Because why would having her probation revoked mean anything at all to her, Lindsay Lohan was arrested at 4 a.m. this morning after punching a woman in the face at a New York nightclub and then getting picked up by cops while trying to flee the scene (above, and worth the watch to see her say “Are you kidding me?” the whole time). TMZ reports:
Our sources say Lohan was at Club Avenue when she got into some sort of argument with a female patron and it became physical. We’re told cops came and arrested Lindsay for allegedly assaulting her.
Law enforcement tells us prior to the fight words were exchanged between Lindsay and the woman as they sat in separate booths near each other. Lindsay said something to the effect of, “Give me my space.” Some time passed and then, for some reason, Lindsay allegedly punched the girl in the left side of her face.
You can see Lindsay leaving the police station below where she was charged with 3rd degree misdemeanor assault which are words that mean absolutely nothing to her because all she heard was, “Keep doing everything that you’re doing. Nothing that you’re doing is wrong. You were Elizabeth Taylor, dammit.”
UPDATE: And here’s Michael Lohan already spouting off. “I’ll kick every vagina in the state if that’s what it takes to get Lindsay in rehab,” I just assume he’s saying.
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That “awwww, fuck!” you just heard was Shawn Holley cancelling her Christmas plans.
Poor Shawn… isn’t she Gabriel Aubry’s lawyer too? I hope she doesn’t have kids, because if so, Santa might be too busy this year.
Nice one!
How about we get to see her punched in the face?
Never mind – she wouldn’t learn a thing from it.
No, but it would still be deeply satisfying.
what a friggin loser!! i had hoped that she’d finally grow up and act like a human being, but this girl must be brain damaged from all the coke and crack and booze and dick she shoved down her throat. she lives for this over the top drama every God damned day. please please please send her to jail.
Oh dear, you poor darling. She was fucked up by her parents. Seriously. And they’re still using her. And she still doesn’t get it. I don’t know about you, but if I had tons of money and everyone was using me from the age of 13, I’d probably be both naive and easily provoked too. Go back to your bible, honey, where things are clear and easy.
SHUT UP LADY!
Yea Lady
Srsly; your rational arguments are getting in the way of all the superficial judginess.
Don’t forget that while she was getting arrested, she kept saying “Are you kidding me?” I know Linds, so unfair! Who gets arrested for punching someone?! The sad part is, one of her “friends” probably said that to her.
They are bring her to a dumpster, er, holding pen for arraignment.
She’s like Al Capone–they won’t be able to bring her down unless they get her on tax evasion. Even if she starts shooting babies with a tommy gun, which seems like a likely escalation at this point.
I seriously think she will wind up dead within the next 3 years. I’m not saying this to be funny- I actually find her self-destructive ways to be incredibly sad. Look back at how beautiful and successful she was in her Disney and “Mean Girls” days.
I’m going to be honest here and tell you that I still watch Mean Girls, even though I’m 28 and have a child of my own. Shit still cracks me up. I also plan on having my kid watch Parent Trap one day. She was a talented girl, but that is all gone now, replaced by a vapid shell of drug abuse and enabling. It’s sad, but it’s an important cautionary tale for young stars out there.
Perhaps it is a cautionary tale but the majority of young Hollywood never learns from the experiences of others. They feel that they are untouchable and will suffer no consequences from poor behavior and, in most cases that is true. It’s rare that one of them sees the light, makes a positive change and then continues a successful career. Mostly, they hit rock-bottom and end up either dead or appear on several celebrity rehab shows and then fade into obscurity.
While I hear what you are saying and mostly agree, there are some normal former child stars/young Hollywood out there. Selena Gomez, Emma Stone, Dakota Fanning. Even Christian Bale was a former child star. But for every Ryan Gosling, there’s a Britney Spears.
This thread is way too creepy in a {{{{snuggy huggy}}}} kind of way. Away with you! Avast! Get thee hence!
Plus, Angus Jones, erstwhile Chuck Lorre employee (2 1/2 men), has already told everyone that the 9 years of cash influx which has allowed him to spend quality time masturbating is the result of evil. God fearing people don’t watch 2 1/2 Men. Honey, anyone with taste has NEVER watched 2 1/2 men.
Drew Barrymore saw the light before it was too late. Still wood (would).
Yeah, her story was insane. Smoking pot at 8 and doing harder drugs by 12… I guess maybe she got it out of her system early.
Also, Drew had a rational father figure in Steven Spielberg who helped give her an idea of how normal people act (vs her mom and her real dad). Lindsay doesn’t have one of those.
See, I think that was passes for “talented” when you’re a kid often doesn’t cut it when it comes to adult roles. In every single thing post “The Parent Trap” she’s been flat, wooden, perfunctory – and fucking painful to watch. And that includes “Mean Girls”.
Excellent point.
She was my first pick in the office 2012 Dead Pool for the under 30 bracket. C’mon, Lindsay!! 32 days left!! You can do it!!!!
Lindsay has been on my deadpool for the last two years and she’s starting to piss me off! Fucking die already!
I watched “liz and dick” and couldn’t stop laughing. Haven’t been this entertained in years. I think “Dick” deserves an Emmy — both for looking like an actual sober Burton but also for looking like Burton!!! (Shamefaced admission: I loved Richard Burton.)
Lindsay will die eventually. Everybody relax.
You guys are all loopy. She’s obviously got one o’ them Keith Richards constitutions. If everything she’s done hasn’t killed her already, what could?
The cops made her go to the police station, briefly? Man, they’re getting tough on her!
did i just hear her actually say, “i’m not a bad person!”????
Hey Lindsay,
If you’re going to have the guts to punch someone in the face, don’t cry like a sheltered bitch if you get arrested.
You play with fire, you’re going to get burned.
I’m now picturing this video clip in an alternate universe, where LiLo is trying to spit on the cops leading her to the car and screaming about how the “popo ain’t got nothin’ on me.”
i vote we see lindsay lohan being arrested AND getting punched in the face.
And I vote we get to see her get Prison Chola’d!
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crazy famous bitch vs. florida trash
place your bets right hair- whose cheap over-dyed extension comes out first
I wonder how many people have a full time career just from following her around, waiting to film her f’@$ing up?
In LiLo’s defense, when have the cops done anything to her up to this point beyond tousle her hair and tell her “Don’t do it again you little scamp.”
Well said indeed! That’s exactly the point. Awwww….
Another day and Lindsay Lohan getting arrested, nothing to see here, move along. Her arrest record makes gangbangers from the Crips and Bloods look like lightweights.
Three cop cars to arrest one pissed up skank? Pussy Police force.
So what? She’s going to get away with it anyway. Again.
Lindsay, you need to sign with Vivid now, while you STILL CAN!
This chick has lost all touch with reality. Same thing happened to my mother and she had to be placed in a mental institution for some time. Then she drank herself to death. Just saying this because sadly that’s the path Lohan seems to be on.
Meanwhile, Dina Lohan is on her way to pick up her award for momager of the year presented by Kris Jenner.
Damn I just can’t believe that Dina was wrong about Lindsay only being arrested because she lived in CA… Such solid logic too.
Or maybe her saying that is why she’s arrested now. I can’t imagine NYPD liked her characterization all that much.
Seems like when she gave-up dick and started eating pussy she’s went downhill from there.
Yes, cunnilingus is clearly the catalyst for all this.
Asshole homophobe. Suck my clit. Also note: she didn’t give up dick. “Liz and Dick.” Get it? Moron.
You make my point you dike bitch since YOU gave up dick you can take a fucking joke ho! Liz and Dick is a fuck up movie you dumbass cunt licking bitch.
C’mon, New York justice system! You can do it! Show California how it’s done!
Hey, paparazzi: Shut the fuck up and film the thing. I don’t need your attention-whoring commentary, you parasite cunt.
Aw, c’mon. “You should call your dad!” That’s *funny*!
So let me this straight: Winona Ryder has the book thrown at her and spends time in lockup and yet this worthless piece-of-fucking-shit lindsay kunthan has a rapsheet that would make a gangbanger in South Central blush with embarrassment has never seen the inside of a state penitentiary?
OH! That’s right! There’s no fucking room in the prisons cause we have to keep room available for those naturally evil dark people that sell that stuff that kills our children; marijuana.
Everyone I knew/know that was/is on probation it’s a violation to be inside a club or bar that serves alcohol—why does this skank get a pass?
“So Who Wants To See Lindsay Lohan Being Arrested For Punching A Chick In The Face?”
That was a rhetorical question, right?
No, the cops are not kidding.
Please understand that your little talentless bitch ass does not get preferential treatment.
I was actually hoping they’d do a longer perp walk and give Lindsay some foot blisters.
Justice has been served for the injustice that was Liz and Dick. So many eyes and ears bled watching that.
Turns out the gal she punched is a psychic. She should get a medal for that.
Yet she didn’t see that one coming?
No, Linds, the NYPD doesn’t kid with repeat fuck-ups. As a resident of the great state of California, wish I could say the same for the LAPD and sheriff.