Lindsay Lohan Wants You To Remember She Used To Bang Heath Ledger

January 23rd, 2013 // 12 Comments

Every morning I’m presented with the almost impossible choice of picking which stupid bullshit Lindsay Lohan‘s done in the past 24 hours to write about. Which is why I’d like to thank Lainey Gossip for pointing me in the direction of the above tweet that’s clearly way more hilarious than Shawn Holley washing her hands of successfully keeping Lindsay out of jail or Max George telling chicks on Twitter he’s definitely not dating her. So, congratulations, Lindsay, for invoking Heath Ledger‘s daughter’s name to remind everyone his drug addiction was so goddamn awful he had sex with you then tried to wash the shame away with an Olsen twin and we all know how that turned out. You practically pushed him in front of a train. A Muppets on heroin train.

Photos: NGRE/AKM-GSI, Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan Bald Spot
    StayPUFT Overlord
    Commented on this photo:

    The coke is trying to seep out the back of her skull.

  2. inkydink

    just when i thought she couldn’t get any more despicable. like she even knows Mathilda.

  3. What’s the xxL for? The supposed size of her heart? Dilated cardiomyopathy is a known side effect. Too bad she’s already at the top of my death pool or that would have bumped her right up there.

  4. this is not even sad anymore…

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s bad. That could negatively impact the blow job business.
    No one wants to see that while looking down at the top of a woman’s head.

  6. What an idiot

    So, whorehan is going bald, eh? Not only is she a delusional no-talent, but she’s an UGLY delusional no-talent. Fuck her and the coked out horse she rode in on…

  7. This woman is just pathetic now.

  8. chicka

    Hohan is getting more and more revolting with each minute…. weren’t her 15 up like 5 years ago??? WHO’S CLOCKING THIS, HELLOOOOOO…….

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    scotta
    Commented on this photo:

    c’mon you guys – nobody’s noted the irony that she’s picking up take-out at E Baldi?

    E… Baldi??? That shit’s ez pickins.

    And she’s a whore, in case that were less obvious.

  10. MILF

    Sadly, I think she’s going to see Heath again very soon.

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    Chi Chi
    Commented on this photo:

    a couple of years ago someone (can’t remember who) told about how LL told them everyone she banged, it was just about anyone you could think of from Jared Leto to Valderama. She likes to brag.

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