Every morning I’m presented with the almost impossible choice of picking which stupid bullshit Lindsay Lohan‘s done in the past 24 hours to write about. Which is why I’d like to thank Lainey Gossip for pointing me in the direction of the above tweet that’s clearly way more hilarious than Shawn Holley washing her hands of successfully keeping Lindsay out of jail or Max George telling chicks on Twitter he’s definitely not dating her. So, congratulations, Lindsay, for invoking Heath Ledger‘s daughter’s name to remind everyone his drug addiction was so goddamn awful he had sex with you then tried to wash the shame away with an Olsen twin and we all know how that turned out. You practically pushed him in front of a train. A Muppets on heroin train.
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