LeAnn Rimes Will Only Argue Naked Now

Feeling increasingly cock-sure thanks to a brand-new chest full of silicone, LeAnn Rimes plans to solve all her romantic disputes by getting naked and then whipping shoes at Eddie Cibrian. Via Us Magazine:

“A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked!” Rimes tweeted Monday. “I’m gonna do that from now on, when that rarely happens.”

Tell me somebody else read that as, “Eddie, leave every toilet seat up in the house before plowing your ex-wife on our bed.” I can’t be the only one.

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