LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini

December 31st, 2010 // 84 Comments

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian slipped off to Mexico for a little Homewreckers Celebration because apparently they think getting engaged is a smart idea after proving marriage means absolutely jackshit to either of them. That being said, LeAnn Rimes actually looks pretty goddamn banging here. And it’s been a long time since I could say something like that because, as you know by reading the site, I’m a firm believer in traditional family values. In fact, I was at Bible study just the other night lamenting how it’s impossible for me to spill my seed looking at LeAnn Rimes knowing full well she’s a harlot. I mean, Internet porn? No problem. Let me at it. But a godless Jezebel? No, sir. No, thank you. That’s not the America I remember.

Adding… But I will gaze at her side-boob. For Jesus.

Photos: Bauer Griffin, Splash News


  1. This is Love

    This is a nightmare. She’s disgusting.


    • candace

      she really is digusting looking It’s nice to be able to buy yourself an 85,000.00 ring but for goodness sakes quit flaunting it There are many people just barely making it to get food on the table and here you have someone actually flaunting her ring and her gigolo and her expensive lifestyle constantly in mags, on T.V., in interviews and getting as many paps to follow her as possible. and to think she called herself a HUMBLE person humble people do not brag

  2. joho777

    Leeann’s plastic titties are the only things catching the eye.

    Too bad she didn’t buy herself some poise and graceto go along with her plastic surgery.

    • J.R.

      Funny, I was just going to say… “Didn’t her tits used to be ALOT smaller?”
      Figures, they all do it now. There just isn’t anything like a nice firm (real) tittie in your palm, mouth, whatever. Praise be to the ‘naturals’!

  3. electricgirl

    she has a boy body

    • team skinny

      Another debate in which fat people tell leanne to eat a sandwich and people of normal weight tell her she looks good.

      • She does look good, I’m digging the penis gutters instead of hips. It works for her.

      • grasscutter

        define “normal weight” within a range of plus/minus 5 pounds, please.

      • Anne

        shes not saying shes too skinny, i think electricgirl means that she doesnt have any hips, or a defined waist, it just goes straight down like a box, her body isint the most feminien shes build to be more athletic,

      • team skinny

        I would say a normal weight is a BMI of 18.5-24 but ideally, a mean of 19 with a Standard Deviation of 0.5

  4. just not enough

    Sorry but doesn’t matter how much weight she loses she just isn’t attractive. Shes fit but she’s getting too skinny and her face is just pixy looking

  5. JD

    Yeah, she has oddly boyish hips. Do not want.

  6. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Those clearly are not birthing hips; but she makes up for it with the ability to feed millions of cambodian infants.

  7. BT

    Those clearly are not birthing hips; but she makes up for it with the ability to feed millions of Cambodian infants.

  8. I’m surprised I got past looking at her boobs long enough to say this, but that stupid poser-hipster hat has got to go. Humphrey Bogart, she ain’t.

  9. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Not first
    Commented on this photo:

    Side boob for brunch! YAY!

  10. Justwondering

    Well, no one can say she’s fat or anything like that, and if she had a nicer body composition or were just some nameless girl on the beach I’d be saying how incredibly hot she is. Since she’s a celebrity though and therefore merits scrutiny I can only say that she’s a butterface and anyway despite being thin her shoulders are much too wide in relation to her hips, and it would be nicer if she had some ass.

    Basically her body would be amazing if she had slightly wider hips and larger ass. Though, no matter what, fat or thin, she’s always a butterface.

    • J.R.

      “Basically her body would be amazing if she had slightly wider hips and larger ass.”

      So you mean if she actually looked like a woman.

  11. jojo

    She is into coprophilia, you can just tell.

  12. Ksurfiws

    She’s gonna get a sunburn if she doesn’t cover up.

  13. Ken

    I love a woman who never lets her beverage wander more than 2′ away from her mouth at any given moment. I almost mistook her for Tara Reid…

  14. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    team skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    She DID get her boobs done..you can tell by the side boob picture

  15. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it….but then again I’m desperate

  16. McFeely Smackup

    She does need some meat on her ass, but even were it ok, I’d still be shitting on her for wearing one of those goddamn douchebag hats that they call a “fedora” but isn’t.

  17. The One

    Never wanted to blow a load on her before this post.
    Nice work Fish, you’ve converted one.

    • lightdragon

      blew a load on her before. now I really want to again.

      BTW these pics make her look like Kate Beckinsale with blonde hair.

  18. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if her asshole tastes nice? I would definately take the time to find out before I lubed it up and pounded her tight butt for hours. Of course, I’d come in her mouth, I’m not rude.

    • cyanne

      you’re just a idiot who needs to write vulgarity to get attention. that’s all. you’re lonely and pathetic and most likely only get sex from hookers…if you pay extra. word? word.

  19. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder if the new improved boobs were an engagement present from Eddie or did she buy them herself? If Eddie did give them to her, are they going to be covered in the pre-nup or will they be community property and each of them get half when then inevitable divorce happens to this on-going train wreck of a relationship?

  20. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    The Original Shawn
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to slam my dick into LeAnne Rimes’ ass just as a service to Cibrian’s ex-wife. If anybody deserves a good grudge-fuck, it’s this screechy wench.

    • kel

      You just need a girlfriend. Such pent up anger and frustration within. Poor soul. You will heal soon, if you let go of your anger. You can do it. Till then, embrace your loneliness.

  21. Sugar

    I find it ironic that her body is much better now that she’s not married to a personal trainer.

  22. Melissa

    I would say she’s too skinny but I would just be saying that cause I’m jealous! Damn I wish I had her discipline, she may be a little tiny but she’s in shape…Makes me wanna hit the gym.. or maybe I’ll just eat a burger and watch TV lol

  23. Sacagawea's Nuts

    That shoulder to hip ratio is not right for a woman. It does arouse me in the way I become aroused when looking at a nice athletic 16 year old boy. I’d do him.

  24. ReiR

    Agreed with most everyone here- her body tho a bit skinny looks nice but that face is so uggo! I’d almost have to picture the dude she’s with probably has to avoid her face during sex. Then again every picture I’ve seen of him he’s pretty squinty faced- so maybe he can pretend her face looked like his ex wifes- then again looking at pics of his ex wife he’s probably just picturing all of her instead!

  25. The Original Shawn

    I have an uncontrollable urge to nail her in the butt and send pictures to Cibrian’s ex-wife.

  26. Rough suspend Al Gore's "internets" for 2011

    Wow, I didnt know she had implants, which perfectly fit her frame. Btw that body is as tight as you gonna get…looks trashable, and i dont mean taking out the garbage…

  27. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like she bought a new rack to go with the new rock. lookin good!

  28. Emshaw

    Pretty sure the only reason she looks so bonerific in these pictures is because her sunglasses and hat are hiding the ugly.

  29. Pia

    Things sure have changed since I was listening to her sing “Blue” on the way to horseback riding lessons when I was 12.

  30. Ricky

    I remember when girls used to have waists.

  31. jubilee


  32. Kae

    Money well spent, LeAnn, money well spent.

    That being said, I call “stolen” sex tape in the next 6 months…

  33. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Lee Ann Rimes got implants

  34. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow. She has a strange figure. Her shoulders are almost twice as wide as her hips. I swear, if he were also wearing a bikini in pic #3, it would be hard to tell them apart.

  35. Vile scarecrow.

  36. C

    MMMMM Skankapotomus!

  37. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That reminds me….I need to hit the gym…

    • Mel

      Why, so you can look like a freaking anorexic? I’m sure however you look is better than the way Leann looks in this picture.

      • jamie

        that is not anoreix, idiot., that is fit. sorry she doesn’t look like your fat mama. are those the women you desire. fat and out of shape. she’s beautiful. you are not. obviously.

  38. Coco

    The anorexic look is so out and so yesterday…

    • missywissy

      somebody is definately anorexic. either she’s on drugs or her mind is fuuuuuucked up. Good luck Leanne. I always wonder if the parents that push their kids to be famous believe it truly paid off in their kid’s best interest?

  39. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Where are her hips?

  40. The goggles, they do nothing!

    What, NoAss Rimes AGAIN? Why??

  41. Jacq

    When I glanced at the thumbnail, I thought it was Lisa Rinna with a hat on. I know they look nothing alike, but if I were Leann, I’d still kill myself over the comparison. *waits anxiously*

  42. ls

    Stolen husband/father of small child via wretched Lifetime Movie vehicle- check.
    Nasty anorexic butherface- check.
    Purchased own rock to support unemployed F-list actor/husband- check.
    The Tori Spelling Transformation is almost complete!
    Wanted: Reality show on which to whore out innocent kids.
    Disgusting human.

  43. 2cool4school

    Are you high? She looks like a dude, minus the fake boobs. She has no hips and broadish muscular shoulders. Very fit young man. In fact, I’m pretty sure getting off to “her” photos means you’re gay. Invest in some rainbow-themed accesries STAT!!

  44. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, she needs to have a kid or something. She’s got the hips of a 12 year old boy!

  45. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    not sexy at all…..what happened to real womens bodies???

    • gordo

      oh,. like the fat disgusting body of your mom. is that what tickles your fancy. this woman is hot. if you were on the beach with her, you’d be staring at her like a little boy. but you sit back and insult behind your computer bc it makes you feel better. you wouldn’t even have a chance with a women like this. foooool!

  46. Dr. Ass

    Pancake Ass

  47. j**lynn

    Um, is it just me? Or is it incredibly obvious that Leanne got herself some fake boobies . . .

  48. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Dad is watching
    Commented on this photo:

    What do you expect froma woman with a tramp stamp?

  49. latam2012

    she’s toned, il give her that. But her body is weird. Thats the kind of body I like on a guy, broad shoulders and goes straight down to a hips with no waist definition.

  50. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Lets see, shes rich.Shes beautiful.people are taking pictures of her.People are looking at those pictures. People are talking about her. That leaves the rest of the petty, miniscule minded maggots writhing in jealousy, all hopped up on hatred.

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