Lindsay Lohan in One of Those Crazy Taiwanese Video Things

Lindsay Lohan’s jail fiasco has apparently been reenacted in one of those random-ass Taiwanese CGI videos (after the jump) and this thing has fucking everything:

- Bikini-clad prison guards.
– Lindsay dropping the soap in the shower.
– Lesbian kisses.
– And the coup de grâce, Michael Lohan whipping a shoe at Kate Major’s face.

I’m going to stop writing now because there’s no way I can follow this puppy unless you count this flip-book I just made of a stick-figure Lindsay talking to a dog. Haha, they don’t sell drugs…