Lindsay Lohan Hates Her Dad Again

March 3rd, 2011 // 45 Comments

Almost out of nowhere, it was announced yesterday that Michael Lohan joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab despite recently starting work as a rehab consultant and you know, not being addicted to anything besides having his face on television. Since then, Lindsay has grown concerned her dad will spill family secrets and has no clue why he agreed to the show in the first place despite citing the mountain of child support he owes. She’s very smart. TMZ reports:

We’re told Lohan is saying she’s most upset that her dad, Michael Lohan, began taping the show without ever giving her a heads up.
Lohan is also adamant she will NEVER make an appearance on the show.
Lindsay also wants to know how much Michael is getting paid for the gig — because she wants to make sure her dad kicks over some of the cash to Dina … since “he should be paying his child support for Ali and Cody.”

Honestly, I think she’s just pissed he found work before she did. You’d think they would have prepared her for that reality in rehab, but we’re talking about a place that let her come back to her sober house drunk and then fired the worker she assaulted in the process. It’s a miracle she didn’t check out thinking she’s a cat.

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  1. gogo


  2. flapsteak


  3. mel

    nice fucking lips cuntshit.

  4. And now for my next celebrity “Human Centipede” idea.
    All the Lohans over 18 by order of age….

  5. Crabby Old Guy

    Wait. She STOPPED hating him? I’m so confused. And is she still a lesbian – or did that change, too? I really need to start paying more attention to LL and less to Charlie Sheen. There are only so many hours in the day – and, honestly, unless LL is breaking out the sweater puppies, I’m pretty much not “there”.

  6. It appears that Lindsay and I have at least one thing in common… neither of us can stand her father.

  7. the2ndsuitor

    So do I! And you like drinking too? We have so much in common! So me your boobs? . . . Or how about just the right one?

  8. the2ndsuitor

    ‘Show’ me.

    Self-admitted FAIL

  9. Eric

    I have an idea. Put Lindsay and Charlie on a boat, kick it out to sea and set it on fire.

  10. george


  11. Its ok Lindsay. You can just call me daddy and I will make it all better. Who your daddy bitch!

  12. TheBayouBeatdotCom

    Who Cares about her any more???

  13. TheBayouBeatdotCom

    Correct FAIL! un like Charlie Sheen She does NOT WIN!

  14. Of course she won’t be on that show. It’s beneath her dignity, and also she will be too busy sharing a cell with an angry girl named “Peanut”.

  15. herbiefrog

    truth is strange shit… that’s four sure : ))

  16. She won’t go on that show for an appearance because apparently she has so many projects lined up she doesn’t know which one to pick. **Crickets chirping**

  17. Fr. Guido Sarducci

    They’re changing the name of the show from “Celebrity Rehab” to “Celebrity Cash Grab”.

  18. I didn’t realize “celebrity” was in quotes before now.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Face fact, McFeely! You didn’t realize “celebrity” was a real word until now!

  19. The Critical Crassness

    I sense a recurring theme in Lindsay’s life…..No, NOT the drugs,stealing stuff or reoccurring court appearances thing….. It’s her parents constantly appearing on TV shows without giving her a “heads up”. What a bunch of losers with a capital “L” this whole family is. Mom or Dad appear on a TV show, Lindsay gives an angry soundbite or two and they all get more free publicity!

  20. LJ

    Who’s going to hire Michael Lohan to do anything????

    At least he’ll get a paycheck for a while (I hear they pay somewhere around $200K for the gig) and be able to catch up on some of that past due child support.

    Why is she bitching???

    Oh yeah, because he might talk about what an asshole Dina is.

    • The Critical Crassness

      I wouldn’t hire him to play doormat, so I could wipe my mud and horse shit covered boots on him after my weekly polo match! LOL!

  21. Turd Ferguson

    She loves it – scandal is the only thing that keep this fish lipped skank in the limelight.

  22. Burt

    There have been people on that show who had a lot more going for them professionally than she does.

  23. bohokitty

    Ughh. She looks awful. She looked better before rehab.

  24. duder

    Nice fucking cunt, lipshit.

  25. Johnny Cage

    Shit nice lip, fucking cunt.

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