Lily Allen is topless again. What are the odds?

September 11th, 2009 // 163 Comments

Lily Allen poses topless for the October issue of GQ UK, and based on her inability to wear a bra, I can only assume Lily was molested by a Victoria’s Secret mannequin as a small child. That her or her stepmother was a cardigan with a penchant for cruelty. Could go either way.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of British charm.

Photos: GQ UK
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  1. x

    Read the previous comments much?

  2. x

    Why not just read the back page of the book and to hell with the rest. Now all you rubberheads can go back up the list and find where the Africa reference is from.

  3. Yeahbut

    @X,

    Or…

    You could have done the proper thing and referenced the post you are addressing with an “@” in the beginning.

    You know, for continuity sake.

    Try it. Otherwise you look just as guilty of being a “rubberhead” who is too “lazy” to read every single post to find out what you are actually referencing and how it relates to the topic at hand.

  4. x

    Your anger is misplaced as you were too lazy and stupid to start at the number one and count down. So you are the one who decides what is proper? I’ve always wondered wher you were.

  5. x

    Your anger is misplaced as you were too lazy and stupid to start at the number one and count down. So you are the one who decides what is proper? I’ve always wondered where you were.

  6. HRH Adam

    #14 is definitely gay

  7. Peter

    #2 please send the superficial writer a pic of yourself naked for all of us to enjoy, that being your mentality and all.

  8. Galtacticus

    When the weather is too hot.It certainly feels good to take off something.Ladies?!

  9. Rhialto

    I see she worked out on her belly.It looks more tightened up.

  10. Gando

    It’s good she’s comfortable with her body.On the other hand,she doesn’t have much other choice.

  11. Darth

    More comfortable with the body is happier people.And that’s (more bikini-posts) a better world.

  12. Nero

    She’s naked but you can’t see much.

  13. Nark

    I wish I had her boobs. Mine are considered big, but are not nearly as nice as hers. I wish I had perky boobs.

  14. i suck her liller nipple all nite long oxox ox

  15. jiuguniang

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    spoil you like a queen, this is the great place. It’s dedicated

    for those sugar daddies ??? http://www.Sugarloves.Com ??

    who are rich and successful to support and pamper women

    who will treat you like a king and for sugar babies who are

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  16. nine

    She would like to expose is not meat, is a lonely
    Obviously, she is deliberate,if we turning a blind eye to it

    ,she must be angry,and sorry yourself

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    Get ready to meet Hot Sugar Daddy and Sexy Sugar Baby

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  17. LivewireT

    In a way it looks like her head is on backwards

  18. How is Lilly Allen famous enough to get a magazine cover? That bitch is crazy!! she’s not even relevant anymore except for when she randomly covers a Britney Spears Song.

  19. Whyyy is Lilly Allen even relevant at this point?? She’s crazy as a motherfucker!!!

  20. Virrgodoll

    @ Sam, I would rather have my nipples teased, touched, bitten, than have a back or foot massage, u got it all wrong laddie

  21. melvin

    English guys must like flat chested women because they all seem to be that way. I think that these women that are incredibly flat that their mothers must have taken some drug while they were pregnant with them that caused this type of deformity.

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  23. Dz*

    She is sweet! She doesn’t look plastic like most girls today!

  24. Y?

    @104&105, “X”

    Stop being an self-important obnoxious fool.

    Using “@”+name or post number is how it’s done. Just have a read around. Considering that you can’t reply directly to a post, it’s sensible, logical, and courteous and that’s why people do it.

    Fall in line or STFU.

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  29. shokroklove

    ohhh this is one of the few women i would love to love. yummmmm

  30. Steve O

    “87. Tired of Shit – September 12, 2009 9:36 AM

    For fucks sakes this person made herself famous by not having an attractive body. Her gimmick to get ahead in her industry is to be the anti sex symbol. She is horribly ugly. She has the body of an eight year old asian boy. If you are a man and are attracted to lindsay allen you are a faggot that prefers 8 year old asian boys to big titted hot bitches. This fucking freak of nature woman trapped in 7 year old boys body, needs to go the fuck away. She picked out a very small niche for herself, men that like 9 year old boys, the world does not care. There is nothing artistic about being unattractive, you fail if you think shes talented for being ugly.”

    Wah, wah, wah, boohoo, I’m outraged that people actually find this girl attractive because …..oh wait- thats right- theres no reason for you to give a fuck- you slackjawed faggot. ‘The nerve of everyone who says they’d fuck her!’…. one things clear, at least- thanks for making us aware that you’re the authority in 7-9 yr old Asian boys….being that you mentioned them twice in one posting.

    Sick fuck

  31. Steve O

    “118. Barrett – September 13, 2009 12:52 AM

    How is Lilly Allen famous enough to get a magazine cover? That bitch is crazy!! she’s not even relevant anymore except for when she randomly covers a Britney Spears Song.

    119. Barrett – September 13, 2009 12:53 AM

    Whyyy is Lilly Allen even relevant at this point?? She’s crazy as a motherfucker!!!”

    A) Yet here you are, talking about her, so guess what? And since when did her being ‘crazy’ detract from her fame? If anything it amplifies it- thanks for proving my point.

    B) Saying the same shit twice doesnt make it anymore true.

  32. mail@duckmail.nl

    Looks great. Would love to find her in my bed :))

  33. aha

    when is there going to be a new post.. this ones been at top for days..

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  36. to290

    Didn’t Gordon Ramsay call her chick with a dick? How apt.

  37. Dough Boy

    She looks half baked!

  38. LordAtama

    Ah Lilly Allen. A flat even more useless-than-Katy Katy Perry.

  39. Jen Z

    Lily Allen is fantastic.

    More than most people that you’ll find filling these pages, she’s admirably real.

    And, no, that’s not a patronising euphamism – but in the truest sense of the term, she carries a weight of authenticity and sense of self which I have to utmost respect and admiration for.

    Lily, you fucking rock. Carry on love.

  40. Amee

    #14 sam is obviously a man. how the hell would u know what most women like eh? stop spouting bullshit.

  41. William

    Why the hell is everybody hating Lily Allen for her looks? I don’t get it… Seriously, I think she is a very beautiful young lady and I don’t mind her small breasts. I like them that way, anyway. And no, I am NOT gay, I don’t have a small schlong, I’m not a woman, etc., etc. I am an American 19-year old man that has respect for women and treats them with class and dignity. Lily looks a hell of a lot better than most women that have fake, plastic breasts the size of basketballs. Uggh. Why girls today think that having fake breasts that large is normal and pretty? That’s just horrifingly hideous. And all you sleazy haters out there can keep your forked tongues behind your mouth, cuz’ if you don’t have anything nice to say, DON’T SAY ANYTHING AT ALL! Your comments are gravely insulting and the world would benefit from all you black-hearted, limp-dicked assholes shutting the hell up! Show some love and appreciation for the female body for once!

    I’ve read all the comments on here and most of them are incredibly malicious. It makes me feel ashamed to be a man, considering most men disregard women as sex objects with gargantuan honkers that they can fondle and screw with. And to you #87 “Tired of Shit”, I’m tired of YOUR shit. Your a disgrace to humanity everywhere. Comparing small-breasted women with little children?! That is the most pathetic sentence I have ever had the misfortune of hearing, you low-down, pedophilic, piece of shit! You’re the most disgusting individual I had ever acknowledged! Go ahead and embrace your self-indulgence, because what love you ever had for life you shall find locked within a cankered cell, beset by madmen, chained to Hell! You deserve to have whatever sexual organs you possess chopped off with a chainsaw, you little prick. You make me sick.

  42. denise

    Unknown and flat chested,,,,,,,WHO CARES

  43. AGame

    awwwful! i am all for self-confidence and commend her for feeling better/sexier in her own skin

    BUT she’s still not nude model material. not by a long shot. hard for me to say since i truly love the breastasies, pleease do us all a favor and keep ur clothes on!!!

  44. Bill Dog

    So much hate for real boobs. I truly have pity for you, to have so much hate in you for the size of a breast, did mommy not love you enough? And whats with the sick comments about her looking like a young boy? A real man would think of sex with a woman when seeing one of these photos, not about nude little boys, something is wrong with you, not her.

  45. Ruth

    1) I bet she’s sitting in her corner penthouse right now, weeping into a pile of hundred dollar bills because a bunch of overweight porn addicts on the internet think she has tiny boobs. You people are changing the world, that’s for sure.

    2) Let’s see one of your broad, cellulite-riddled selves make it past age forty without having an embolism in your mommy’s basement. Then you can compare your sagging, wrinkled, pockmarked, gray and decaying selves to that picture up there. If you steal enough music, you might be able to save enough money to have a rib removed someday. Then you can suck yourself off, since you’re obviously the only person pretty enough to ever do so.

    3)God knows, I’m sure the editor of GQ is calling you up day and night, offering to pay good money in a recession to have you pose naked for their magazine. Now, put the phone away and go back to the pick-up window, and don’t forget to ask for extra salt on those fries :)

  46. blahblahblah...

    hahahah @ all the people calling her a little boy/8year old indian boy. you’re the kind of socially inept retards who stay in on a saturday night and bash one out in front of disgraceful porn with disgracefully plastic ACTORS and think that’s what sex with real woman is like. NO. you’re 37 year old virgins.

    like all good things in life, women come in all shapes an sizes and lily is no exception. she is beautiful in every way, perfect face and perfect body. ironically you’re partially right in calling her a boy… she’s got more bollocks than most of you put together, because on top of her incredible looks she is an intelligent yet MOUTHY BITCH and that’s what makes her so unique.

    and so in her words, not mine.. FUCK YOU

  47. blahblahblah...

    hahahah @ all the people calling her a little boy/8year old indian boy. you’re the kind of socially inept retards who stay in on a saturday night and bash one out in front of disgraceful porn with disgracefully plastic ACTORS and think that’s what sex with real woman is like. NO. you’re 37 year old virgins.

    like all good things in life, women come in all shapes an sizes and lily is no exception. she is beautiful in every way, perfect face and perfect body. ironically you’re partially right in calling her a boy… she’s got more bollocks than most of you put together, because on top of her incredible looks she is an intelligent yet MOUTHY BITCH and that’s what makes her so unique.

    and so in her words, not mine.. FUCK YOU

  48. blahblahblah...

    hahahah @ all the people calling her a little boy/8year old indian boy. you’re the kind of socially inept retards who stay in on a saturday night and bash one out in front of disgraceful porn with disgracefully plastic ACTORS and think that’s what sex with real woman is like. NO. you’re 37 year old virgins.

    like all good things in life, women come in all shapes an sizes and lily is no exception. she is beautiful in every way, perfect face and perfect body. ironically you’re partially right in calling her a boy… she’s got more bollocks than most of you put together, because on top of her incredible looks she is an intelligent yet MOUTHY BITCH and that’s what makes her so unique.

    and so in her words, not mine.. FUCK YOU

  49. blahblahblah...

    hahahah @ all the people calling her a little boy/8year old indian boy. you’re the kind of socially inept retards who stay in on a saturday night and bash one out in front of disgraceful porn with disgracefully plastic ACTORS and think that’s what sex with real woman is like. NO. you’re 37 year old virgins.

    like all good things in life, women come in all shapes an sizes and lily is no exception. she is beautiful in every way, perfect face and perfect body. ironically you’re partially right in calling her a boy… she’s got more bollocks than most of you put together, because on top of her incredible looks she is an intelligent yet MOUTHY BITCH and that’s what makes her so unique.

    and so in her words, not mine.. FUCK YOU

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