LeAnn Rimes Will Only Argue Naked Now

March 30th, 2011 // 76 Comments

Feeling increasingly cock-sure thanks to a brand-new chest full of silicone, LeAnn Rimes plans to solve all her romantic disputes by getting naked and then whipping shoes at Eddie Cibrian. Via Us Magazine:

“A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked!” Rimes tweeted Monday. “I’m gonna do that from now on, when that rarely happens.”

Tell me somebody else read that as, “Eddie, leave every toilet seat up in the house before plowing your ex-wife on our bed.” I can’t be the only one.

Photos: Getty, Splash News, WENN

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  1. My Name Peggy

    No Kidding Fish. If I were Eddie, I doubt there would be one single thing LeAnn and I would agree about.

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    TW
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    Why does she always look like she’s squeezing Renee Zellweger out of her ass and into a lemon grove now?

  3. Richard McBeef

    I would only argue with her if she had a bag on her head.

  4. Mandy

    Isn’t she a homewrecker?

  5. eyeee

    wtf is wrong with her shoulder?

  6. I vow to do the same from here on out. But not just with my wife – with everyone!

    In unrelated news, world peace ensues.

  7. ManiacFive

    You’d have thought that she would have the money to not go to the same hack Tijuana surgeon that did Audrina Partridge. You could park a double decker bus between those.

  8. Now that the breasts are done, she just needs implants in her shoulders.

  9. Last thing i need a mouth to do during sex is fuckin yap

  10. The Winchester

    Are her lips auditioning for the Chelsea Handler story?

  11. That’s just because it’s hard to hear what she’s saying in the barn with the feed bag on.

  12. jojo

    She not only looks like she could gnaw through a heavy duty electrical cord. She looks like she already did.

  13. Eric

    Gollum’s sister.

  14. she's a redneck

    this is some bill engvall bullshit

  15. Deacon Jones

    Hmm. Who cut off Lindsay’s arm and put it on her body?

    I can honestly say she’s a 5 on a scale of 10. 7 if I’m hammered

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    MD
    Commented on this photo:

    What is wrong with her face?

  17. See Alice

    LeAnn needs to lose even more weight. Love the siliconed pinwheels !

  18. Josh

    HOW COME EVERYONE GIVES HER SHIT FOR WHAT THEY DID, AS IN LEAVE THEIR SPOUSES FOR EACH OTHER, HER AND EDDIE…BUT TORI SPELLING AND DEAN MCDERMOTT DID THE SAME THING AND THEY GET THEIR OWN SHOW AND EVERRYONE LOVES THEM…HMMM

    • Turd Ferguson

      What did I miss – the the fuck loves Skeletor McRichBitch?

    • it depends on what the publicity reps decide to pull on the public. and sometimes it backfires like Winona Ryder and Shannen Doherty. or sometimes it’s overlooked like Christina Applegate.

      • Mila Kunis

        What happened with Christina Appelgate?

      • The Critical Crassness

        For Mila’s informational puposes: Christina Applegate had a long term relationship with Ed O’Neil when they were playing father and daughter on “Married with Children”. It is a fact that has always been overlooked when Ms. Applegate is mentioned.

    • Aggie

      I’m sorry, who loves them? Because if you voluntarily say you love Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott I’m going to assume you’re mentally sub-normal.

  19. Whatever takes attention away from her face. . .

  20. Turd Ferguson

    Another attention starved has-been desperately trying to use Twitter to draw attention to herself. Yawn – and totally agree with the bag comment above.

  21. TheJoaker

    I had completely forgotten about her. And that makes my penis angry

  22. Anon

    I had no idea the Crypt Keeper was married.

  23. LJ

    She looks like a “trailer trash stripper” with a bad boob job, like many you can see in the strip clubs in Tampa.

    I like to sample from there to make sure I have my bearings straight for comparison.

  24. with a statement like that. i would be naked around the house 24 hours.

  25. lohan8ball

    She looks like she could rip your cock off in that main pic. With her vag.

  26. Phil

    she bought horse teeth too big.

  27. Aggie

    I think I can see Jesus’ face in her shoulder….

  28. Arguing naked may be the best idea for her. Eddie will be constantly be distracted by her tits trying to escape in opposite directions.

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    Fancypants
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    What a goofy-looking bitch.

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    Fancypants
    Commented on this photo:

    WILBUUUUUUUUR!!!!! (neigh)

  31. Dan

    My ex wife thought the same thing… didn’t work. Constant drama > breasts, always.

    It is amazing how some women don’t understand that pussy is given away really, really cheaply. Men aren’t going to put up with craziness to get some of it.

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    she is so classy
    Commented on this photo:

    what an ugly biatch

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    she is so classy
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    es mas fea que una patada en los huevos !

  34. she is so classy

    esta mujercita esta endemoniadamente FEA!!

  35. Johnny99

    Looks like we have an early favourite in the Sarah Jessica Parker look alike contest (Picture 2, Mobile Page)

  36. ms. o

    I think she looks hot!

  37. Harriscandoit

    Her boobs are look like they are starting to separate themselves from her body. Natural reaction I would say.

  38. jodi

    Poor Poor Eddie he has a cold so LR dropped everything she had to do today to go onset with him to take care of him. just guessing, bet he had a torrid love scene to film today N she went to keep tabs on her PROPERTY what a man isn’t he enbarrassed, the rest of the cast must laugh at him behind his back or maybe to his face since apparently he has lost his cohunnies. let the man breathe stupid horse face N go back to L.A.

  39. I always thought the creepiest thing about mantids is how they can turn their head to look over their shoulder.

  40. cc

    LeAnn Rimes, taking the ‘o’ out of country.

  41. the one

    pssssst: HER BRAINS NEED SILICONS TOO.

    • The Critical Crassness

      Really? I’d say her brain works just fine….Former favorite country cutie is replaced by Carrie Underwood,Taylor Swift and Miranda Lambert, hasn’t had a big hit in years. So she steals someone’s husband while managing to lose her own, gets untold amounts of press and internet exposure, which gives her the attention she so desperately craves and it doesn’t cost her a dime! I’d say she is crazy like a fox!

  42. kulit

    what a homely face.

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    Normal Male
    Commented on this photo:

    She used to be cute, now she looks like a tranny. Besides the boobs did she have work done on her face? Poor thing.

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    lynnn
    Commented on this photo:

    is it just me, or does she looks like a tranny now? eeewww.

  45. Rancid

    All together now:

    “The Never-Ending Stooooorrrrreeeeeeeeeee! La la la la la la la-la.”

  46. Syd

    wait -
    We don’t like LeAnn Rimes anymore?

  47. I saw this chick on the cover of some Magazine and didn’t even realize it was her (having not heard anything about her since she was sorta big in the late 90′s).

    She’s way too skinny for her build. Its kinda gross actually.

  48. Nothing says high maintenance like posing in front of a mastercard logo.

  49. anon

    LeeAnn is a dumbass. She didn’t hear the line from a friend. She was probably watching the Blue Comedy Tour. Fighting naked…that’s Bill Engvall’s line.

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    Mama Pinkus
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    That gal is seriously ugly

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