“Not only has covering my eyes with a hat prevented the paparazzi from taking my picture, it still offers complete visibi-” *walks into wall*
Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively trying to pretend they didn’t just have sex by cleverly leaving a French hotel separately, and then heading in the exact same direction. It’s almost as if they pored over maps and escape routes all afternoon only to realize two celebrities rumored to be romantically involved won’t look at all suspicious coming out of a hotel minutes apart from each other. Especially if one shoves his entire face into hat, and the other tries to hide a giant grin because she used to watch Titantic every night for a month. You barely even notice them.