Lindsay Lohan: Queen of The Dance

People think being a hooker is all sex and blowjobs and organizing action figures into combat-ready poses without making eye contact, but it also requires a variety of skill-sets. Which brings us to Lindsay Lohan dancing on a yacht in St. Tropez in a video she posted to Instagram, and then quickly deleted because now everyone’s going to ask for it like that goddamn Chipotle hack. Also, the insurance company’s probably going to want know why there’s a hole in the middle of the deck. “Beaker of acid, huh? Are you sure this has nothing to do with the redhead we found suctioned to the side of the ship? Because there’s a hole there now, too. Frankly, it’s a miracle you’re still afloat.”

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