‘Aw Yeah, Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pics!’ – Nobody

July 16th, 2014 // 12 Comments

Because once you write about one coke-monster, you kind of want to write about them all, here’s Lindsay Lohan swimming off her hangover in Ischia yesterday. And if these seem spectacularly disappointing, you should see the Kate Upton bikini pics we couldn’t afford. I’m talking her giant breasts were falling out and everything. I’m not safe to be around right now. *flips over desk, tries to harvest Photo Boy’s plasma with a spork*

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Ah yeah, Lindsay Lohan bikini pics!

  2. So, what generates more clicks… bikini pics or political posts?

  3. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
    papaschmurfenstein
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    Coca-Cola called. they are suing you for infringing on their Coke Bloat patent.

  4. Lindsay, stop trying to resurrect your acting career and have people treat you seriously. Just put your name on a stupid I-phone game and make $85 million. You don’t even have to leak a fake sex tape or grow a giant ass.

  5. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    The linear and impressionistic mix makes a very muddled composition. It’s also a Winslow Homer rip-off, except you got Fire Crotch uh..rowin the boat there.

  6. Ok, it took about 5 seconds to find the Kate Upton pics Fish couldn’t afford, by googling “Kate upton bikini mexico”. And damn…her huge funbags are spilling like a BP oil well. There’s some really unfortunate pictures of her doughy midsection and sunburned yet inexplicably flat ass, but the enormous knockers pays for it all.

  7. Nobody

    Aw Yeah, Lindsay Lohan bikini pics!

  8. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    “It’s my usual rate. Extra if your friend wants to join in.”

  9. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    I’d say Lindsay is clearly pregnant, but the phrase “Her womb was a barren desert in which my seed could find no purchase” comes to mind.

    The odds of a fertilized ova attaching itself to the toxic wasteland of her uterus is smaller than her last 5 years IMDB entry. And you have to consider that any sperm that hits her vagina is just overflow anyway.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Speed-the-Paunch

  11. Cock Dr

    The blogger had better not hurt Photo Boy, who was the source of the site’s biggest Tuesday Laugh of the Day.
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-tuesday-7-15-14/the-crap-we-missed-0715-19-2

  12. cc

    To put this in perspective, she and Lacey Chabert appeared in Mean Girls together a mere 10 years ago.

  13. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    Is that a Beer Belly?

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    Cock Dr
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    This is good, but the one from yesterday where she’s sprawled on the carpet, that’s gonna be hard to top.

  15. The souse that Jack built.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    That yacht charters for $184,000/week.

    THAT”S A LOTTA BLOWJOBS!

  17. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    You bastard. I had to look on the Daily Mail site to see the Kate Upton bikini pictures. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2694710/Kate-Upton-reveals-tan-lines-HUGE-cleavage-boyfriend-Justin-Verlander-Mexico.html I hope you’re proud of yourself.

  18. Edward Munch

    The mobile solution this site has sucks Jew ass. Just display the page normally you superficial morons.

  19. Gatorbaby81

    The nicest thing that comes to mind…..At least by jumping in the ocean she had somewhat of a bath!!

  20. Lindsay Lohan Bikini
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    She sure has a shitty body for a 27 year old.

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