Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Despite all common sense and wisdom, Lindsay Lohan is somehow cast in a movie, and in return for their generosity, she thanks the filmmakers by not even bothering to show up for work. A chain of events that apparently happened yesterday on The Canyons, according to Bret Easton Ellis‘ Twitter:
Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel to confront her as to why she missed her fucking ADR on “The Canyons” today…
For someone as supposedly brilliant as Bret Easton Ellis, you’d assume he’d have seen something like this coming the second her name was even mentioned and saved himself the rush by lighting his script on fire and putting it out with all the money they raised from Kickstarter. Because, honestly, he should be amazed they even have footage to dub at this point, and content himself with the fact they can easily bring in Harvey Fierstein to read all of her lines. I don’t know what he’s freaking out about.
Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News
Shouldn’t the headline read, “Lindsay Lohan Blew For Work”?
Um… bullshit. 98% of these stories always turn out to be bull shit. So yea bull shit.
Actually, Nate, 98% of the quotes supporting Lindsay and claiming she’s really maligned and totes innocent always turn out to be bullshit. I can see the flies dive-bombing your comment from here.
She’s actually looking pretty doable in these pics….then again, that was a whole 2 months ago, so she looks a couple years younger here.
hey no need to rush to her hotel room.
she got paid in full up front-
so she’s fine.
What hasn’t she blown?
Yeah but look at those tits
Large Lovely Lady Lumps are Lindsay Lohan’s only redeeming social value. “Hey, Linds…get a double mastectomy and you’ll never hear from me again!”
Will somebody give this poor girl her 372nd break?
Why do I feel like you’re low balling that number by quite a bit?
They decided to hire her…it’s their own fault. LiLo should be blacklisted from all films…somehow they keep sending her scripts….
Except for porn…you can’t blacklist her from porn. The poor girl’s gotta make a living, ya know…
This cunt needs to hurry up and die of an OD.
She keeps getting bit work ebcause everyone wants to hit the lottery where she dies in, or immediately after, principle filming is done on their project.
I mean, the general level of Lilo notoriety is nice, but the payday when she dies is gonna be awesome.
Is Off Work the street name of the local coke dealer?
you get what you deserve if you hire this twat. she’s dirty, nasty and is a compulsive liar. lose the fake hair already. it looks ridiculous.
Working with Lindsay Lohan must be like herding cats. Is it really worth it?
You can get a good rattle out of shaking a bag of cat treats and the kitties will come running. You hardly get any noise from shaking a bag of coke.
Well, if the cats where shooting up insane speedballs of heroin, coke, and meth, then chasing it with fifths of tequila and a bottles of Adderall–then yes.
It seems that unless it’s a certain photographer named Terry taking the photos she looks puffy and very much unfabulous.
I just converted the above picture to black and white and she still looks puffy and very much unfabulous, so it’s not something that Terry is doing.
Patrick Bateman? Good game, Brett, good game.
This is what you get when you go for stunt casting.
“they can easily bring in Harvey Fierstein to read all of her lines.”
or the black guy from ace ventura.
Blew Work, Does Blow, same difference.
id blow my load on them puppies
“I said the shirt made you look like a million dollars. It’s not worth a million dollars! Please stop, Ms. Lohan! I’ll be forced to call the police and they will arrest….there could be jail….fuck it. Keep the shirt.”
Any headline with her name in it makes me sad that I didn’t go into ‘acting’. She is fucking retarded, can’t act anymore thanks to her 45 year old smoker’s voice and is STILL making cash.
How/WHY is she still getting more ‘chances’?!?! Every director is hoping to be responsible for her ‘comeback’ which is NOT going to fucking happen unless they can rewind to 2004, kill Tina Fey and steal the script to Mean Girls.
“they can easily bring in Harvey Fierstein to read all of her lines.”
…FUCKING BRILLIANT!
Just tell her that there is cocaine hidden somewhere on the set. She’ll never miss a day.
Ya know it’s not rocket science for what it takes to make sure crackhan shows up: keep an ounce of cocaine and a case of stoli at the shooting location and you can be assured that linds will show up.
If you’ve ever worked or been around crackheads then you noticed pretty quickly that they act like crackheads.
I hope the director is at least getting his money’s worth and milking every blowjob he can out of her.
Play it cool and casual, nobody will notice the missing shirt
Lindsay Lohan, seen exiting her home on the left of the picture.
Would you mind looking that way? There’s a bird or something. Seriously, come on, I want to go through your purse.
Darn, photographers. Must plan the heist extra carefully.
If there’s a God, one day soon this dimwit beeotch will wake up as flat as me and some decent woman will find herself suddenly super.
Lindsay has no clue that Emma Watson’s career is pretty much her career. When she became to much to handle, they got someone who looks similar and is less trouble.
I believe we’re all being overly harsh regarding Lindsay and her work habits. There could be a legitimate reason for her failing to show up for work:
It’s very possible that she ran out of smokes, flew to Mexico for a full carton ‘cuz they cost less there, then found they wouldn’t take her credit card. So she might have ended up working a street corner all night, eventually collecting enough for two packs of menthol 100′s.
In all the confusion she could have lost her passport…
Well, you get the picture.
I don’t get how anyone with a scintilla of common sense would hire her for anything other than a professional shoplifter.
even her fingers look puffy
Just came out that she’s off the wagon. Pills, lots of vodka, and possibly cocaine. TMZ has emails exchanged between her agent, lawyer, and father discussing this and the intervention she claims she doesn’t need.