake empathy.
Mel Gibson's Shrink | August 29, 2010 at 10:23 pm
I guess she is staying clean. She got some meat on her.
Bored with life | August 30, 2010 at 6:31 pm
What an ugly, no talented whore….just OD already!
freckleskank | August 31, 2010 at 2:13 am
an ugly dislikeable woman of no talent …
she WISHES she had brit’s talent & looks …