Charlie Sheen Just Gave Lindsay Lohan $100,000 For Her ‘Tax Bill’

Seen here at the premiere of Liz & Dick that she showed up two hours late for and only her dad liked because that will make up for recording every single phone conversation they’ve ever had, Lindsay Lohan apparently had $100,000 of her $233,904 unpaid tax bill knocked out by Charlie Sheen which I’m sure has absolutely nothing in common with the time she stole $100,000 from another rich dude then blew him to duck the charges. The two stories barely sound alike. TMZ reports:

Don’t ever say Charlie Sheen’s not the charitable type — because he recently cut Lindsay Lohan a $100,000 check to cover the actress’ six-figure tax bill … all out of the goodness of his heart … sources tell TMZ.
Sources close to Lindsay tell us she and Charlie became close pals while on the set of “Scary Movie 5″ back in September — spending a lot of time together both on and off the set.
During their bonding period, we’re told Lindsay and Charlie talked about everything — and at one point, Lindsay mentioned her ongoing tax problems.

During the course of his life, Charlie Sheen has done exactly three things out of the “goodness of his heart,” and I guarantee you not one of them is give a woman money that’s not payment for sexual favors (Legend has it he’d burst into flames.) because here they all are in order:

1. Not “accidentally” shoot Denise Richards.
2. Not “accidentally” shoot Brooke Mueller.
3. Not “accidentally” shoot his own kids.

And let’s be frank, not a single one of those are set in stone. Emilio Estevez gives the kids new bulletproof vests every year for Christmas. True story.

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