Linday Lohan and Paris Hilton are terrible actors

February 2nd, 2007 // 99 Comments

reports Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton have been having trouble on their respective movie sets. A source on the set of I Know Who Killed Me says that ever since she went to the Wonderland clinic, Lindsay Lohan has been trailed by a “sober coach” as well as an entourage, and has been “moody and is making everyone miserable around her. She’ll be late and sometimes won’t come out of her trailer.” As for Paris Hilton, a source says she’s been arriving late on the set of The Hottie and the Nottie and has trouble learning her lines. A source adds: “Everyone is really fed up with her right now.”

I’m not sure how this is news. I mean, sure, memorizing lines is easy for the average person, but expecting Paris Hilton to do it with the brain she was given is like expecting a mouse to build you a working rocket ship.


  1. Me

    God!!! Can we please stop talking about these two? Please?

    They both have the mental capacities of brain damaged lemmings.

  2. julema

    Why they still hire them for movies!!!??
    Some people are waking up in hollywood like Jack Nicholson

  3. #2 — What has Jack Nicholson done that makes you think he’s “woken up”?

  4. llllllllll

    pic#2..that fat white whale is truley picking out a crab in broad daylight and according to Paris’ expression, crabby was holding on for dear life.

  5. jrzmommy

    Paris Hilton using the N word, calling some guy a fag, and calling an asian guy a chink…She needs the Gibson/Richards/Washington treatment, no? check out the video!

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

  6. Binky

    Paris probably thinks this ‘job thing’ is a bit pointless and time-consuming.
    But it’s great to hear at least Lind’s coach is sober.

  7. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors

    i’d rather see bea arthur in that outfit

  8. Oops…

    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/ even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

  9. sol

    that blonde woman on the left has a great job – paris’ official penis adjuster

  10. schack

    she looks like Big Bird on Easter Sunday.

    too much tanning and bleach gives her an overall yellow/orage aura, and all the pastels only make her look more ridiculous.

    and her huge spare tires + buttlessness give her that dumpy pear-on-stilts shape.

  11. schack

    yellow/orange

  12. llllllllll

    Paris Hil-TON is getting fat roles around her mid-section. You’re fat Paris. Maybe you’ll read this post and decide to pull a Tyra Banks nation wide telecast brainwashing and forcing the world to believe you are not fat

  13. RussianMafia

    She is a notorious stoner (among other things). Short term memory much?

  14. schack

    we don’t hate tyra cause she’s fat.

    we hate her because she the most world-famous body-selling whore, precisely because she had a barbie-body, and now that her “product” is deformed beyond recognition, she refuses to leave the stage, like a greedy lunatic trying to milk a dead cash-cow.

    here comes the HOOK, FATTY!

  15. Me

    Does anyone else think that Paris looks like a tranny?

  16. schack

    assless pear on stilts…

    tranny, maybe. big bird, definately.

  17. DancingQueen

    How can this bitch be skinny and out of shape at the same time? She has the muscle tone of a fucking jellyfish. Hey Paris, take the cock out of your mouth and do some freaking sit-ups for God’s sake!!!! Dumb bitch.

  18. danielle

    Why in the hell was Paris even hired to begin with? I mean, come on. The broad leaked a sex tape and even THAT was boring. All she had to do was have sex..and she even made THAT a bore. Giving this broad actual lines to memorize is like asking a brick wall to do the electric slide.

    Whatever idiot hired her lame ass should be the blame.

  19. schack

    definitely

  20. Daldianus

    I still think she’s got nice boobies.

  21. Who ever said they were good?

  22. themailman

    I would still do her. I would ask her to be fucking quiet and not say a word but I would bang her for sure.

  23. See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK…She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

    See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK…She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

    See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK…She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

    See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK…She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

    See this video of PARIS HILTON using the N WORD, calling some guy a FAG, and calling an asian guy a CHINK…She needs the Gibson/Richards/Isaiah treatment, no? check out the video, and BOYCOTT PARIS HILTON AND HER ADVERTISING SUPPORTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/2007/01/even-more-of-paris-hiltons-crap.html

  24. RichPort

    #17 – What would you consider an interesting sex tape? And no, nothing from Animal Planet counts…

  25. griffmills

    I think she looks hot, and I would like to bone her today

  26. danielle

    #22.

    Your birth…oh wait, that WAS on Animal Planet.

    Nevermind.

  27. Why do people still hire Lohan? She has proven that she can’t get an audience into the theater, her last 4 movies have bombed. My guess is that the contract to do this movie was signed two years ago.

    The fact that already stars like Nicholson and Freeman are telling their agencies they won’t consider any movie she is tied to SHOULD show her that she needs to bust her ass proving she is a good, professional actress on this movie. She can’t even do that. What a douche.

  28. MrSemprini

    I say we give Lohan and Hilton to the Water Bondage guys. And, they have to keep them. We’ll get them drunk and make them sign something that says they have to keep the pair of useless tools or we cut their peenies off. Hmmm… have to come up with something stronger. There are some things worse than having your peenies cut off. Maybe… Tough call, man.

  29. schack

    who are the water bondage guys?

  30. schack

    and what happened to the fergie story? anyonw?

  31. whitegold

    Figuratively speaking, Paris looks decent and I’d hit that. Of course, that’s only figuratively, because realistically hitting that isn’t worth the annoyance and STD’s that would accompany it. But still, you gotta admit, she isn’t bad looking.

    as for LL, everyone hates Lindsey Lohan!

  32. Robyn

    Paris can only be expected to “do” lines, not “remember” them. She is such a piece of crap.

  33. RichPort

    #24 – Your response was “my birth”? Are you even trying???

  34. freakspeely

    Lohan should be the one who feels the most ashamed. She seems DETERMINED to continue the Curse of the Child Star…even when her acting career seemed to show a little promise! I pretty much expect Paris to be a total failure as an actress just by looking at her resume…but Lohan? You coulda been a contender.

  35. danielle

    #31.

    What? I thought that was a perfect example.

    Okay, let me think.

    Would that tape that you and Jrz made be “interesting” enough? I mean, even though you two were wearing ski masks and basically just fondled each other’s hairy asses for all of 8 minutes, it still seems to fit perfectly in the “interesting” category.

    Was that good enough? Because if it wasn’t, I could always go back to your birth.

  36. llllllllll

    lol

  37. Regarding Paris’ flick, “The Hottie and the Nottie”, who plays the Hottie?

  38. RichPort

    #33 – It’s like kicking a retard in the face and having her ask you for a hug every time she spits out another bloody tooth… or putting a stick in a cripple’s wheelchair spokes and watching him cannonball across the room… you’re probably an absolute sweetheart to everyone you meet, because there’s no fucking way you’d survive on your wit.

  39. Surria

    Can we please stop hearing about these two? These pictures made me vomit a little in my mouth…

  40. cardio

    Rich, don’t compare #33 to retards; it’s not fair to the retards.

  41. llllllllll

    #37 don’t spit it out, swallow it..all the vitamins are there

  42. I’d still bang em both.

    At the same time.

  43. danielle

    #36.

    Awww, somebody’s upset?

    #38.

    I don’t even know why you’re even on here to begin with. Comparing you to a crippled dwarf would probably be too nice.

    Go stick your head in a toilet.

  44. nycjjames@gmail.com

    I truly believe you are secretly in love with these 2 and have a special room you go to and jerk off to their photos.

    It’s the only explanation for your complete and utter obsession. We get it already! Yawn…

  45. Sometimes I get these urges to pork Ms. Hilton. I dunno why.

    I think I need to go to Wonderland.

  46. metaphor

    The thing that annoys me most about Paris and when I say most I mean there’s an endless list that if i started it, it would continue for days if not weeks.
    Its the fact that she really believes herself to be super hot. She is average looking at best and the only reason all these guys want to fuck her is because of her name. If she wasn’t a ‘Hilton’ she would be on minimum wage and the only sex she would get would be with some fat greasy trucker round the back of the diner either during or after her shift.

  47. # 35 UNWASHEDMASSES

    LOL!!!!! Short, to the point, and fucking hilarious.

  48. themailman

    I don’t care what she looks like I just want to bend her over and corn hole that ass!!

  49. 86

    Love the shades.

  50. spineofsnake

    I don’t normally wish public executions on people, but I do on this filthy cuntrag.

    More than George W, more than Rumsfeld or anybody else, she represents everything that is wrong with America right now. People look at her and see a rich, flabby, racist, criminally stupid, pathologically self-absorbed, useless consumer of the world’s resources. Sound like a familiar stereotype?

    If jihadists dump anthrax all over our asses tomorrow, I believe Paris Hilton will be at least a little bit to blame. And for that, she should die.

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