Leonardo DiCaprio Bangs This and Other News

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- Chelsea Handler proves that women will get jealous over other people’s shitty marriages. I’m as shocked as you are. (I’m not.) [Huffington Post]

- Lindsay Lohan probably wasn’t the best choice for a baby-sitter. [Dlisted]

- Katherine Heigl’s bitch-face had a pair of friendlies underneath this time. [Lainey Gossip]

- JoJo continues to dress like a dime store hooker. (Is that a 20-year old SNL reference? Why yes, yes it is.) [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alex Pier’s spread for S Magazine dissolves the line between fashion and soft-core porn. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Salma Hayek is still promoting that kids’ movie with her large Mexican breasts. [Popoholic]

- Tom Cruise in a tighter pair of jeans than his wife is wearing. Just saying. [TooFab]

- Mike Rowe (Yes, it’s that kind of news week) is getting people raped in prison. [TMZ]

- This is like a reverse timeline of Christina Aguilera. [theCHIVE]

- The Victoria’s Secret Angels speak in Eastern European accents about New Year’s resolutions as well as their panties. [Just Jared]

- Mariah Carey is ready to take the spotlight back from her babies. [Bossip]

- Ashley Greene is on the cover of Esquire Mexico that apparently also has a shocking expose revealing David Duchovny is not at all rehabilitated and has moved on to other species. [IDLYITW]

- This is why you don’t let Jessica Alba stand next to Jennifer Hudson. [Starpulse]

- And this is why you let Mickey Rourke do interviews about anything. [FilmDrunk]

- You know how conservatives can’t shut up about black people being racist? Meet one of their top candidates. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Awesomest Photos of Pepper Spray Cop that he gets to enjoy while he’s on suspension. [Heavy]

- 30 Hottest Girls Ever on Real World/Road Rules Challenges because real jobs are like hard and stuff. [Bleacher Report]

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