January Jones Stole Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend

February 27th, 2013 // 21 Comments
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When I first read the report this morning that Liam Hemsworth is cheating on Miley Cyrus with January Jones, I didn’t believe it because it came from Star and Liam Hemsworth isn’t married. But then I saw this pic of January and him in the same vehicle after a pre-Oscar party, so clearly they fucked and we should probably hear this out:

Liam, who showed up at the swanky soiree at the famed Chateau Marmont hotel without his bride-to-be, had guests aghast as he cozied up to the scandalous single mother, according to Star.
“It looked like they had some hot chemistry,” an eyewitness at the event tells Star. “They were all over each other – and they even kissed!”
Meanwhile, Miley, who has been gushing about her relationship with the Hunger Games star in several recent interviews, even referring to him as her “hubby,” hit up the Elton John AIDS Foundation bash on Sunday night solo, where she was “all over the place,” a source tells Star.

Oh, so Miley’s been referring to Liam Hemsworth as her husband which I’ll go ahead and assume January Jones overheard and is going to be pissed when she finds out Miley Cyrus is just crazy. “Wait, so you mean you’re not currently in a lifelong commitment to another woman? Ohmygod, you bastard! I can’t believe I had sex with you! Stupid, January, stupid. GET OUT!

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  1. By any chance, are any of these three cousins to either of the others? That would push us over the line right into Yoknapatawpha County.

  2. Inner Retard

    Wasn’t Miley rubbing up against Heidi Klum at that party?! Between Liam and Miley I’d say Miley won.

    • JC

      It’s a tough call. January may have an icy vagina, but at least it’s not filled with Bill Ray’s “leavings.”

  3. karlito

    that’s great. Miley will go bat crap crazy and start flashing her tits and go pantyless and let us see what hillbilly snatch looks like.

  4. april

    if this is true then january jones needs to watch out. those tweens will surely come after her for hurtin good ole miley y’all

  5. K.

    Guess this explains the blind item posted by Laineygossip yesterday: http://www.laineygossip.com/Cold-Young-Feet-blind-riddle/26113

    • Tawmie

      January jones isn’t all that young, x-men didn’t make her famous, and the Article literally ends with “NOT January Jones.”

  6. January Jones Cleavage Chanel Bijoux De Diamant 80th Anniversary
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! It can smile!

  7. I’m available if Miley needs someone to have grudge sex with.

  8. Galaor

    I want this to happen. I need this in my life. January Jones, you need to ruin this for me. Give me drama, stupid Betty, DRAMA!

  9. rob

    How is this surprising? JJ hooked up with a married man, and now another bitch’s fiancee. She’s one classy cunt.

  10. kery

    She is a bitch absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!!

  11. Is anyone here under the delusion that we will actually see Liam and Miley do down the aisle.

  12. These two are equally vacuous dingbats but the post caption warms my asshole heart. Awww poor wittle redneck Pink wannabe!

  13. January Jones Cleavage Chanel Bijoux De Diamant 80th Anniversary
    Commented on this photo:

    Liam forgot to put her head on the right way when he was done with her.

  14. veronica

    He doesn’t need her now he’s locked into the Hunger Games franchise.

  15. maura

    January Jones is a pathetic loser who can’t get her own man so she has to go around stealing other women’s men. She really isn’t that pretty, Miley is way prettier than her. I feel bad for Miley even if people don’t like her no one deserves to be humiliated by the person they are committed too.

  16. the wrecker

    How do you say, “Who gives a shit?” in English?

  17. Odin

    Maybe if Miley didnt chop her hair off to look like a dirty dike

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