Okay, maybe her career’s gonna make it.
Seen here demonstrating her ability to make 500 difference faces that say “I don’t give a fuck,” Lindsay Lohan will reportedly go full frontal when she plays Linda Lovelace in Inferno, according to RadarOnline:
“There will be full frontal nudity,” director Matthew Wilder exclusively told RadarOnline.com of Lohan’s role in the film. “But it will not be cinematic nudity – it will be more violent nudity.
“For example, linked images of the Vietnam war – that kind of context.”
On any given day, I want to rocket every single publicist I encounter into the sun, but even I have to admit this guy probably could’ve used some coaching. “So, yeah, you’re going to see Lindsay naked, but don’t worry, her vagina won’t be tastefully shot in any way and will violently remind you of Vietnam.” Oh, good. For a minute there I thought this movie wasn’t going to be prom night all over again. Phew.
NOTE: Added Lindsay’s just-released mug shot here.