Of Course Lindsay Lohan Went Out Partying After Her Probation Hearing

February 23rd, 2012 // 78 Comments

Lindsay Lohan showed up in court yesterday where the judge told her she was on track to complete her probation and just has to make it through one more hearing to put this whole thing behind her, so naturally Lindsay took that to mean, “Walk out of her like this place is your personal runway then spend the rest of the night getting shit-hammered with your mom who if I was really concerned with your well-being, I’d order the bailiff to shoot through the goddamn neck as we speak.” In the meantime, if you guessed “less than 24 hours” for how long it’d take Lindsay to fuck everything up, congratulations, you’re not even close to psychic because a cat could’ve made that guess. Get over yourself.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Lindsay Lohan
    Cock Dr
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    What’s this? The little blonde sugar plum doesn’t want her picture taken? I thought this bimbo lived for the camera lens….life’s not just all about drugs, alcohol, petty theft and random hookups.

  2. Lindsay Lohan
    TaT
    Commented on this photo:

    Okay that’s just a weird make-up job, she must be broke and doing it herself. Blend Lindsay, Bleeeeeeeend.

  3. EricLr

    She wasn’t partying. She was exploring an altered mindset in a festive environment as part of a larger plan to reevaluate her life-course and make positive changes towards a better future.

    Now, some nay-sayers might call this “Got shitfaced on the nearest club dance-floor and shot up heroin while crying in the bathroom.” But that’s being a Negative Nancy.

  4. Lindsay Lohan
    fuckityfuck
    Commented on this photo:

    eh…dont care

  5. JC

    Do you think that if she got clean, started exercising, stuck to a healthy diet, got therapy, stopped bleaching her hair to the consistency of straw, got some cosmetic dentistry, and her entire family was killed, she could regain some of her former hotness? I’m all for second chances.

  6. Cher X

    Interesting story on Lindsay but what’s with the picture of Edgar Winter?

    • KV

      Exactly !!! What’s going on there ?? I suppose that all the substance abuse caught up with her. She looks like a 50 year old hag.

  7. Rooster

    Shit, Fish! Watch what pics you are posting, some of us have got money riding on our dead pools. For a second there I thought I had 2012 locked in.

  8. Cock Dr

    Twenty Eight freaking photos of this bimbo and not one with a clear shot of the thigh high bitch boots.
    FAIL

  9. Your tongue, My balls.

    Lindsay wears the “saucy old coke whore” very well. She’s no Courtney Love,…. yet.

  10. NewGal

    I hope you don’t want to put your penis in her vagina NewGuy. Just letting you know it doesn’t seem like the best idea.

  11. El Jefe

    Seeing as her sister has no career, maybe she should consider going to school to become a hairdresser so she can fix that hideous crap on her sister’s head that she calls hair seeing as she can clearly no longer afford to go to a hairdresser.

  12. Lindsay Lohan
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    I’m sending this picture into Ghost Adventures.

  13. Rapsutin's Evil Twin

    Disney is doing wonders in the aninmatronics field – this one looks almost alive.

  14. Lindsay Lohan
    Famous Plastic
    Commented on this photo:

    Could she look any more like a cheap hooker?

  15. Lindsay Lohan
    Jill Ess
    Commented on this photo:

    “Let me in, you guys! I’m a celebrity!!!”

  16. Clarence Beeks

    she is tragic. she will never stop partying until she dies.

  17. That settles it. $25.00 on Lohan to bite it in 2012.

  18. Lindsay Lohan
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    Donatella… Donatella, is that you?

  19. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Bleached hair and coke bloat… it’s the new look for Spring!

  20. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Elvira – Mistress of the Night… and coke. Lots of coke.

  21. Snack pack

    It’s what Liz Taylor would have done, right?

  22. Lindsay Lohan
    star
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how you can see her weave peeking through in this shot

  23. Lindsay Lohan
    star
    Commented on this photo:

    And again, another shot of the weave. Nice!

  24. just say'n

    These pictures are really sad. God how she has fallen.

  25. anonymoose

    That is the worst Charo wig I have ever seen.

  26. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Goldie Hawn is looking rough.

  27. Lindsay Lohan
    vandinz
    Commented on this photo:

    You know what? I would still rip the back out of this. She must be a right dirty in the sack.

  28. Lindsay Lohan
    Geenie
    Commented on this photo:

    Is there a reason she´s wearing fluorescent pink lipstick? Is it so that guys know where to put their dicks in the dark?

  29. CranAppleSnapple

    Doesn’t she look fresh and sparkly? The doll hair is a real step up.

  30. cc

    The cortisone shooters are counteracting her usually drawn face. Well done.

  31. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Just like the White Winged Dove, sings a song sounds like she’s SINGING….

  32. Lindsay Lohan
    Do_Freebird
    Commented on this photo:

    Betty White is looking better than ever! Watch out for those heels though, you don’t want to fall off and break a hip.

  33. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where can I best avoid getting my picture taken? Hey, this brightly-lit ‘celebrity arrivals’ area seems a likely spot. OH NOES.”

  34. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that three chins, or is that third one just her neck?

  35. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    “Pretend you can’t hear her, dude. If we open that door, we lose our wallets and our freedom from genital warts.”

  36. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    Here’s how bad it is: The plain fat girl in the back is prettier.

  37. Dina Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m snarky, but I’m not the type who normally wishes death on anyone. In public. Instead, here’s a soothing selection of music. [music]

  38. Dina Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    [louder music]

  39. herbiefrog

    sag baby… nearly there again…

    how to stop them destroying themselves,,,… again ?

    familiar problem… left behind for us : )

  40. Lindsay Lohan
    Edod
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s Geettttiinngg faaaaatttt!

  41. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    AAHAHAH best pic of the lot!

  42. Dina Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    ew shit channeling her stank ass mom HARDER !

  43. Lindsay Lohan
    Royal_B
    Commented on this photo:

    That ankle bracelet stops her getting into places that she is ‘invited’ too…

  44. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    yeah, get yer smokes on sexy.

  45. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    “Please, gentlemen of the fourth estate, please respect my privacy, I’m just an actress wanting to get on with her work.”

  46. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Bones don’t knit so fast when you’re in your later years

  47. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s my new lappy wallpaper, LiLo shutout, priceless

  48. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    I keep thinking “Whatever happened to baby Jane”

  49. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like she’s about 45

  50. Lindsay Lohan
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Gravelly voice… “Hey sugar, come closer so granma can see you better”

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