Of Course Lindsay Lohan Went Out Partying After Her Probation Hearing

Lindsay Lohan showed up in court yesterday where the judge told her she was on track to complete her probation and just has to make it through one more hearing to put this whole thing behind her, so naturally Lindsay took that to mean, “Walk out of her like this place is your personal runway then spend the rest of the night getting shit-hammered with your mom who if I was really concerned with your well-being, I’d order the bailiff to shoot through the goddamn neck as we speak.” In the meantime, if you guessed “less than 24 hours” for how long it’d take Lindsay to fuck everything up, congratulations, you’re not even close to psychic because a cat could’ve made that guess. Get over yourself.

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