Lindsay Lohan is due in court today where, without even knowing the probation department is backing her, it’s basically guaranteed to be a wag of the finger and some bullshit stern talk that means virtually nothing. Anyway, wheels have already been set into motion to put her on morgue duty for the rest of her probation which probably has a whole lot to do with her calling her court-ordered time at the Downtown Women’s Center “not fulfilling.” Yep, that happened. TMZ reports:
Judge Stephanie Sautner contacted Probation officials and told them to immediately yank Lindsay from her current community service assignment with the Red Cross. We’re told Judge Sautner ordered the Probation people to immediately assign Lindsay to morgue duty.
It’s clearly a sign the judge is pissed off — probably at the Probation Dept. for pulling a switcheroo by taking Lindsay out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where the judge ordered Lindsay to perform 360 hours of community service. Judge Sautner also ordered Lindsay to do 120 hours at the morgue, and now that’s taken top billing.
As for pissing off the judge, we’ve learned there’s something in the Probation report that will probably do just that. Lindsay’s probation officer wrote that Lindsay had problems with the Women’s Center, because it was “not fulfilling.”
Just for the record, Lindsay called helping women who have been physically abused and forced to live in a shelter where they dream of just a sliver of the luxuries she snorts for granted, not fulfilling. I guess these ones weren’t punched enough. Who the hell knows? “Gawd, don’t you have any that have at least been stabbed or shot? Ew, and this one was only raped into having two kids. C’mon!”