Lindsay Lohan Blew Off Work? That Can’t Be Right

Stop me if you’ve heard this one before: Despite all common sense and wisdom, Lindsay Lohan is somehow cast in a movie, and in return for their generosity, she thanks the filmmakers by not even bothering to show up for work. A chain of events that apparently happened yesterday on The Canyons, according to Bret Easton Ellis’ Twitter:

Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel to confront her as to why she missed her fucking ADR on “The Canyons” today…

For someone as supposedly brilliant as Bret Easton Ellis, you’d assume he’d have seen something like this coming the second her name was even mentioned and saved himself the rush by lighting his script on fire and putting it out with all the money they raised from Kickstarter. Because, honestly, he should be amazed they even have footage to dub at this point, and content himself with the fact they can easily bring in Harvey Fierstein to read all of her lines. I don’t know what he’s freaking out about.

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