Lindsay Lohan Says Ali is Healthy

Because Lindsay Lohan is a trusted authority on healthy body images, here she is defending her sister Ali from accusations of anorexia and generally looking like Russell Brand. Via Twitter:

I love how haters pick on my sister yet every runway model is just as thin! My sister is gorgeous and I’m so proud of her and her career!!!!

Oh, so Ali looks just as thin and dying from heroin as all the other runway models. Phew. For a minute there, I thought Lindsay would say something completely retarded that defeats her entire point, but I always forget, we’re dealing with a master of logic and debate here. She’s practically a lawyer.

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