Abused Women Aren’t ‘Fulfilling’ Enough For Lindsay Lohan

October 19th, 2011 // 60 Comments

Lindsay Lohan is due in court today where, without even knowing the probation department is backing her, it’s basically guaranteed to be a wag of the finger and some bullshit stern talk that means virtually nothing. Anyway, wheels have already been set into motion to put her on morgue duty for the rest of her probation which probably has a whole lot to do with her calling her court-ordered time at the Downtown Women’s Center “not fulfilling.” Yep, that happened. TMZ reports:

Judge Stephanie Sautner contacted Probation officials and told them to immediately yank Lindsay from her current community service assignment with the Red Cross. We’re told Judge Sautner ordered the Probation people to immediately assign Lindsay to morgue duty.
It’s clearly a sign the judge is pissed off — probably at the Probation Dept. for pulling a switcheroo by taking Lindsay out of the Downtown Women’s Center, where the judge ordered Lindsay to perform 360 hours of community service. Judge Sautner also ordered Lindsay to do 120 hours at the morgue, and now that’s taken top billing.
As for pissing off the judge, we’ve learned there’s something in the Probation report that will probably do just that. Lindsay’s probation officer wrote that Lindsay had problems with the Women’s Center, because it was “not fulfilling.”

Just for the record, Lindsay called helping women who have been physically abused and forced to live in a shelter where they dream of just a sliver of the luxuries she snorts for granted, not fulfilling. I guess these ones weren’t punched enough. Who the hell knows? “Gawd, don’t you have any that have at least been stabbed or shot? Ew, and this one was only raped into having two kids. C’mon!”

Photos: Fame


  1. Dean Keaton

    I am waiting for the next syllables from this cunt’s mouth that explains what is fulfilling to her

  2. Dean Keaton

    … with extreme anticipation.

  3. lily

    complete trash.

  4. Richard McBeef

    Personally, I would prefer to send Lindsay to the morgue rather than the battered women’s sheltered as well.

    • stratacat

      I see what you did there.

    • cc

      Well, let’s face it, her being sent there now is merely a prelude to her being sent there ‘for real’. Maybe there’s method to the judge’s madness…looking at a corpse or two might straighten her out. As if.

  5. Sidney Levine

    We , as humans , are fascinated by human misery and visceral events such as train wrecks .
    We know we should look away , but we can’t fight the fascination of the impending doom . Maybe we should all look away and the event would occur much earlier , or at least seem to occur more quickly

  6. ace11

    All this girl needs is a clean-cut, well mannered dude with a job, that has values and comes from a solid-family

    i think she yearns for that

    • Any Guy

      in Bizarro world, not on this planet.

    • Danny Noonan

      I think she yearns for an 8 – ball and a bag of heroin . She isn’t wired for a normal , un – addicted life anymore

    • cc

      And has Fountain boat that makes monthly runs to some obscure port and returns fully loaded.

    • Dan

      No – she would completely destroy a guy like that.

      He would come home to her snorting coke off some guys penis while taking it from behind from another guy or something like that.

      Plus the only way to make Lindsay behave at this point would probably be some sort of corporal punishment that no nice guy would have the stomach for.

  7. Simon Trent - Holmes

    She reminds me of the Sharon Stone character in “Casino”
    I fully expect to hear of her body being found face down with her head bashed in , stashed in the garbage dumpster of a seedy motel in West Hollywood .

  8. LJ

    Lohan’s “Community Service” at the Red Cross probably consisted of her sitting in a cubicle and talking to her friends on her cell phone for four hours.

    At the morgue she will be in a group of five (having to mix with “regular people”….how disgusting) and she would have “general janitorial style duties which would involve cleaning different areas and emptying trash stuff like that”.

    I can’t wait ’till the Judge yells at her and she starts crying again today.

  9. Frank Burns

    “Yeah, these women at the center kept getting up in my face, talking about fluoride and flossing and stuff” says Lindsay, “and leaving bottles of mouthwash on my desk. I ain’t down with tooth brushing, so I’m brushing these people off”.

  10. Judge Dredd

    Guilty. Life imprisonment in Aspen penal colony.

  11. She strikes me as the kind of girl that only gets ‘fulfillment’ in a three-way.

  12. Jack Ketch

    Still clueless, still braless, still hopeless. Poor Coco Chanel is spinning in her grave at the likes of her famous logo being worn on this filthy, entitled piece of trash.

    • EricLr

      Are you kidding? That pretty much describes EVERYONE who wears Channel.

      • TomFrank

        I will not have you denigrate Marge Simpson and the Chanel dress that she kept tailoring to fit in at the country club.

    • Jack Ketch

      LOL, it’d look better on Marge Simpson … there’s just something about Lindsay Lohan and ANY designer label in the same picture that disgusting.

  13. Stefanie

    I can’t wait for this herpes ridden cunt to die. I would be laughing my ass off if she really did end up dead face down floating in a swimming pool..lethargic from rabies with loads of cum spewing from her mouth. And when they autopsy her, they’ll find a mixture of shit, cum and piss in her stomach.

    I’ll be so happy the day this whore dies.

  14. EricLr

    In here defense, those people are SUCH a downer. Not a *one* of them wants to talk about the latest fashions, partying, or the latest celeb she’s gone down on. They just go on-and-on with all that “My husband beat me, I’m scared to leave this building” crap. And she had to listen to that for like *2 hours* at a time. Christ, she *barely* had time to fit in trips to New York and Paris in between all that whining.

  15. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    . . .nothing but a peep show for young male perverts and haters.

    Well, it keeps me coming back. Aguilera has a fat arse, Cyrus is and always will be trailer, LaBeouf is a cum sock and Lindsay Lohan has beautiful teeth.

  16. herbiefrog

    great photo op…

    free pass engaged

    seriuos and contrite…
    well turned out and well dressed
    should be a cakewalk unless they take out their…


    on our sweet girl.

    viva la revolution : ))

  17. Clairity

    Wow..I didn’t recognize her at first. She looks like a desperate 40-year old woman who has had plastic surgery to look younger. She is better off in the morgue anyways. She has too many psychological problems to be able to help woman who are in crisis.

  18. Ali Lohan Skiny
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is how my sister does it, right? With the purse? Sigh…I should really get a purse.”

  19. forrest gump

    she tought herself a new profession, folks.

  20. CranAppleSnapple

    It’s your debt to society, you stupid cunt!! You don’t get to pick something that will make YOU feel good!! We don’t care HOW you feel!!

    (And for chrissake as so many have noted, how the hell could it NOT feel good to help those poor women?)

    I really need to punch something.

  21. Lindsay Lohan
    Commented on this photo:

    I too would had prolly told these women to go cry me a river. Worlds smallest violin you know?..

  22. MJB

    It’s fitting she should do community service at the morgue. It’s only a matter of time before it will accommodate her. It’s not the Chateau Marmont but it’s free and she’ll fit right in there sooner or later.

  23. Curtis

    She’s trash. Her career is over and she can only make money by fucking rich dudes who want to fuck someone and laugh about it later. I wouldn’t fuck her and that’s saying a lot because I’d fuck just about anything.

  24. archies_leach

    If I jerk off to these images of lohan, will my dick fall off afterwards?

  25. “Not fulfilling”

    Yes. Because it’s all about what community service can do for LINDSAY™, not the other way around.

  26. herbiefrog

    it’s no wonder
    the world is astratin to reject
    current laws to keep us quiet…

    fuck the system…
    we’re gonna try
    to take it over…

    hang tight babies…


  27. herbiefrog


  28. Gary B

    Demi Lovato needs to punch Lindsay Lohan in the face.

  29. Gary B

    “Not fullfulling” LiLo is starting to really sound like the pampered spoiled brat that she is.

  30. Julia Calahan

    Just in , Stupid cunt is handcuffed!

  31. Steelerchick

    I told the courts that Jail was not fulfilling enought for me and they put there anyways.
    What gives??

  32. Governor Scott Walker

    Look, Lindsay is better than all of you because she’s famous. She’s famous because she’s better than everyone who isn’t famous. She gets money for being famous and having money is better than being poor. Even her herpes sores are better because they were caught from someone famous or rich and they even better because they’re ON someone famous. There are literally people who would buy a herpes scab if they knew it fell off of Lindsay. So when you make fun of her and her weird hands at least remember that those weird hands have picked on famous, rich and desirable sores that were probably caught in the back of a posh car or in the bathroom of an exclusive club for better people. Now back to my day job of pissing on the middle class.

    • archies_leach

      I don’t know. If my choice was the foaming at the mouth methhead skid in skid row trying to sell me stolen jewelry or kim kardashian offering me some tail, I’m leaning heavily towards the foaming at the mouth methhead skid.

  33. archies_leach

    Oh, and as a proud member of the teabagger party let me tell you that the john birch society is nothing but a bunch of communists nazi socialists!

  34. bondbabe

    It won’t happen, but perhaps jail WILL be more fulfilling.

  35. Lindsay Lohan
    B L Zebubba
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks pretty god but I really don’t like those boots.

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