Feeling increasingly cock-sure thanks to a brand-new chest full of silicone, LeAnn Rimes plans to solve all her romantic disputes by getting naked and then whipping shoes at Eddie Cibrian. Via Us Magazine:
“A good friend just told me that the key to a successful marriage was to argue naked!” Rimes tweeted Monday. “I’m gonna do that from now on, when that rarely happens.”
Tell me somebody else read that as, “Eddie, leave every toilet seat up in the house before plowing your ex-wife on our bed.” I can’t be the only one.
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No Kidding Fish. If I were Eddie, I doubt there would be one single thing LeAnn and I would agree about.
Why does she always look like she’s squeezing Renee Zellweger out of her ass and into a lemon grove now?
I would only argue with her if she had a bag on her head.
Isn’t she a homewrecker?
supposedly.
He ex-husband was very effeminate. No woman can tolerate that for very long.
Yeah, and she tweeted that she was tired of “women putting other women down”. She’s still alright with going down on other women’s husbands though.
I don’t know about a homewrecker but she is certainly a mirrorwrecker.
wtf is wrong with her shoulder?
its hungry
i can hear it growling
I vow to do the same from here on out. But not just with my wife – with everyone!
In unrelated news, world peace ensues.
hahaha
You’d have thought that she would have the money to not go to the same hack Tijuana surgeon that did Audrina Partridge. You could park a double decker bus between those.
Solid proof that women are fucking stupid. Either they never think to ask to see some “after” photos of boob jobs…or they DID and said “yes, cantaloupe halves stuck to a wall is exactly the look I’m going for”
What’s that saying about never letting facts get in the way of a good idea..
Now that the breasts are done, she just needs implants in her shoulders.
Big tits, small tits, no tits, whether real or fake, she still has a face like an ash tray.
Last thing i need a mouth to do during sex is fuckin yap
Are her lips auditioning for the Chelsea Handler story?
That’s just because it’s hard to hear what she’s saying in the barn with the feed bag on.
She not only looks like she could gnaw through a heavy duty electrical cord. She looks like she already did.
Gollum’s sister.
this is some bill engvall bullshit
Hmm. Who cut off Lindsay’s arm and put it on her body?
I can honestly say she’s a 5 on a scale of 10. 7 if I’m hammered
oh then count me in as extremely hammered.
What is wrong with her face?
LeAnn needs to lose even more weight. Love the siliconed pinwheels !
HOW COME EVERYONE GIVES HER SHIT FOR WHAT THEY DID, AS IN LEAVE THEIR SPOUSES FOR EACH OTHER, HER AND EDDIE…BUT TORI SPELLING AND DEAN MCDERMOTT DID THE SAME THING AND THEY GET THEIR OWN SHOW AND EVERRYONE LOVES THEM…HMMM
What did I miss – the the fuck loves Skeletor McRichBitch?
Tori really did get a reality show.
it depends on what the publicity reps decide to pull on the public. and sometimes it backfires like Winona Ryder and Shannen Doherty. or sometimes it’s overlooked like Christina Applegate.
What happened with Christina Appelgate?
For Mila’s informational puposes: Christina Applegate had a long term relationship with Ed O’Neil when they were playing father and daughter on “Married with Children”. It is a fact that has always been overlooked when Ms. Applegate is mentioned.
I’m sorry, who loves them? Because if you voluntarily say you love Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott I’m going to assume you’re mentally sub-normal.
That’s okay Aggie, you may be looked at as sub-normal just for writing that phrase.
Whatever takes attention away from her face. . .
Another attention starved has-been desperately trying to use Twitter to draw attention to herself. Yawn – and totally agree with the bag comment above.
I had completely forgotten about her. And that makes my penis angry
I had no idea the Crypt Keeper was married.
She looks like a “trailer trash stripper” with a bad boob job, like many you can see in the strip clubs in Tampa.
I like to sample from there to make sure I have my bearings straight for comparison.
with a statement like that. i would be naked around the house 24 hours.
She looks like she could rip your cock off in that main pic. With her vag.
If so i want to marry her.
she bought horse teeth too big.
I couldn’t stop laughing after reading that!
Phil, they were OEM with the original pre-enhancement model of the LeAnn Rimes doll!
I think I can see Jesus’ face in her shoulder….
Arguing naked may be the best idea for her. Eddie will be constantly be distracted by her tits trying to escape in opposite directions.
What a goofy-looking bitch.
WILBUUUUUUUUR!!!!! (neigh)
My ex wife thought the same thing… didn’t work. Constant drama > breasts, always.
It is amazing how some women don’t understand that pussy is given away really, really cheaply. Men aren’t going to put up with craziness to get some of it.
what an ugly biatch
es mas fea que una patada en los huevos !
esta mujercita esta endemoniadamente FEA!!
Looks like we have an early favourite in the Sarah Jessica Parker look alike contest (Picture 2, Mobile Page)
I think she looks hot!
Really? because I think she looks fug as ever
Jammy, I think that ms. o meant hot like sweaty, if she didn’t she should have!
Her boobs are look like they are starting to separate themselves from her body. Natural reaction I would say.
Poor Poor Eddie he has a cold so LR dropped everything she had to do today to go onset with him to take care of him. just guessing, bet he had a torrid love scene to film today N she went to keep tabs on her PROPERTY what a man isn’t he enbarrassed, the rest of the cast must laugh at him behind his back or maybe to his face since apparently he has lost his cohunnies. let the man breathe stupid horse face N go back to L.A.
I always thought the creepiest thing about mantids is how they can turn their head to look over their shoulder.
LeAnn Rimes, taking the ‘o’ out of country.
pssssst: HER BRAINS NEED SILICONS TOO.
Really? I’d say her brain works just fine….Former favorite country cutie is replaced by Carrie Underwood,Taylor Swift and Miranda Lambert, hasn’t had a big hit in years. So she steals someone’s husband while managing to lose her own, gets untold amounts of press and internet exposure, which gives her the attention she so desperately craves and it doesn’t cost her a dime! I’d say she is crazy like a fox!
what a homely face.
She used to be cute, now she looks like a tranny. Besides the boobs did she have work done on her face? Poor thing.
is it just me, or does she looks like a tranny now? eeewww.
All together now:
“The Never-Ending Stooooorrrrreeeeeeeeeee! La la la la la la la-la.”
wait -
We don’t like LeAnn Rimes anymore?
I saw this chick on the cover of some Magazine and didn’t even realize it was her (having not heard anything about her since she was sorta big in the late 90′s).
She’s way too skinny for her build. Its kinda gross actually.
Nothing says high maintenance like posing in front of a mastercard logo.
LeeAnn is a dumbass. She didn’t hear the line from a friend. She was probably watching the Blue Comedy Tour. Fighting naked…that’s Bill Engvall’s line.
That gal is seriously ugly