Lindsay Lohan showed up in court yesterday where the judge told her she was on track to complete her probation and just has to make it through one more hearing to put this whole thing behind her, so naturally Lindsay took that to mean, “Walk out of her like this place is your personal runway then spend the rest of the night getting shit-hammered with your mom who if I was really concerned with your well-being, I’d order the bailiff to shoot through the goddamn neck as we speak.” In the meantime, if you guessed “less than 24 hours” for how long it’d take Lindsay to fuck everything up, congratulations, you’re not even close to psychic because a cat could’ve made that guess. Get over yourself.
Photos: Splash News
What’s this? The little blonde sugar plum doesn’t want her picture taken? I thought this bimbo lived for the camera lens….life’s not just all about drugs, alcohol, petty theft and random hookups.
Okay that’s just a weird make-up job, she must be broke and doing it herself. Blend Lindsay, Bleeeeeeeend.
I had the same question…what the fuck is going on with her face. Did the circus stop by?
She wasn’t partying. She was exploring an altered mindset in a festive environment as part of a larger plan to reevaluate her life-course and make positive changes towards a better future.
Now, some nay-sayers might call this “Got shitfaced on the nearest club dance-floor and shot up heroin while crying in the bathroom.” But that’s being a Negative Nancy.
eh…dont care
Do you think that if she got clean, started exercising, stuck to a healthy diet, got therapy, stopped bleaching her hair to the consistency of straw, got some cosmetic dentistry, and her entire family was killed, she could regain some of her former hotness? I’m all for second chances.
Only if you killed her family in 1987.
She already had corrective dentistry and she still looks like shit. Except for her tits.
Interesting story on Lindsay but what’s with the picture of Edgar Winter?
Exactly !!! What’s going on there ?? I suppose that all the substance abuse caught up with her. She looks like a 50 year old hag.
Shit, Fish! Watch what pics you are posting, some of us have got money riding on our dead pools. For a second there I thought I had 2012 locked in.
Twenty Eight freaking photos of this bimbo and not one with a clear shot of the thigh high bitch boots.
FAIL
picture 22
Lindsay wears the “saucy old coke whore” very well. She’s no Courtney Love,…. yet.
Courtney Love is classy compared to this crackhead troll.
I hope you don’t want to put your penis in her vagina NewGuy. Just letting you know it doesn’t seem like the best idea.
Don’t encourage him, please.
Seeing as her sister has no career, maybe she should consider going to school to become a hairdresser so she can fix that hideous crap on her sister’s head that she calls hair seeing as she can clearly no longer afford to go to a hairdresser.
I’m sending this picture into Ghost Adventures.
Disney is doing wonders in the aninmatronics field – this one looks almost alive.
Could she look any more like a cheap hooker?
No… no, she couldn’t.
“Let me in, you guys! I’m a celebrity!!!”
she is tragic. she will never stop partying until she dies.
That settles it. $25.00 on Lohan to bite it in 2012.
I normally find deadpools distasteful, but fuck it, I am in.
Donatella… Donatella, is that you?
OMG!! She looks just like Donatella. I can’t belive she is 25! WTF did she do to herself ahhhhh
Bleached hair and coke bloat… it’s the new look for Spring!
Elvira – Mistress of the Night… and coke. Lots of coke.
It’s what Liz Taylor would have done, right?
I love how you can see her weave peeking through in this shot
And again, another shot of the weave. Nice!
She looks verrrrry thin on top. It’s a wonder there’s anything to attach the synthetic hair to.
These pictures are really sad. God how she has fallen.
That is the worst Charo wig I have ever seen.
Goldie Hawn is looking rough.
You know what? I would still rip the back out of this. She must be a right dirty in the sack.
Is there a reason she´s wearing fluorescent pink lipstick? Is it so that guys know where to put their dicks in the dark?
Doesn’t she look fresh and sparkly? The doll hair is a real step up.
The cortisone shooters are counteracting her usually drawn face. Well done.
Just like the White Winged Dove, sings a song sounds like she’s SINGING….
Betty White is looking better than ever! Watch out for those heels though, you don’t want to fall off and break a hip.
“Where can I best avoid getting my picture taken? Hey, this brightly-lit ‘celebrity arrivals’ area seems a likely spot. OH NOES.”
Is that three chins, or is that third one just her neck?
She liked her first chin so much, she got a few more.
“Pretend you can’t hear her, dude. If we open that door, we lose our wallets and our freedom from genital warts.”
A+!
Here’s how bad it is: The plain fat girl in the back is prettier.
true
I’m snarky, but I’m not the type who normally wishes death on anyone. In public. Instead, here’s a soothing selection of music. [music]
[louder music]
haha! … and damn if she’s not channeling her stank ass mom here.
sag baby… nearly there again…
how to stop them destroying themselves,,,… again ?
familiar problem… left behind for us : )
She’s Geettttiinngg faaaaatttt!
AAHAHAH best pic of the lot!
ew shit channeling her stank ass mom HARDER !
That ankle bracelet stops her getting into places that she is ‘invited’ too…
yeah, get yer smokes on sexy.
“Please, gentlemen of the fourth estate, please respect my privacy, I’m just an actress wanting to get on with her work.”
Bones don’t knit so fast when you’re in your later years
It’s my new lappy wallpaper, LiLo shutout, priceless
I keep thinking “Whatever happened to baby Jane”
She looks like she’s about 45
Gravelly voice… “Hey sugar, come closer so granma can see you better”