Leighton Meester Has Gams Out the Wazoo and Other News

February 2nd, 2011 // 28 Comments

- Jamie Foxx is Ricky Gervais now. [Popeater]

- Gwyneth Paltrow will perform with Cee-Lo at the Grammy Awards, then take a dump on the American flag for daring to harbor Cup-O-Soup. [Dlisted]

- Mariah Carey is letting cameras into her house again. Is there enough room? HIYO! Fat jokes. [Lainey Gossip]

- Miley Cyrus proves not all nip-slips are created equal. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Is Rihanna hinting that we had this Chris Brown thing all wrong?. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills advised by producers to say that they regret the fights that they were advised by producers to have. [TooFab]

- Emmanuelle Chriqui is in high definition. [theCHIVE]

- Nicole Kidman is on the cover of Marie Claire. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Jane Lynch‘s new memoir entitled “Happy Accidents” is somehow not about the entire MTV lineup. [Just Jared]

- Chelsea Clinton‘s marriage is over. But, but she’s so beautiful… [IDLYITW]

- Christina Hendricks is inspiring a new generation of visionary women. [Popoholic]

- Blake Lively is the most desirable women, according to AskMen who apparently surveyed absolutely no one that isn’t my penis. [MoeJackson]

- Brittany Snow is my new favorite part of winter. Get it? — Shut up. [Maxim]

- WAGs Who Let Themselves Go will make you throw on a pair of Crocs and dial up a co-worker. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. definately the love child of capn jack and liz swann

  2. josh

    Who is she ?

  3. Mama Pinkus

    not sure who this gal is (yeah I know I can Google) but she’s not that pretty and her shoes are ugly and ridiculous

    • krutboo

      too much of your comment is dedicated to her shoes. FAIL

      • The Listener

        Krutboo, it’s only a fail if someone’s trying to be funny or clever and he/she isn’t. A simple opinion doesn’t really fall into that category.

  4. Anderson Cooper

    Nah no thanks…none for me.

  5. “Just six months after marrying into the Clinton clan, Marc Mezvinsky has quit his cushy Wall Street job to be a ski bum in Wyoming”

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA!!! Wait, wait, so after spending millions on the wedding, which fucked up traffic in New York and cause major headaches for days, this shit is over after 6 months? Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of assholes. If I woke up one morning, and realized I was married to that buck toothed piece of shit, I’d run for Wyoming too. Welcome back to sanity Marc, we missed you buddy.

  6. GravyLeg

    I feel for the idiot that married Chelsea Clinton. Sure, your father in law is the ultimate wingman on Friday night but you STILL have to wake up to Chelsea Clinton Saturday morning.

  7. Amielia

    What’s with the WAGs post, only a few of them looked worse. I was expecting to see more people like Mariah Carey. Or Britney Spears.

  8. don’t all gams start at the wazoo?

  9. Dominick

    Eh. Pass.

  10. hmna

    Chelsea Clinton somehow managed to get the worst physical features from both parents.

  11. The Listener

    I think you meant to say, Fish, “Up the Wazoo.” I completely agree. She has some nice long legs.

  12. Lola

    Love her style.

  13. tsk tsk

    She’s gorgeous, but reminding me too much of Geena Davis for some reason in that top picture!

  14. gabbagoo

    Leighton Shister lol

  15. wim

    she just forgot SANITARY TOWELS.
    ……THAT’S ALL!!

  16. jojo

    The poor mans Minka Kelly huh? Well, I’m poor.

  17. Rough City, U.S.A.

    Speaking of news: I love how the media totally neglect the fact that, the turmoil in the Arab region is being fuel by the yearning for more clearer and more defined web cams like Japan,Russia and the U.S. has…Don’t drop the ball on this one please.

  18. Gene

    Miley Cyrus still looks like a 12 year old, until you see the nipple. Now shes looks like an 8 year old.

    Perverts, all of us.

    As for Chelsea Clinton…even plastic surgery didn’t help. My question is what took the dude this long to go screaming for the hills?

  19. Leighton Meester Minka Kelly
    mimi
    Commented on this photo:

    Open, bitch

  20. bitingontinfoil

    I liked the original version of her “new” movie – it was called Single White Female.

  21. Leighton Meester Minka Kelly
    SHIRA
    Commented on this photo:

    Pluck those eyebrows, missy!

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