Lena Dunham’s ‘Tit Chandelier’ Is What You’re Doing With Your Life

I don’t have a whole lot to say about Lena Dunham’s new underboob tattoo, because she already referred to it as a “tit chandelier,” which I actually thought was funny, so now I’m rethinking my entire life. I had this whole thing I was going to write about how she was on Marc Maron’s podcast last week saying she was going to Sweden or some shit to take a break from fame, so of course she went and got Rihanna’s tattoo and plastered it all over the internet, but goddamnit, “tit chandelier” has me like [tears from laughing emoji].

Fuck me, did I just have a thought in emoji up there? How am I going to come back from this?

Fallon prep 💇💃

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Ohthankgod! She’s doing the truffle shuffle again. I’m back to wanting to fire her into the sun now. It’s cool, everyone. I’m alright. *dabs blood from nose*

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