Newly Single Lindsay Lohan Sets Sail For More Treasure

“Dammit, I should’ve saved this for the next terrorist attack. Ah, well.”

Because all the real celebrities are at the DNC, we’re stuck still talking about Lindsay Lohan who’s reportedly called off her engagement to Egor Tarabasov. And by called off I mean his family went, “Vhy this woman no let Egor have bang of whores?” or something. My brain refuses to remember any of this. It is good brain. Page Six reports:

On Tuesday, Tarabasov was seen moving out of her London apartment, as a source close to Lohan told Page Six, “They are taking a break, she didn’t want him trespassing in her apartment, but he went in and took all his possessions.”
The source added that Tarabasov is from a conservative family who didn’t approve of her recent revelations on social media, claiming he was cheating with a “hooker” and she might be pregnant.

Speaking of hookers, Lindsay Lohan has apologized on Instagram for inflicting her personal life on us. Also, something about ass-to-mouth, which seemed odd at the time, but always be selling, amirite?

Dear friends. I’m good and well. #ATM I am taking time for myself with good friends. I am sorry that I’ve exposed certain private matters recently. I was acting out of fear and sadness… We all make mistakes. Sadly mine have always been so public. I have done a lot of soul searching in the past years, and I should have been more clear minded rather than distract from the good heart that I have. Social media comes with the territory of the business and the world we now live in. My intentions were not meant to send mixed messages. Maybe things can be fixed… Maybe not.. I hope they can. But I am 30 years old and I do deserve a #GENTLEgiant Life is about love and light. Not anger 🙏 Thank you to those who stand by my side

Of course, the big question on everyone’s mind is where will she get money from, but don’t worry, she’ll be fine. She’ll be fine. TMZ reports:

Matt Martin made a movie called “Little Mermaid,” not the Disney one, and approached a Lindsay associate about having her pump the flick to her nearly 5 million Instagram followers.
Matt says in the legal letter, obtained by TMZ, he struck a deal with Yossi Bechor back in October after learning he often arranged deals on Lindsay’s behalf. He says the deal was $10k and executive producer credit … for LiLo to post 3 promos for his film, but 3 months rolled by without a peep.
Martin says he’s reached out to team Lindsay and Yossi several times to no avail.

Right back on her feet.

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