Lindsay Lohan Caught Drinking in Rehab

Ha! Remember these, or was I the only one who used them as Christmas Cards?

Look, I’m going to quickly jump to a lot of conclusions here while reading between the lines because there’s really not a whole lot of time left before the holidays sweep you all away and, frankly, I mentally checked out sometime around these Coco ass photos. Long story short, Lindsay Lohan was probably caught drinking at her sober living house – or a bar – last weekend which more than likely was the impetus for the stalker cover story about moving her to a new location. TMZ reports:

We’re told Lindsay and her roomies were staying at a satellite house at the Betty Ford Clinic. The roommates were “drinking heavily” and somehow the Betty Ford people found out and busted them.
The roommates were moved back to the main facility at Betty Ford, which has more supervision.
As for Lindsay, we’re told there was no evidence she had been drinking, but we’re told after the incident Betty Ford officials decided Lindsay could not leave the area for Christmas.
We’re also told Lindsay has gone back to the main Betty Ford facility, not for punishment but for “intensive therapy.”

So, basically, Lindsay was granted an inch of freedom only to immediately squander it by pouring booze down her gullet. In response, her parents leaped at the chance to mug for the cameras by perpetuating a story about a stalker to mask the situation. Wow. Who could’ve predicted that? It’s not like the people at the Betty Ford Center charge thousands of dollars for their expertise in drug and alcohol addiction, so clearly, that lets them off the hook. I blame the schools.

Photos: Pacific Coast News