LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian slipped off to Mexico for a little Homewreckers Celebration because apparently they think getting engaged is a smart idea after proving marriage means absolutely jackshit to either of them. That being said, LeAnn Rimes actually looks pretty goddamn banging here. And it’s been a long time since I could say something like that because, as you know by reading the site, I’m a firm believer in traditional family values. In fact, I was at Bible study just the other night lamenting how it’s impossible for me to spill my seed looking at LeAnn Rimes knowing full well she’s a harlot. I mean, Internet porn? No problem. Let me at it. But a godless Jezebel? No, sir. No, thank you. That’s not the America I remember.
Adding… But I will gaze at her side-boob. For Jesus.