Let’s Try This Eva Longoria Thing One More Time. With Feeling.

See? Feeling. *licks finger, adjust eyebrows* A thank you thank you.

Yesterday, TMZ reported Eva Longoria was getting a divorce only to immediately retract their story, leaving a scant handful of people going, “WTF?” because it’s only Eva Longoria. Well, word on the Internet streets is that she is going to file for divorce because Tony Parker apparently Tiger Woods’d her. Us Weekly reports:

Multiple sources tell Us Weekly that Longoria Parker, 35, recently discovered that her husband, 28, has been exchanging personal texts with a mutual female friend for nearly a year — hundreds in just one month.
She plans to file for divorce soon, sources tell Us.
“Eva is heartbroken by the betrayal,” says one insider, adding that her husband confessed to the inappropriateness – which took place for nearly a year – after she confronted him.
Adds another friend, “Once the trust was lost, the marriage was over.”

All this time everyone thought it was her doing the cheating, but the professional athlete? That can’t be right. Those people never do stuff like this. Except maybe that John Goodman movie where he played Babe Ruth, but I just assumed that was a porno for fat people. Professional athletes cheating… what is the world coming in to?

UPDATE: And soon apparently meant today. Jesus Christ…

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