Of Course Lindsay Lohan’s Paying For Dina’s House

October 11th, 2012 // 27 Comments
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Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan and her mom Dina got into a giant fight after leaving a nightclub at 4 a.m. where they presumably did a whole bunch of coke on top of drinking the demons out of them. The start of the fight was money which TMZ reports Lindsay really did give to Dina to keep her house out of foreclosure because apparently the money she already siphons off Lindsay wasn’t enough:

We’re told Lindsay made payments that helped Dina dig out of the hole, but recently she fell behind again and Lindsay had to give her MORE bailout money — $40,000. And that’s the 40 grand that Lindsay and her mom were arguing over when things erupted in the limo early Wednesday.
One final thing. We’re told Dina withdrew lots of other money from the Bank of Lindsay, including money to help pay for her kid brother’s tuition.

Of course, the source for all this is Michael Lohan who not only lives for this shit, but the one time his daughter turned to him for genuine fatherly help, he recorded their conversation and immediately sold it to TMZ because love and respect won’t pay your child support. That said, is Lindsay paying for her mom’s house? Of course, because where the hell else do you think Dina is getting money to afford a mortgage when Ali‘s always fainting on her johns? Sure, they still finish, but then they only want to pay half. It’s like, “ARGH, these kids!” amirite?



  1. What a horrible family.

    • karlito

      drunken leech and enabler of a Mother and a drug addict sell your child’s soul for a fix father. this girl really had no chance. no wonder she does drugs, drinks and had sex with a man who is, in fact, a lesbian (samantha).

  2. JC

    Are freckle tits FDIC insured?

  3. Cock Dr

    This ain’t no news flash. Those Lohans brought those children into the world so that they could one day leech upon them into the sunset of their old age.
    What, you didn’t think Dina was actually going to go out and get a job? Work for a living? R U nuts? That would interfere with happy hour and shopping.

  4. EricLr

    Ever wonder what kind of girl Lindsay would be if she had had decent parents? Maybe she would be in grad school somewhere right now, or getting married to a sane guy who didn’t get her to first sleep with him by offering her cocaine. Maybe she would have a clean driving record, and a nightstand with no white power film all over it. Maybe she would have learned to cook fine cuisine, instead of learning how to blow producers during auditions without getting semen in her hair. Guess we’ll never know.

  5. suck it

    Kris Jenner needs to step in and be Lindsay’s new momager.

  6. I could have raised Lindsay and saved her tons of gold However, I would have been fucking her from about the age of 18 (ya know, I ain’t no gol’dang pee-do-file) thru maybe 23. Then our activities would have been relegated to blowjobs and an occasional pat on the rump.

    • Vito, where do you live? I ask because the age of consent in most states is 16 or 17, and you could have had a year or two more of 40-years-younger sex, all guilt-free.

  7. mismy

    Fish is starting to get a soft spot for the Lohan, never thought I’d see the day!!;) Honestly though, it’s easy and true to say there’s an age when you must get over the damage your parents have done to your psyche, we’ve all had to overcome something in that regard. But throw in child star to that mess(and who knows what abuse stemmed from that garbage industry), and Lindsey’s mental state become a little easier to understand, as well as to why she’s not improving. Too bad about her boobs though.

  8. What an idiot

    Anyone who thinks those are real tits needs his/her eyes examined. Those are fake titties that have fallen; here’s her tits right after she had them done (where they look totally un-natural): http://www.phun.org/celebrities/lindsay_lohan/lindsay_lohan_23.jpg

  9. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    I have a feeling it would land in her handbag by now

  10. Sliver

    I am so tired of seeing every other post be about Lohan. Please get something else..anything!

  11. She really needs to get rid of her fucking parents. Cut them off completely. Let the nasty fuckers fend for themselves.

  12. YTBOY

    MAN SHE HAS A HOT BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. NattyIce

    “So I said to my mom, ‘See, grow your hair long! You can hide all your drugs in your hair! The cops NEVER pat down your hair!’ I am so smart sometimes…”

  14. logan

    If this jackass can afford to give her mother money for her house, why doesn’t she (Lindsay)ever have a place to live? Seems she just hangs out in random motel rooms? Does not make any sense to me. But we are talking about the Lowhans.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    I dont care if this chick was my own mother, id still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside her and have a new son and a brother at the same time and just say that it ain’t mine.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    Lindsay rocks!

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