Lindsay Lohan Blew Off Work? That Can’t Be Right

October 19th, 2012 // 43 Comments
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Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Despite all common sense and wisdom, Lindsay Lohan is somehow cast in a movie, and in return for their generosity, she thanks the filmmakers by not even bothering to show up for work. A chain of events that apparently happened yesterday on The Canyons, according to Bret Easton Ellis‘ Twitter:

Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel to confront her as to why she missed her fucking ADR on “The Canyons” today…

For someone as supposedly brilliant as Bret Easton Ellis, you’d assume he’d have seen something like this coming the second her name was even mentioned and saved himself the rush by lighting his script on fire and putting it out with all the money they raised from Kickstarter. Because, honestly, he should be amazed they even have footage to dub at this point, and content himself with the fact they can easily bring in Harvey Fierstein to read all of her lines. I don’t know what he’s freaking out about.

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Splash News

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  1. Shouldn’t the headline read, “Lindsay Lohan Blew For Work”?

  2. Nate

    Um… bullshit. 98% of these stories always turn out to be bull shit. So yea bull shit.

    • Actually, Nate, 98% of the quotes supporting Lindsay and claiming she’s really maligned and totes innocent always turn out to be bullshit. I can see the flies dive-bombing your comment from here.

  3. Deacon Jones

    She’s actually looking pretty doable in these pics….then again, that was a whole 2 months ago, so she looks a couple years younger here.

  4. zomgbie

    hey no need to rush to her hotel room.
    she got paid in full up front-
    so she’s fine.

  5. cc

    What hasn’t she blown?

  6. Yuuuuup

    Yeah but look at those tits

  7. catapostrophe

    Will somebody give this poor girl her 372nd break?

  8. They decided to hire her…it’s their own fault. LiLo should be blacklisted from all films…somehow they keep sending her scripts….

  9. This cunt needs to hurry up and die of an OD.

  10. adm.fookbar

    She keeps getting bit work ebcause everyone wants to hit the lottery where she dies in, or immediately after, principle filming is done on their project.

    I mean, the general level of Lilo notoriety is nice, but the payday when she dies is gonna be awesome.

  11. Confusus

    Is Off Work the street name of the local coke dealer?

  12. memmememe

    you get what you deserve if you hire this twat. she’s dirty, nasty and is a compulsive liar. lose the fake hair already. it looks ridiculous.

  13. El Jefe

    Working with Lindsay Lohan must be like herding cats. Is it really worth it?

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      You can get a good rattle out of shaking a bag of cat treats and the kitties will come running. You hardly get any noise from shaking a bag of coke.

    • EricLr

      Well, if the cats where shooting up insane speedballs of heroin, coke, and meth, then chasing it with fifths of tequila and a bottles of Adderall–then yes.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It seems that unless it’s a certain photographer named Terry taking the photos she looks puffy and very much unfabulous.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I just converted the above picture to black and white and she still looks puffy and very much unfabulous, so it’s not something that Terry is doing.

  15. Tastes Like Human

    Patrick Bateman? Good game, Brett, good game.

  16. Cher X

    This is what you get when you go for stunt casting.

  17. stratacat

    “they can easily bring in Harvey Fierstein to read all of her lines.”

    or the black guy from ace ventura.

  18. Gary Grant

    Blew Work, Does Blow, same difference.

  19. skunk

    id blow my load on them puppies

  20. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Commented on this photo:

    “I said the shirt made you look like a million dollars. It’s not worth a million dollars! Please stop, Ms. Lohan! I’ll be forced to call the police and they will arrest….there could be jail….fuck it. Keep the shirt.”

  21. VV

    Any headline with her name in it makes me sad that I didn’t go into ‘acting’. She is fucking retarded, can’t act anymore thanks to her 45 year old smoker’s voice and is STILL making cash.

    How/WHY is she still getting more ‘chances’?!?! Every director is hoping to be responsible for her ‘comeback’ which is NOT going to fucking happen unless they can rewind to 2004, kill Tina Fey and steal the script to Mean Girls.

  22. Sweep The Leg

    “they can easily bring in Harvey Fierstein to read all of her lines.”
    …FUCKING BRILLIANT!

  23. EricLr

    Just tell her that there is cocaine hidden somewhere on the set. She’ll never miss a day.

  24. Archie Leach

    Ya know it’s not rocket science for what it takes to make sure crackhan shows up: keep an ounce of cocaine and a case of stoli at the shooting location and you can be assured that linds will show up.

  25. If you’ve ever worked or been around crackheads then you noticed pretty quickly that they act like crackheads.

  26. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope the director is at least getting his money’s worth and milking every blowjob he can out of her.

  27. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Play it cool and casual, nobody will notice the missing shirt

  28. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Lindsay Lohan, seen exiting her home on the left of the picture.

  29. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Would you mind looking that way? There’s a bird or something. Seriously, come on, I want to go through your purse.

  30. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Darn, photographers. Must plan the heist extra carefully.

  31. welldoneson

    If there’s a God, one day soon this dimwit beeotch will wake up as flat as me and some decent woman will find herself suddenly super.

  32. Bionic_Crouton

    Lindsay has no clue that Emma Watson’s career is pretty much her career. When she became to much to handle, they got someone who looks similar and is less trouble.

  33. I believe we’re all being overly harsh regarding Lindsay and her work habits. There could be a legitimate reason for her failing to show up for work:

    It’s very possible that she ran out of smokes, flew to Mexico for a full carton ‘cuz they cost less there, then found they wouldn’t take her credit card. So she might have ended up working a street corner all night, eventually collecting enough for two packs of menthol 100′s.

    In all the confusion she could have lost her passport…

    Well, you get the picture.

  34. just say'n

    I don’t get how anyone with a scintilla of common sense would hire her for anything other than a professional shoplifter.

  35. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage The Canyons Set
    Mama Pinkus
    Commented on this photo:

    even her fingers look puffy

  36. Burt

    Just came out that she’s off the wagon. Pills, lots of vodka, and possibly cocaine. TMZ has emails exchanged between her agent, lawyer, and father discussing this and the intervention she claims she doesn’t need.

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