Leighton Meester’s Butt Has Never Been Dumped

In a new interview, Leighton Meester says she’s never been dumped before which I entirely believe because her ass looks like this in bikini. That guy couldn’t let go if he wanted to and went on to die The One True Death. More importantly, I had an excuse to post said ass which I did, so my work here is done. *Scrooge McDuck-dives into vault full of butt photos* Oh, God, why did I use glossy paper?! The cuts! THEY BURN!

Photos: GADE/AKM-GSI