Okay, maybe her career’s gonna make it.
Seen here demonstrating her ability to make 500 difference faces that say “I don’t give a fuck,” Lindsay Lohan will reportedly go full frontal when she plays Linda Lovelace in Inferno, according to RadarOnline:
“There will be full frontal nudity,” director Matthew Wilder exclusively told RadarOnline.com of Lohan’s role in the film. “But it will not be cinematic nudity – it will be more violent nudity.
“For example, linked images of the Vietnam war – that kind of context.”
On any given day, I want to rocket every single publicist I encounter into the sun, but even I have to admit this guy probably could’ve used some coaching. “So, yeah, you’re going to see Lindsay naked, but don’t worry, her vagina won’t be tastefully shot in any way and will violently remind you of Vietnam.” Oh, good. For a minute there I thought this movie wasn’t going to be prom night all over again. Phew.
NOTE: Added Lindsay’s just-released mug shot here.
Photos: Getty, Splash News, TMZ
First and Noooooooooooooooooo…..
lol I wonder if her lawyer showed up at her apt with fingernail polish remover for the court appearance this morning.
cant wait to see that
FIRST
no sir. Me first.
hahaha… that mouth’s made for photoshop.
meh dont care about the movie, some one will post the nudity scenes online
How is this different from the 765856 times we’ve seen her vagina?
just wondering, none of you ever did a line of coke or driven drunk, correct? not one of you been piss drunk, or neglected to return something that wasn’t yours. or had a relationship that did you more harm than good. nada one, right? cos the more you revel in this girls downfall… well pray there’s no such think as karma..
funny how the most vengeful people i know describe themselves as christian. like how the word pious means devout but also the opposite.
good luck lindsay.
were you the dude at the press conference wearing the “LINNOCENT” t-shirt? if so, you made me laugh today.
Most people learn from their mistakes. What else is there to say to a rant like yours.
Its ok man. When LiLo did “Herby: Fully Loaded” I too wanted to giver her a ride on ol’ bologna- pony (huh, that looks weird when you type it). And in “Mean Girls” I fantasized about LiLo, getting caught in a compromising situation by Tina Fey and then having Tim Meadows, find those two in an even MORE compromising situation. Hell, I think that fantasy gave every straight man between the ages of 15-29 hard-ons for a month. And yea, I’ll admit it: I watched all of “I Know Who Killed Me” including the DVD extras just to see her pole-dance. But just because we all used to beat off to her, doesn’t mean she is a good person. Lord knows none of us here are perfect, and most of the comments on this page make me seriously question the existence of a benevolent God, but no one can defend her behavior recently. Yea, she probably had a messed up childhood. Her dad sure is a piece of work. But its not like she is going to Gitmo, being given an unreasonable prison sentence, or will have her life negatively impacted by the incident. She will do her 90 (err 21) days, come out, do rehab, make some more movies and live her life pretty much as she had previously. Its not she is going to have to fill out a resume for a fry-cook job at McDonalds and list her prison time on it. And that is what pisses us off. She has given off an air of superiority/bitchyness and lack of personal responsibility that would have life altering consequences for us, but will leave her unscathed. Yea the world isn’t fair, we all know that. But when its this obvious, you can’t honestly expect the general masses to avoid taking cheap shots at her. Does it lower our general moral standing? Yes. But in case you missed the subtitle of this website, let me clue you into a little secret: the people that come here, myself included, are generally superficial jerks.
@ frank rizzo…
You care WAY too much about this topic. Go take another xanax, pop “Steel Magnolias” back in your betamax and have another PBR and relax buddy. Itll be ok.
She got caught, and like everyone else who gets caught she was punished.
She ignored the terms of her sentences, (that’s right, more than one sentence) and now she has to pay the price. See that’s the thing about people who spout out stuff like karma. She actually is filled with boatloads of the bad kind and now it’s time to pay.
If and when any of us do the above, we face *consequences*.
As of now, and probably including this sentence, LL will face *none*. That’s the real issue.
And the tragic part of it is, consequences are about all that could snap her out of her downward spiral. It sure as hell won’t be her parents. It’s a credit to Lohan’s will she’s still alive.
Actually, no. I have never done a line of coke, never driven drunk. Nor have I done any of the other things you’ve mentioned. So, I will continue to say what horrible things she has done. And, that she shouldn’t be getting special treatment just because she is a celebrity. Because, had I done any of these things, I would be in jail, for more than twelve days.
@Rush, no i’m near DC.. but is that the same guy screaming “Free Lindsay” after the courtroom appearance? That made me chuckle :D
Missed the drama itself in the 5 mins i had to move my car. Fucking parking in Alexandria sucks. And i got the ticket anyhow :(
@dudeatwhatever The meter maid wuz prolly one of those damned Christians, too!
@Mean Joe Green
Wow slow down there man! Say what you want about my choice in evening films and refreshments, but leave the betamax out of it! That’s just good technology there! With the power of Betamax, I have the largest vintage 70′s porno collection around. That’s something you aren’t going to find on your modern, fancy-pants, politically correct blue-ray player! No sir.
We all know that the 70′s is to porn what the 80′s is to music, all style, no substance. for what it’s worth, The huge bush might as well be a synthesizer. so stop rubbing it in my face (That’s what she said) that you have such an extensive collection of porn meanwhile I’m still jerking it to the same issue of National Geographic that I’ve had since 3rd grade
Randal(l)
@hotndog idk but i hollered jesus when i saw the ticket.
Yeah execpt everyone faced consequences for thier actions
at least she got lip injections before her mugshot.
That will compliment the fist injection she’ll get after her mugshot.
HEY-O
No talent, no looks, little brains. This girl has done wonders with nothing. I hope we are spared from ever seeing her again,
Wow. The look on her face just kinda sums up her entire life to this point… Ah-duhrrrr…
mmmm… I hope she doesnt shave first. I want to see that bush in all its glory!
FIRST! Mother BEEPERS!!!!!
@ Rush
Exactly my thoughts. I would (if i even cared to see the movie) pay the Producers my ticket price to let me see a copy where IT naked in anyway is completely avoided.
Lindsay:
Though your current legal woes may have temporarily drawn the public eye away from the reason you became a media goddess in the first place, we true fans and mere mortals remain faithful to your thespian cause.
To us true believers, you will always be a beacon in a dark world, a runway we can land our planes of dreams on, a paragon of courage.
Let not these fools mock your mammaries, or reveal their base nature, for their truest call will someday come to you: Using them to feed your blessed offspring.
Randal
yay! Randal’s back!
Randal, we missed you. Make us laff, funny boy! You may have outdone yourself with this one!
Drunken coke slut:
you were famous for making me want to jerk it to a Disney movie that featured a racing Volkswagen. now your a washed up old scag who’s going to prison and then showing her greasy pussy on film….which I will jerk it to. Also your titties, I will jerk it to your titties.
Randal(l)
And now my computer monitor can remain fire crotch free for the next 90 days.
Sorry Jonsey, it’s only gonna be about 22 days. Sucks, I know.
It never stops amazing me how much press she gets and is in the public eye. shes essentially famous for being a train wreck and for making crappy movies.
No way full frontal?
Who could have predicted porn as The Lohans future?
Oh yeah – everybody.
it’s like not one of you has an original thought
whatever, dickhead.
“But it will not be cinematic nudity – it will be more violent nudity.”
WTF? What’s with Hollywood and the entire “gore-nudity” genre? Eli Roth supposed to be the president of plasticsville now all of sudden? I think their “our average viewers are Jeffrey Dahmer” demographics reports have been a little screwed up.
I would love to see her naked and brutalized. Maybe I’m sicker than most, but I want to see her Gitmo’d. Hang’er up on a wall, cut off her clothes, slap’er around till she’s swollen and bloody, electric shocks, oh f*** yeah.
I’m gonna go fap to that right now!
Please provide us with your resume and IP address. We’re running out of Abu Graib personnel.
ya, pic #1 is perfect for a photoshop cock
the “research for my next movie” excuse actually works in this first pic :))
I’d watch that.
Lindsay could do a full on porn scene and the damn thing will skip movie theatres and go straight to DVD. Waste of money making it.
um doesn’t ALL porn go straight to DVD?
btw, I’m calling dudetodudeudortodude the fucking retard, not Turd Ferguson. Turd Ferguson is actually funny, unlike dudetoddudedouchewtfbbq
Who the hell buys porn dvds when you can get all you want free on the internet?
ahhh.. so in other words you like to dish it out, but soon as you yourself get called out all a sudden it doesnt feel good. welcome to your world.
Those sure are some big eye bags for a 24 year old. I know a girl like her. She’s an complete moron and thinks that bending over should be part of her daily schedule.
Sad.
And tell me again how that is SAD? LOL
You must be a chick.
Finally, lets see the freckled fire crotch pussy. Adding her stank asshole would help.
Eye bags? FUN BAGS.
She looks like a bloated hooker.
The admin here is blocking my posts because he is a jealous bitch and is afraid of my blog overtaking his little empire.
Later,
Mitch
God I love those tits
Screw Lindsay, I want to see these backup dancers from the Wiggles doing porn. These chicks are hot!
She shows more range in these photos than her last ten movies.
Again, this movie doesn’t exist. No funding. No insurance. No one will ever insure anything with Lindsay in it. Ever. The so-called producers are just using Lindsay as a promotional tool. IN a few months, they will come up with the excuse that the movie is canceled due to do Lindsay’s extended tour in rehab.
Why does she bother with this stupid Linda Lovelace movie and producer anyways, she could just go make her own new, reality porno and make mega bucks. She wouldn’t then cut out the middleman and live happily ever after on the profits. She really must me high on meth or something to agree to do Yolanda in a movie for some pervert Hollywood producer.
I think the only role she could probably do these days is someone who as just as fucked up as she is. Really speaks to her talent, doesn’t it?
Well, that’s a load off my mind…I was worried that her being in jail was going to interfere with the much more important nudity.
let’s just hope she knows the neaning of a porn star when she leaves jail……….
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I hope to have a million members before lindsay lohan gets out of jail!
she needs help! So tired face. She can sleep in jail.
These pictures are frightening just in terms of the aging she has gone through in just a few short years. Frightening.
She has screwed up in the public eye ..I guess none of you have family members or anybody you know who is or has gone thru this now or ever and has been in denial so that gives you the right to judge write mean cruel and digusting stuff about a public persons life.Why oh i know because you paid to see her movies so you can be her judge , if she was a nobody it wouldn’t be your busssiness but because shes lilo and you see how the system really works and its out in publis you get to state what you want do you people think shes the only one getting away with this because i know plenty of addicts who do but keep up with your comment you must have a great life to put down others because why kick someone anyone when they are down does it make you feel good about yourself?