“I’ve struck again! BAHAHA- Wait, what do you mean it wasn’t a baby?”
Because she’s clean and sober now and hates going out, Lindsay Lohan was trying to leave a club last night only to get “startled by the paparazzi” and clip the manager in the leg with her car. Naturally this new and responsible Lindsay stopped and exchanged insurance information after contacting the police, except HAHAHA, of course, she didn’t. She fled the fucking scene. TMZ reports:
We’re told she was driving out of the parking lot when she was blocked by paparazzi and bystanders around the nearby Hookah Lounge.
Lindsay made contact with the manager of the Hookah Lounge with her car and then peeled out.
Cops were called, came to the scene, interviewed people inside the Hookah Lounge — including the manager who was lightly struck — and then left.
Now, in Lindsay’s defense, this story is constantly changing. In one update, she’s the one who called the police. In another, this dude is suddenly injured and in the ER after saying it was fine. It’s all convoluted except for the part where she definitely connected a moving vehicle with another human being because she’s goddamn death behind the wheel. Which is why around noon today I expect the California judicial system to award her a medal for Outstanding Achievement in Motor Safety unless, of course, it gets held up at the engravers because they’re making sure the diamonds spelling her name are cut just right. Otherwise, you might as well piss in her eye.
Photos: Splash News
Was it her mom?
Muhaaaa. It’s ok because I will still only walk away with having to do 5 minutes of jail time. What a flipping joke!
Why does she have her finger up at her mouth for several of those shots? An affectation or a druggy thing, etc.?
It makes her look introspective.
Hmm, I can imagine her forming a thought about drugs the way that Home Simpson does about food . . .
hahahha
Sometimes drugs and drug residue get caught under one’s fingernails. Or so I’ve heard.
Her most dramatic role yet: “Mugshot 13, Hit and Run Honeys”
Time to bring out the tits again Lindsay, this time don’t be a prude.
I was smashing my porsche into hookah club managers before it was cool.
To be fair, when you run over as many people as she does, you can imagine the whole thing would become rather mundane. Call the police? Pffft, I hit people twice last week and didn’t bother, why now?
Car services or a decent handler teams? LA has plenty, or are the angels blocking Lindsey’s vision? Maine and Alaska come to mind. Seems to keep Sarah Palin out of the news for the “minor infractions of the law”.
All of those things would be witness to her drug taking, and we can’t afford to have witnesses at this juncture.
Lindsay, hit 2 and the 3rd is free!
Her face is destroyed. Was so hot in ’04. Smh
Never was hot. Never.
Dick is right! +1 for Dick!
“america loves young white jailbait ass”
Russell Brand stole an iphone, Lindsay Lohan hit a person with her car. Someone check Chris Brown, it’s his turn.
I had hoped she would be using a driver.
LiLo driving is not good.
Pedestrians of CA; BEWARE.
“Remember that time I hit a baby? Yeah me too”
“Sup paps, here’s my gash” “Whoops no dress, well there’s more bad news” “If you give me 20 minutes I can come out and vomit for you”
“Hold on Obama let me get my coke, I mean my purse”
She needs more drugs. All this bullshit telling her to stop is just completely wrong for this person. She needs MORE drugs. She needs ALL the drugs. Let her do what she’s good at, eventually it’ll work itself out.
Quick Lindsay, can you tell me the difference between fame and notoriety?
DEERRRPPP
Have we even got to the party yet? Am I drunk? Where’s my coke be at? I haz giggles.
I take back what I said about her looking good being a ginger again… she looks terrible. Poor girl, she is a mess. GET A FUCKING CHAUFFEUR ALREADY.
she wasnt driving tho? she was in the passenger seat? lol
Does she really think when she puts her fingers in her mouth. She looks sexy? Nothing she does will. She’s hideous.
yes!! agreed! she’s probably been practicing this “pose” and it is NOT working, not to mention who knows where those fingers have been…
The Lindsay driving thing is so weird. I mean, she doesn’t *look* Asian…
As an Asian I found this comment dumb. Not offended, but lame.
It was funny. Chaching!
I thought she is a homebody who doesn’t go out?
No, she just doesn’t remember going out afterwards.
I’d make a zombie comment, but I’m afraid I’d give the Zombie Union grounds for a libel suit.
Horseshit … go away.
Call the Judge she needs ANOTHER BREAK!! It’s “Groundhog Day.” Lilo is already in her post-formal-probation glow!
“Lindsay Lohan Hit Another Person With Her Car”
Of course she did. Were expecting something different from our Lindsay?
Are you telling me she can’t get work as an extra on Tru Blood or The Walking Dead? No makeup… just let her walk right on the set.
Lindsay just wanted to be sure she had covered all possible ways of doing hits in the parking lot.
She only hit one, fer Chrissakes. Jeezzzzz…
Yeah, and he was only “lightly struck”. That description is so awesome.
She’s obviously been picking up beauty tips at the morgue.
maybe you guys should try driving when you have a mob of retards chasing you or blocking your views
Um Bobby, if they are blocking you, hit the brake.
that’s exactly what you would do right? maybe get out and pose , sign a few autographs?
Maybe I will. Let me know when you and a mob of your friends are available.
No, Bobby, you should totally run them over. Moron.
papanazis hunt down dozens of other famous people and you don’t hear about them hitting pedestrians with their cars every week
“Sureeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, meth is guud”
Oh so very, very true.
i guess there really isn’t any hope for this chick
It was entirely the the fault of the paparazzi.
Lindsay had to swere wildly to avoid them while peeling out, and this stupid person was standing in the wrong place when her car skidded sideways..
He’s lying anyway, because Lindsay says she isn’t responsible..
…and there we go
…again with the extra-animus abuse ?
waiting for the cue to blow ? [shhh...]
about to lose my mind…
la la la la la la la lal laaaalala………..
ok, so how much does a 24hr driver cost, pr do you need 2 ?
Does she really think, by putting her disgusting, nicotine stained fingers in her mouth like that. It makes her somehow look sexy? She’s gross.
Man this is a sexy picture!!!
who boiught dinner?