Lindsay Lohan Might Play Elizabeth Taylor Now

Elizabeth Taylor hasn’t even been dead a year yet, so of course Lifetime is considering taking the most giant, voluminous freckled piss on her grave imaginable. TheWrap reports:

[Lindsay] Lohan, 25, is in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Lifetime biopic “Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story.” An individual familiar with the negotiations told TheWrap that Lohan is in early conversations about the project.

Surprising resemblances aside, the real news here is that Lindsay Lohan has been reduced to making Lifetime movies of the week which has to make Jennifer Love Hewitt feel awesome. On that note, I’ll be standing outside her house selling Ben & Jerry’s for $50 a pint, and don’t worry, I’ll be sure to wear a tux and drop to one knee to lure her out. Like putty in my hands. Muahahahaha. Putty in my hands…

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