Leonardo DiCaprio & Blake Lively Are Practically Ninjas

May 31st, 2011 // 29 Comments

“Not only has covering my eyes with a hat prevented the paparazzi from taking my picture, it still offers complete visibi-” *walks into wall*

Here’s Leonardo DiCaprio and Blake Lively trying to pretend they didn’t just have sex by cleverly leaving a French hotel separately, and then heading in the exact same direction. It’s almost as if they pored over maps and escape routes all afternoon only to realize two celebrities rumored to be romantically involved won’t look at all suspicious coming out of a hotel minutes apart from each other. Especially if one shoves his entire face into hat, and the other tries to hide a giant grin because she used to watch Titantic every night for a month. You barely even notice them.

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. Obvious Troll

    first

  2. yeah plus, she has that “just fucked” hair

  3. JC

    Leo would have escorted her out, but she wouldn’t stop singing that damn Celine Dion song.

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    Polk
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    That the unmistakably “just been fucked good” look.

  5. Bucky Barnes

    I likes to go swimmin’ with bowlegged wimmin, I’m Leo the Sailor-Man…

  6. God is Black

    Seriously the blind leading the blind as I assume Leo is wearing the cap that way so he thinks the paparazzi won’t recognize him? You sir may get a lot of pussy but your fucken retarded! Love the flowing ginger hair on Blake……..Lindsay take note?

  7. adolf hitler

    her heart will always go on

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    Polk
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    It’s the “Have I just been used”? look.

  9. Hal Itosis

    Bitch looks like she has the worst breath.

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    Polk
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    That’s a very satisfied woman.

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    Nice pants leo-tard, you dress like my 46 year old uncle. I don’t see how dicrappio, orlando blew-m, & john meyer bang all the young hollywood “actresses”. Those famous girls must be really desperate & have some Mr. Magoo eyesight!

  12. I like how he wears his hat like Dumb Donald, from Fat Albert. Everyone knows Rudy had the most style.

  13. oj

    Lucky CS’er

  14. Tom

    Boring, ugly blonde. Next.

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    Emily
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    If that isn’t sex hair I don’t know what is!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Dani

    I think Leo is employing the theory of “If I can’t see them, they can’t see me.”

  17. Keyser Ballsy

    Her big nipples won Leo over. Won my pants over too.

  18. Damn photogs

    Why couldn’t one of the photogs run over and ask to sniff his fingers? Is it that hard to do good investigative journalism?

  19. Richard McBeef

    I would blow my load on Lively so quick even she wouldn’t suspect that we were together.

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    probono
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    you done got a deep dickin girl

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    probonner
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    chick definitely got some Leonardo “D” Caprio…

  22. the captain

    life is BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING when you’re leonardo dicaprice.

  23. Harley

    I just don’t get Lively’s appeal. I mean, he had Bar Rafaeli for Christ’s sake. How does one go from smokin’ hot supermodel to some chick who would be considered just average if she were a nobody shopping at Walmart?

  24. Charlie

    Leo’s sporting an Alabama cap! Roll Tide. :)

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