Lindsay Lohan Is Doing A Barbara Walters Interview

October 15th, 2012 // 27 Comments
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Seen here leaving a jewelry store over the weekend without being gunned down at the door (Why not just give her the safe codes while you’re at it?), Lindsay Lohan will apparently sit down for an interview with Barbara Walters to promote her Lifetime TV movie Liz & Dick and lie about a bunch of shit because Bawbwa already made it clear she’ll only be concerned with the amount of vaseline on the lens. “Does it it make the audience think they have catawacts? Good, good…” TMZ reports:

We’re told LiLo has been hesitant about sit-down interviews because she fears being asked questions she’s not prepared for. But our sources say Lindsay trusts Barbara not to take things too far.
According to our sources, Lindsay and Barbara will sit down sometime in the next few weeks. We’re told the interview will focus on the parallels between the lives of Lindsay and Liz Taylor — things like child stardom, a rough childhood, living life in the public, and also dealing with addiction.

We also now know that Elizabeth Taylor had a three-way with JFK and Robert Stack and banged Ronald Reagan when she was a teenager which is amazing because Lindsay did all that stuff, too. Twice. So if we find out Liz Taylor also had a gin bottle for a mother, it’s time to start seriously considering the fact she cheated death by transferring her body into a clone using advanced white diamonds technology. We can’t ignore the signs anymore.

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  1. EricLr

    Well, at least Lindsay found the one person on television who actually looks older than her to interview.

    And, no Larry King doesn’t count. He’s technically no longer on television.

    • Randal

      As always, Lindsay looks great in a light grey tone, accented by bright orange hair and red painted nails, a perfect outfit for the autumn season.

      Having Lindsay on the show will certainly help Barbara Walters with viewership and ratings.

  2. mrsmass

    nice ring. did she steal it?

  3. tlmck

    What’s the over/under on the old “walk out of the interview as a publicity stunt”?

  4. JC

    Elizabeth Taylor had a three-way with Kennedy and Robert Stack, and Lindsay had a three-way with a pile of coke and some dumpy dude’s penis. The parallels are indeed striking.

  5. zomgbie

    HEY- THATS MY HAT!

  6. USDA Prime McBeef

    both lindsay and barbara walters need to die in a fire. I’d prefer them to be separate fires, but one big one works too.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Shopping IX Karot Jewlery Store
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like someone tried to get a jowel lift! One small step for Lindsay, one giant leap for mankind.

  8. YTBOY

    Have anyone notice that Lindsay have a very nice ass.

    • Space Jesus

      Is there another Lindsey somewhere you are referring to? Because this freckly, flabby, pasty white skank doesnt have anything nice (unless you open her purse and peruse her daily thefts.)

  9. Oh shit, I read the title so fast for a second I thought the title said, “Lindsay Lohan is doing Barbara Walters.”

  10. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/15/nZvjz-340_258.jpg[/img]
    Crack!

  11. We should start a pool:

    • How soon into the interview Lindsay cries. (Oh, it’s going to happen. Lindsay will work up fake tears if necessary, because she thinks crying on national TV will win her enough sympathy to redeem her career.)

    • Who gets trashed more: Dina or Michael.

    • How many times Baba Wawa says “Windsay” or “Windsay Wohan.”

    • Joaquin ingles

      Damnit Tommy once again I hit the wrong thumb. The Windsey Wohan thing is cracking me up. Of course she will.

  12. logan

    Please for the holy love of God someone pick a not too far off date for the entire world to go anti Lohan. No clicking on their web stories, no watching t.v. interviews and no watching t.v. movies. Just ONE day with no Lohan. TMZ will probably go broke, but who cares. Even if they mow someone down in the street or steal an orphan blind or beat each other to a pulp, we won’t read about it, talk about it , blog about it , tweet about it or like it on Facebook. Just one day. Somebody pick the date and we all will join in. Just one day!!!!!!!

  13. [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/15/96616-original-340_363.jpg[/img]
    Fergie tweeted this photo……going as Lindsay Lohan for Halloween.

  14. Lindsay Lohan Shopping IX Karot Jewlery Store
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes sir, it’s ten bucks a minute, 500 for the full hour. I’ll be with you right after this guy here.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Shopping IX Karot Jewlery Store
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Even I can spot it, the stolen goods are hidden in her cheeks.

  16. Lindsay Lohan Shopping IX Karot Jewlery Store
    Happy_Evil_Dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Classy as always Lindsay, you let the fart precede you into the car

  17. Brock

    Isn’t XIV Karats the same jewery store that loaned her $1M+ in jewery, only to have that jewery mysterously vanish from Lindsay’s safe.

  18. Joaquin ingles

    She looks like some Dick Tracy villian popping out of the car like that. Crank Face? Has that been taken yet?

  19. Lindsay Lohan Shopping IX Karot Jewlery Store
    Faizullbary
    Commented on this photo:

    ok i do have this email that is spleak the want on the. but I’m afarid it’s too long for me to type over and over again. Can you please try again with a shorter name?

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