Almost out of nowhere, it was announced yesterday that Michael Lohan joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab despite recently starting work as a rehab consultant and you know, not being addicted to anything besides having his face on television. Since then, Lindsay has grown concerned her dad will spill family secrets and has no clue why he agreed to the show in the first place despite citing the mountain of child support he owes. She’s very smart. TMZ reports:
We’re told Lohan is saying she’s most upset that her dad, Michael Lohan, began taping the show without ever giving her a heads up.
Lohan is also adamant she will NEVER make an appearance on the show.
Lindsay also wants to know how much Michael is getting paid for the gig — because she wants to make sure her dad kicks over some of the cash to Dina … since “he should be paying his child support for Ali and Cody.”
Honestly, I think she’s just pissed he found work before she did. You’d think they would have prepared her for that reality in rehab, but we’re talking about a place that let her come back to her sober house drunk and then fired the worker she assaulted in the process. It’s a miracle she didn’t check out thinking she’s a cat.
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GoGo B GoneGone! The only thing you are ever first at, is stupidity!
really?how can you tell?!?
I would like to nominate this purse for the title of “Ugliest Handbag Ever”.
Sorry to break in on the amazing “first” discussion, but this is important. That’s a truly hideous accessory, and it probably retails for the price of a decent used car.
THANK.YOU, Cock Dr. Fuckin’ A read my mind.
yeah i heard she skinned a harlequin alive!
meh
nice fucking lips cuntshit.
She can wrap those lips around my cock and suck on it.
And now for my next celebrity “Human Centipede” idea.
All the Lohans over 18 by order of age….
Man, what a boring-ass movie that was. Correction, boring mouth-to-ass movie…
Though your proposal does intrigue me, as long as Dina and Michael bring up the rear.
Never seen it because it just sounds disgusting…
“bring up the rear”… Exactly… Exactly…. LOL
Position 1 is the place of honor.
Wait. She STOPPED hating him? I’m so confused. And is she still a lesbian – or did that change, too? I really need to start paying more attention to LL and less to Charlie Sheen. There are only so many hours in the day – and, honestly, unless LL is breaking out the sweater puppies, I’m pretty much not “there”.
It appears that Lindsay and I have at least one thing in common… neither of us can stand her father.
So do I! And you like drinking too? We have so much in common! So me your boobs? . . . Or how about just the right one?
‘Show’ me.
Self-admitted FAIL
I have an idea. Put Lindsay and Charlie on a boat, kick it out to sea and set it on fire.
Greenlit.
Not even close, Charlie would fucking beat her over the head with their bong.
Addendum: Please require said boat to be in International waters prior to ignition. We don’t want the city of Los Angeles getting high off the secondaries…
CUNTBAG
Its ok Lindsay. You can just call me daddy and I will make it all better. Who your daddy bitch!
Who Cares about her any more???
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Correct FAIL! un like Charlie Sheen She does NOT WIN!
Of course she won’t be on that show. It’s beneath her dignity, and also she will be too busy sharing a cell with an angry girl named “Peanut”.
truth is strange shit… that’s four sure : ))
She won’t go on that show for an appearance because apparently she has so many projects lined up she doesn’t know which one to pick. **Crickets chirping**
Yeah… Her new reality show.
Celebrity Cellmate
They’re changing the name of the show from “Celebrity Rehab” to “Celebrity Cash Grab”.
I didn’t realize “celebrity” was in quotes before now.
Face fact, McFeely! You didn’t realize “celebrity” was a real word until now!
I sense a recurring theme in Lindsay’s life…..No, NOT the drugs,stealing stuff or reoccurring court appearances thing….. It’s her parents constantly appearing on TV shows without giving her a “heads up”. What a bunch of losers with a capital “L” this whole family is. Mom or Dad appear on a TV show, Lindsay gives an angry soundbite or two and they all get more free publicity!
Who’s going to hire Michael Lohan to do anything????
At least he’ll get a paycheck for a while (I hear they pay somewhere around $200K for the gig) and be able to catch up on some of that past due child support.
Why is she bitching???
Oh yeah, because he might talk about what an asshole Dina is.
I wouldn’t hire him to play doormat, so I could wipe my mud and horse shit covered boots on him after my weekly polo match! LOL!
She loves it – scandal is the only thing that keep this fish lipped skank in the limelight.
There have been people on that show who had a lot more going for them professionally than she does.
Earlier today I flushed something that had a lot more going for it than Lindsay Lohan.
Ughh. She looks awful. She looked better before rehab.
Yeah Right and you’re not jealous of her body, bitch!
Nice fucking cunt, lipshit.
Nice fucking lip, cuntshit.
Nice fucking shit, cuntlip
Cunt fucking lip, nice shit.
Shit nice lip, fucking cunt.