January Jones Stole Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend
When I first read the report this morning that Liam Hemsworth is cheating on Miley Cyrus with January Jones, I didn’t believe it because it came from Star and Liam Hemsworth isn’t married. But then I saw this pic of January and him in the same vehicle after a pre-Oscar party, so clearly they fucked and we should probably hear this out:
Liam, who showed up at the swanky soiree at the famed Chateau Marmont hotel without his bride-to-be, had guests aghast as he cozied up to the scandalous single mother, according to Star.
“It looked like they had some hot chemistry,” an eyewitness at the event tells Star. “They were all over each other – and they even kissed!”
Meanwhile, Miley, who has been gushing about her relationship with the Hunger Games star in several recent interviews, even referring to him as her “hubby,” hit up the Elton John AIDS Foundation bash on Sunday night solo, where she was “all over the place,” a source tells Star.
Oh, so Miley’s been referring to Liam Hemsworth as her husband which I’ll go ahead and assume January Jones overheard and is going to be pissed when she finds out Miley Cyrus is just crazy. “Wait, so you mean you’re not currently in a lifelong commitment to another woman? Ohmygod, you bastard! I can’t believe I had sex with you! Stupid, January, stupid. GET OUT!”