Leonardo DiCaprio wants Bar Refaeli on Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover

February 9th, 2009 // 82 Comments

Bar Refaeli is angling for the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue after she got booted last year and replaced by Marisa Miller. Page Six reports:

“It’s very secretive, and the magazine likes to keep people guessing. Last year, she opened her mouth about it, so they gave the cover to Marissa Miller instead.” Meanwhile, “Leo wants Bar to be on the cover – it will really piss off Gisele [Bundchen].”

I have to call bullshit on this one, and here’s why: Leonardo DiCaprio doesn’t care about women’s feelings. He’s LEONARDO DICAPRIO. You could tell him Gisele Bundchen murdered Bar Refaeli in a fit of jealous rage, and he’ll simply yawn then have sex with the entire island of Guam. Kind of like Jesus would do if he’d had the foresight to cast himself in Titanic. Live and learn, I guess.

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  1. “Her tits are sagging already” is an absolutely ridiculous statement. About the only things sagging right now are my balls which are getting heavier by the second as I look at her.

    TMI?

  2. fake

    yeah, those tatas are fake, but she had quality plastic surgery.

  3. Leo's gay

    Leo likes chicks who look like boys. Giselle and Bar – the boob-jobs are only a little deceptive. Ideally, Leo would like to bang teenage boys.

  4. dc

    holy Jesus, shes hot

  5. ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………WHY?

  6. John Fisher

    She uses a dradle as a butt plug.

  7. Balack Obama Fixin' America, 1 Trillion at a time

    What a wonderful rack!

  8. Lisa Turtle

    Typical nasty model bitch who pollutes her body with cigarettes, booze and prolly drugs then covers it up with makeup. That’s why her fake teeth are so yellow, btw… she chain smokes all day. NASTY.

  9. Lisa Turtle

    44, Bar is Hebrew for wheat. It is a fairly popular female name in the Israeli culture. You’re source is wrong.

  10. Phil Spector (I didn't do it, really)

    Bar-bar-bar, bar-bar-Refaeli
    Bar-bar-bar, bar-bar-Refaeli
    Bar-bar-bar, bar-bar-Refaeli

    Yes, I’d like her on the cover – of my bed – right now!

    Disappointed again, oh well there’s always the ex-girlfriend of ex-Dallas Stars players, never one to bitch about sloppy seconds.

  11. KeroWit

    #20…. HOW ARE HER BREASTS SAGGING?? I’d rather those soft pillows of large lushness than a pair of bolt-on soccer balls up near her neck somewhere!! She is just GORGEOUS.
    Slim, beautiful face, flawless skin, just WOW. There should be more natural and gorgeous women out there like this.

  12. Melvin

    Dear BINT,
    How many kids kids were killed in Iraq during and since the invasion – 1000? 5000? 20000? Think this explains Jessica Alba’s constant smile?

    But, yeah – fuck Israel (and I’m an Israeli. How sad is that?)

  13. John

    Am I the only one who thinks her face looks way too much like Leo’s? Is he secretly in love with himself? No, that’s a stupid question, of course he is, but now he gets to look into his own face when he makes love to a woman, so it’s the best of both of his worlds.

  14. Nigger President = Hairless Ape

    I’d like to take a big shit right on her forehead, then sell her into white slavery and watch her get gang fucked and beaten senslessly for the rest of her life. Fuck all the liberal Hollywood celebutard elite. I hope they all die miserable deaths.

  15. joey

    @ 44: “jewish” isn’t a language.

  16. khole

    wow your right her face does look like leos LOL

    Anyway I can barely tell she has a face her chest is so out there and enhanced it’s so distracting her face is an after thought yikes..and I’m a female!

  17. iAreMe

    #62

    No, fuck YOU you stupid self-hating piece of shit. Go live in Iran then you crackwhore.

  18. m.c. in l.v.

    In a few short years she’ll look like Golda Meir, so he better keep banging her while she’s still hot.

  19. noona

    Actually, “Bar” means a few other things, such as “wild” (like in: a wild flower) and wheat.
    Bar is a pretty fashionable name in Israel since ms. Refaeli turned out to be that hot and successful.

  20. bar

    Having any problems with free fall collapse speed through undamaged steel structure ? That type of thing ?

  21. Slim, beautiful face, flawless skin, just WOW. There should be more natural and gorgeous women out there like this.

  22. Hello Leonardo dicaprio and kate winslet hope you can read this i’m chloie ann blacer from philippines i’m very addicted to you blockbuster movie “TITANIC” i always watch it after going to school because it touches my heart. one thing i wish is that i can see you talk and bond with you in personal. and if you would like to see me this is my account chloie.exclusive@yahoo.com and this is my mobile number 09173745422 i love you all!… I LOVE BOTH OF YOU!

  23. Anyway I can barely tell she has a face her chest is so out there and enhanced it’s so distracting her face is an after thought yikes..and I’m a female!

    http://barrafaeli.blogspot.com/

  24. Hazel

    Melvin i agree with you and #50 the world is a sad place with so many conflicts and innocent people dying and the environment being destroyed. And here we all are arguing over how pretty bar is.

  25. Sal

    I don’t know why many thinks she has had plastic surgery. If you look at pictures of Bar when she was younger, she seems to look almost exactly the same. She has always had that cute small nose and her breasts look very real. There is a photo of her where she has on an open shirt and is laying down and her breasts fall to the side like real ones do. If they were fake, they would look bolted on. Also, her cleavage doesn’t have that hard round edge like Kim Kardashian’s (who claims they’re real but we all know theyre fake)

  26. romy

    OH MY GOD!!!!! I don’t believe what I was reading!!!!!!!! Leonardo DiCaprio doen’t care about womens feelings???? Where do you get that from??? That’s sooooo typical!!! What a bullshit, I’m sorry but it is!!!! The person that wrote that should think more about what he or she is saying a about how weird and dumb those things are to say and to write on an international website!!! I you don’t like Leo so much, than that’s ok, but than you don’t have to say and write weird things like this!! Oh, and just so you know, Leo didn’t dump Gisele, Gisele dumped Leo!! Because of his fear of bounding. So the next time you deside to talk about anyone on internet, make sure you know something about these people.

    xxx romy

  27. romy

    OH MY GOD!!!!! I don’t believe what I was reading!!!!!!!! Leonardo DiCaprio doen’t care about womens feelings???? Where do you get that from??? That’s sooooo typical!!! What a bullshit, I’m sorry but it is!!!! The person that wrote that should think more about what he or she is saying a about how weird and dumb those things are to say and to write on an international website!!! I you don’t like Leo so much, than that’s ok, but than you don’t have to say and write weird things like this!! Oh, and just so you know, Leo didn’t dump Gisele, Gisele dumped Leo!! Because of his fear of bounding. So the next time you deside to talk about anyone on internet, make sure you know something about these people.

    xxx romy

  28. romy

    Yeahhh!!! I love TITANIC too!!!! I always cry!

    xxx romy

  29. All I have to say is that she is one hawt son with a great body and rack. That and I always knew Leo was looking for a guy to sex it up with.

  30. I do not think deserves coverage because the laugh lines at such a young age. Wrinkle prone skin. His area of someone’s mouth is much more.

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