Lindsay Lohan is Britney Spears Now

In more ways than one apparently.

The team responsible for allegedly reviving Britney Spears’ “career” are now working to do the same thing to Lindsay Lohan’s. Which sounds reasonable until you realize I just referenced a person who’s been legally declared a burden of the state as the ideal business model. Page Six reports:

The troubled starlet has handed the reins of her messy finances to Lou Taylor, the savvy, no-nonsense Nashville businesswoman who guided Spears back from the brink. Spears’ manager, Larry Rudolph, is also believed to be interested in getting involved in Lohan’s music career.
Lohan is currently lying low at home in LA, where just two days out of rehab, she’s already turning down offers of up to $150,000 to host parties at clubs and casinos.
Another source said, “Lindsay knows she has to stay home and behave, she knows one wrong move could land her back in jail. She has support from her mom, Dina, and Lou Taylor, who is a strong influence and a deeply religious and principled woman.

I’ll give Lindsay’s “team” credit for one thing, they know how to sell bullshit to Page Six. $150,000 appearance fees? Lying low? Are they kidding me? I’ve seen more of Lindsay Lohan’s chest in public over the past 24 hours than I have my own penis. And I’m a chronic masturbator deep, misunderstood nudist.

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