Because why would having her probation revoked mean anything at all to her, Lindsay Lohan was arrested at 4 a.m. this morning after punching a woman in the face at a New York nightclub and then getting picked up by cops while trying to flee the scene (above, and worth the watch to see her say “Are you kidding me?” the whole time). TMZ reports:
Our sources say Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her.
Law enforcement tells us prior to the fight words were exchanged between Lindsay and the woman as they sat in separate booths near each other. Lindsay said something to the effect of, “Give me my space.” Some time passed and then, for some reason, Lindsay allegedly punched the girl in the left side of her face.
You can see Lindsay leaving the police station below where she was charged with 3rd degree misdemeanor assault which are words that mean absolutely nothing to her because all she heard was, “Keep doing everything that you’re doing. Nothing that you’re doing is wrong. You were Elizabeth Taylor, dammit.”
UPDATE: And here’s Michael Lohan already spouting off. “I’ll kick every vagina in the state if that’s what it takes to get Lindsay in rehab,” I just assume he’s saying.