Lindsay Lohan Is Doing A Barbara Walters Interview

Seen here leaving a jewelry store over the weekend without being gunned down at the door (Why not just give her the safe codes while you’re at it?), Lindsay Lohan will apparently sit down for an interview with Barbara Walters to promote her Lifetime TV movie Liz & Dick and lie about a bunch of shit because Bawbwa already made it clear she’ll only be concerned with the amount of vaseline on the lens. “Does it it make the audience think they have catawacts? Good, good…” TMZ reports:

We’re told LiLo has been hesitant about sit-down interviews because she fears being asked questions she’s not prepared for. But our sources say Lindsay trusts Barbara not to take things too far.
According to our sources, Lindsay and Barbara will sit down sometime in the next few weeks. We’re told the interview will focus on the parallels between the lives of Lindsay and Liz Taylor — things like child stardom, a rough childhood, living life in the public, and also dealing with addiction.

We also now know that Elizabeth Taylor had a three-way with JFK and Robert Stack and banged Ronald Reagan when she was a teenager which is amazing because Lindsay did all that stuff, too. Twice. So if we find out Liz Taylor also had a gin bottle for a mother, it’s time to start seriously considering the fact she cheated death by transferring her body into a clone using advanced white diamonds technology. We can’t ignore the signs anymore.

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