Lindsay Lohan is Britney Spears Now

August 27th, 2010 // 65 Comments

In more ways than one apparently.

The team responsible for allegedly reviving Britney Spears‘ “career” are now working to do the same thing to Lindsay Lohan‘s. Which sounds reasonable until you realize I just referenced a person who’s been legally declared a burden of the state as the ideal business model. Page Six reports:

The troubled starlet has handed the reins of her messy finances to Lou Taylor, the savvy, no-nonsense Nashville businesswoman who guided Spears back from the brink. Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, is also believed to be interested in getting involved in Lohan’s music career.
Lohan is currently lying low at home in LA, where just two days out of rehab, she’s already turning down offers of up to $150,000 to host parties at clubs and casinos.
Another source said, “Lindsay knows she has to stay home and behave, she knows one wrong move could land her back in jail. She has support from her mom, Dina, and Lou Taylor, who is a strong influence and a deeply religious and principled woman.

I’ll give Lindsay’s “team” credit for one thing, they know how to sell bullshit to Page Six. $150,000 appearance fees? Lying low? Are they kidding me? I’ve seen more of Lindsay Lohan’s chest in public over the past 24 hours than I have my own penis. And I’m a chronic masturbator deep, misunderstood nudist.

Photos: Fame

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  1. First

    Actually she has a banging Bod….No doubt..But her Legs look a little bit Tree Trunk like in here…hmm..

  2. luna

    something is wrong with her boobs in this pic- just can’t quite figure out what…

  3. FuckYouFish!

    FUCK YOURSELF FISH for making me click a god damn link to read one more dick joke. No way you could have fit two extra sentences on the front page.

    Fucker.

  4. G

    She has great tits.

  5. G

    I’d like to see video of this.

  6. Rhialto

    Strangely i haven’t seen her dressed in orange clothes yet.

  7. RoboZombie

    They just scream out for a Cleveland Steamer!!

  8. Turd Ferguson

    Only thing going for her = Tits.
    And there are lots of great tits out there attached to hotter women with their heads on straight (and skin thats not so fucked up.)

  9. Rough: no gray areas, please

    A no nonsense, deeply religious, and principled woman name LOU? what’s Lou short for?

  10. It had to be said

    And, like Brit, I don’t think she’s wearing a bra.

    I would do very dirty things to her.

  11. Crabby Old Guy

    If nice jugs were the equivalent of good character and integrity, this world would be a better place.

    Her legs used to be sort of cute – what happened?

  12. britney in a couple ways but lindsay’s still in charge of her affairs and money. thus plenty chance she does just enough again to drive even lou taylor to quit on her.

    yeah she’s out and about but has she been seen at a club yet?

  13. Rocky's Bullwinkle

    Those boobs were made for humping.

  14. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    GOD i love those tits. miss the ass shot but this is money

  15. anonymous

    i’m surprised no one has noticed the bitch just double parked her Maserati and walked off. not the smartest thing in the world to do for a chick who shouldn’t even have her license after two DUIs in as many years.

    • Euroman

      How did she score a Maserati Coupe? I thought she was broke

      Was it a rehab-graduation gift?

      Did she buy it with the advance from the porn flick (Linda Lovelace Story)? – They don’t let you finance that car – its cash or walk

      Did some dumb-fuck let her borrow it with her driving record?

  16. Lindsay Lohan
    bigbadvoodoodaddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Bitch must really have her walk on cuz those fake jugs are moving all around. So much that her nips seem to like it and you’ll notice she tries to cover them up in the last few pics. I’d still probalby rub one and drop my load on them…then slap a $1 on my spunk and call it good.

  17. bigbadvoodoodaddy

    Bitch must really have her walk on cuz those fake jugs are moving all around. So much that her nips seem to like it and you’ll notice she tries to cover them up in the last few pics. I’d still probalby rub one and drop my load on them…then slap a $1 on my spunk and call it good.

  18. Blue

    Ah, so it WAS the drugs keeping her anorexic-skinny, rather than just anorexia. Interesting to know.

  19. Lindsay Lohan
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Ginger tits is loose. Drivers of CA beware.

  20. sobrietyisacrutch

    Am I missing something here?
    WHAT music career?

  21. Mcfeely Smackup

    Really Lindsay? You’re 24 years old and have the saggy boob sacks of a 50 year old…so you thought no bra was the way to go? really?

    To all you who said she has a great rack…holy shit you have low standards. saggy granny titties is a fetish I will never understand.

  22. Lindsay Lohan
    dudeman
    Commented on this photo:

    hot

  23. Shyla

    Whoever wrote this story is a little late. Wayyyy back when the Cannes fiasco happened, Lou Taylor was the person that paid Lindsay’s bail from Nashville. She’s been involved a long time apparently. This is nothing new.

  24. Video of big titties shaking, pictures are worthless. You can’t see the big titties shake with still frames. She was even shaking them hard and rubbing her nipples on her shirt, for fucks sake learn to press record.

  25. Apparently she went to a court appearance today in that outfit.
    I hate to see how she would dress for a funeral.

  26. Lindsay Lohan
    sam
    Commented on this photo:

    In the first pic her nipples look like they are too close together, and in some shots she looks braless and others she doesn’t. WTF?

  27. Lindsay Lohan
    dogonabone
    Commented on this photo:

    she has the same wonky left nipple too.

  28. Lindsay Lohan
    jj23
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn she is fine!

  29. Demi Moore

    going braless is worthless if you have invisible nipples.

  30. Really looks like a crack hooker there, more than usual. Hair is a mess and hasn’t showered or bathed since prison. Shoes don’t fit, walking all messed up because of a really big dildo in all the wrong places for six hours straight. She can’t tell if she’s high or if it’s all a dream. You’ve see crack hookers and this is a picture of a crack hooker.

  31. captain america

    halleluja: WE HAVE A NEW BALD LUNATIC, folks!!

  32. Lindsay Lohan
    TJ
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn, she looks really hot here. I wanna suck on those titties and then drop a big fat load of manspackle all over them

  33. Spears minus the success

    Lindsay is Spears minus the success minus the money, minus the talent, and minus anyone who loves her more then they love themselves.

  34. Lindsay Lohan
    haha
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone needs a good diet pill

  35. LolleyGagger

    HAHA had to reply to poster julie saying “real niples face to the side”. If your niples face to the side you have what plastic surgeons call wall-eyed nipples a condition that can happen when surgery is done by a incompetent surgeon when installing implants it rarely happens to real tits. It’s NOT for feeding babies they will find the milk wherever it is on the brest if they’re close enough.

  36. Anne

    What; are you guys 13? She is off all her medicine, possibly not sleeping after every thing she’s been though. She is not and never will be B.Spears. The out fit was a bad choice and she should have stayed a couple more weeks at the hospital to complty stablize and get used to being off the ADD medicine….but come on people have some compassion! I hope all you negitive, misguided, lusting animals end up in a treatment for your personality disorders and learn how to at least fake empathy.

  37. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    I guess she is staying clean. She got some meat on her.

  38. Bored with life

    What an ugly, no talented whore….just OD already!

  39. freckleskank

    an ugly dislikeable woman of no talent …
    she WISHES she had brit’s talent & looks …

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