Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Look Healthy

“Why do all those people keep trip- *looks down at chest* Aw, shit.”

Here’s Lindsay Lohan partying in Italy while her boobs die right off her body which is the only way to explain what’s happening here. And the only way to explain what’s happening in these nude photos of Lindsay changing in front of the window she knows the paparazzi have been shooting directly into for the past three days is she needs money. Lots and lots of money. Learning is fun.

Photos: AKM-GSI