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- Chelsea Handler proves that women will get jealous over other people’s shitty marriages. I’m as shocked as you are. (I’m not.) [Huffington Post]
- Lindsay Lohan probably wasn’t the best choice for a baby-sitter. [Dlisted]
- Katherine Heigl‘s bitch-face had a pair of friendlies underneath this time. [Lainey Gossip]
- JoJo continues to dress like a dime store hooker. (Is that a 20-year old SNL reference? Why yes, yes it is.) [Hollywood Tuna]
- Alex Pier‘s spread for S Magazine dissolves the line between fashion and soft-core porn. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]
- Salma Hayek is still promoting that kids’ movie with her large Mexican breasts. [Popoholic]
- Tom Cruise in a tighter pair of jeans than his wife is wearing. Just saying. [TooFab]
- Mike Rowe (Yes, it’s that kind of news week) is getting people raped in prison. [TMZ]
- This is like a reverse timeline of Christina Aguilera. [theCHIVE]
- The Victoria’s Secret Angels speak in Eastern European accents about New Year’s resolutions as well as their panties. [Just Jared]
- Mariah Carey is ready to take the spotlight back from her babies. [Bossip]
- Ashley Greene is on the cover of Esquire Mexico that apparently also has a shocking expose revealing David Duchovny is not at all rehabilitated and has moved on to other species. [IDLYITW]
- This is why you don’t let Jessica Alba stand next to Jennifer Hudson. [Starpulse]
- And this is why you let Mickey Rourke do interviews about anything. [FilmDrunk]
- You know how conservatives can’t shut up about black people being racist? Meet one of their top candidates. [BuzzFeed]
- The 20 Awesomest Photos of Pepper Spray Cop that he gets to enjoy while he’s on suspension. [Heavy]
- 30 Hottest Girls Ever on Real World/Road Rules Challenges because real jobs are like hard and stuff. [Bleacher Report]
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I nominate that the fervent tracking of Leo DiCaprio’s penile whereabouts be relegated to lower-tier info.
/thatsonofabitch
He is one lucky guy. He should marry Blake and doctorpeoplemeet was amazing.
Huh…not a blonde.
Go figure.
Maybe it should translate “David Duchovny and Moose Knuckle: A Retrospective.”
I guess when you bang some of the most beautiful women on Earth, you will occasionally get one that has a busted face
Damn it, I told them to watch you swallow ALL your pills this morning!
Old news. He has already bang someone else in the last 2 weeks.
first! Jolie?!
Well, Eff him and his models.
In my next life, I want to comeback as a flat faced thespian.
Your name is Photo Boy. Just post the pics of JoJo dressed like a dime store hooker. That’s it.
horse-lips….
I hate you Leo
Is that a dent in her right boob?
he’s dating the cleaning lady?
He’s dating the cleaning lady??
Kids it must be love this time cause Madalina hasn’t stopped making googly eyes at our collective hero Leo ever since she felt the size of his wallet and the thrust of his gaze.
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/11/its-time-to-meet-leonardo-dicaprios-latest-model-fling-madalina-ghenea/
thanks for JESUS HE DID GIVE TO THE BEAUTIFUL WITHOUT MAKEUP AND I DID TELL ONE I,MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BEAUTIFUL THANKS JESUS I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHY I SAID IT PLEASE LEO LOOK AT MADALINA AND YOU WHY I SAID IT SHE IS VERYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY UGLY
notice this one doesn’t hair all over her face to be hot…. nicely done Leo– you’re working way up! you’ll legitimately be with a black chick one of these days… god speed Mr. DiCaprio
best one so far!!!
I think she’s the best he had so far!Very natural!She has the eyes of a deer.Sweet!
The most beautiful so far!Hooray to Leo!
holy shit!!!
shes gorgeous
looks like a cross of Keira and Angelina
finally Leo got it right
Ugly ass. What’s with these whore looking bitches with blown up lips? Mick Jagger.