Lindsay Lohan Might Play Elizabeth Taylor Now

January 10th, 2012 // 49 Comments

Elizabeth Taylor hasn’t even been dead a year yet, so of course Lifetime is considering taking the most giant, voluminous freckled piss on her grave imaginable. TheWrap reports:

[Lindsay] Lohan, 25, is in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in the upcoming Lifetime biopic “Elizabeth & Richard: A Love Story.” An individual familiar with the negotiations told TheWrap that Lohan is in early conversations about the project.

Surprising resemblances aside, the real news here is that Lindsay Lohan has been reduced to making Lifetime movies of the week which has to make Jennifer Love Hewitt feel awesome. On that note, I’ll be standing outside her house selling Ben & Jerry’s for $50 a pint, and don’t worry, I’ll be sure to wear a tux and drop to one knee to lure her out. Like putty in my hands. Muahahahaha. Putty in my hands…

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  1. EricLr

    I never thought I would say these words if I lived to be 1,000 years old, but that actress is too screwed up to play Elizabeth Taylor.

    • Randal

      Lindsay has turned a page in her rough life, leaving two-thousand and eleven behind her as 2012 shines ahead. Lindsay is the only choice in playing Elizabeth Taylor because of the uncanny similarities between the two.

      This is the first step of many Lindsay will take in returning to that Mean Girls fame.

      Randal

  2. DeucePickle

    Haha, it’s funny cause it’s true.

  3. Carles

    Lohan’s rack is better.

    • Do_Freebird

      Lohan’s rack hangs down so low, she could carry them around in a shopping cart, and she’s only 25 years old for Gods sake. 60 year old mothers of 10 have firmer breasts then that hagged out slore.

      • EricLr

        I think I fought a Hagged-out Slore once back in my D&D days. Nasty creature.

      • “…Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slore! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slore that day, I can tell you!”

  4. Jo

    oh yes, because they are so similar. ::eye roll::
    Actually the only thing they have in common is that they both stayed at the Betty Ford Centre.

  5. stratacat

    Ridiculous. This role clearly belongs to Megan Fox.

  6. Biography, no. Technical insights into any future “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” productions, perhaps.

  7. suck it

    Hmmm maybe Lohan wil finally ditch that disgusting blonde hair color for this role….

    • Trek Girl

      Honestly, I hope she does this movie JUST so she will have to change her hair color. The blonde got old a long time ago; she looks so much better with darker hair.

  8. Coyote

    I say Katie Perry would be the Best fit for the Role

    • Beth

      Lohan is a terrible, horrible choice, but Katie’s awful, phlegm-filled voice could never come even remotely close to the sound of Elizabeth’s voice. Her rack can do magical things, but it can’t duplicate Ms. Taylor’s feminine voice.

    • commander bloop

      please tell us you’re joking, Coyote

    • V

      Well she probably does like to have anal with nasty fuggly dudes like Elizabeth Taylor did with Mickey Rooney, but the similarities end there.

  9. LJ

    So Dina Lohan has become delusional again and thinks that “leaking” this to the press will get her trainwreck of a daughter in for an audition.

    I guess Lindsay can play Ms. Taylor after she plays Linda Lovelace..­..oh wait……­Victoria Gotti…..­…oopss..­……. The girl is unemployab­le and continued to prove it when she would not even take direction for a Playboy photo shoot for which Mr. Hefner basically GAVE her a Million so she could get to start over again.

    No one would insure Lohan for a major role in a production (completion bond)­.
    Who does her mother think she’s fooling? How much did it cost her to have the rags run the story?”

  10. cc

    Her estate would sue.

  11. jumpin_j

    I’m calling BS on this story. Why not, it’s worked on all the others.

  12. Clarence Beeks

    It’s a fucking LIFETIME movie. If she even gets THAT. she’s lucky.

  13. Chinto

    Hard to believe Elizabeth Taylor was hot back in the day…I only remember her after she married the construction worker.

    • Do_Freebird

      Then you missed something special. Google for some photos of her when she was in her early twenties. Beautiful hair, flawless skin, and the most incredible emerald green eyes.
      That’s what makes the rumor of Lohan playing Taylor so ludicrous. Taylor was the embodiment of female beauty – Lohan is a skanky looking train wreck.

      • Archies_Leach

        Shit it’s easier than that: go to imdb or google “Father of the Bride” or “A Place in the Sun”.

        Only knowing Taylor from Virginia Woolf I didn’t get what the big deal was with her.

        Then I saw her in Father of the Bride and Place in the Sun and I completely understood why everyone raved about her beauty.

      • Mama Pinkus

        emerald green eyes? Ms. Taylor had rare violet eyes

      • cc

        She was 10 in her day, no doubt about it.

  14. Oh, Dina. Time to lay off the sauce. Your daughter isn’t worthy of saying “Elizabeth Taylor,” much less portraying her in any movie.

  15. If all a Playboy spread could get her was a Lifetime tearjerker, then to get into a movie from a major studio, she’s obviously going to have to do actual porn. (Did I do the math right?)

  16. It's the kimkim, bitches

    I stopped reading at the word “Lifetime”. Because really, thats all we need to know to make sense of this.

  17. The Everlasting Know-it-all

    Lindsay doesn’t even come close to the beauty of Liz Taylor in her prime.

    She could probably do a good Linda Lovelace though. Oh wait, that didn’t work out either. hahaha

  18. just say'n

    This story sounds like another White Oprah plant. I don’t believe this chick will ever be in anything other than porno or a jail cell, maybe a coffin if she doesn’t start laying off all that ‘sea jasper’.

  19. Lou Scunt

    She’s going to be the Dana Plato of this generation. Next stop: bad porn. Google her. You’ll see.

    • Archies_Leach

      I see a video store robbery in the future for Linds….. oh wait…..

      • Bewty

        Just to put it out there, I don’t believe in aitdng unless it is solely for the intent of marriage. I am not at this point in my life yet, but people who break up over Facebook are idiots and have social problems. I believe that this type of break up is immature and inappropriate.

  20. She looks like Elizabeth because she IS Elizabeth.
    SHE IS A F-IN VAMPIRE

  21. So first she wants to be Marilyn Monroe, and now she wants to be Elizabeth Taylor. Wasn’t that the trajectory of Jessica Lange’s character in the 1994 movie Blue Sky? The character who was mentally ill?

  22. ace11

    Lindsay is AWESOME

    She’s just Great

  23. Inmate 12236969

    Hey I whacked off to Elizabeth Taylor—Lindsey you’re no Elizabeth Taylor!

  24. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Looking at the side-by-side photos, this might awtually not be a bad idea…but she’ll find a way to fuck it up.

  25. That’ll work out good, they both look around the same age.

  26. brit

    She looks the perfect age to play Taylor in her final few years.

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