LeAnn Rimes: ‘If I’m So Skinny, How Can I Fit in this Bikini? BOOM.’

April 7th, 2011 // 116 Comments

LeAnn Rimes has been under increased criticism over her weight with fans concerned that she’s not eating. So to shut them all up she tweeted a photo of herself in a bikini from the navel down to prove… I have no fucking clue. On top of that, the woman apparently writes 5,000 tweets/second so for all we know she just has a coke problem, but here she is babbling about how much she loves Girl Scout cookies and pizza. Via Huffington Post:

“LOVE Thin Mint Cookies! I never know where to buy GS Cookies, so I’m always elated when someone I know has them! Love Thin Mints frozen!”
@KarlaHoffman @lindseyg696 you don’t know me, you have NO idea what I weigh or eat, so why should you have any opinion about my weight?
@KarlaHoffman @lindseyg696 I own that I am healthy and take dang goof care of my body, that’s what I own.
@KarlaHoffman last time we ordered pizza for the boys at our house you were there and I didn’t pass it up. You’ve witnessed it!

Yeah, Karla, you watched me eat that slice of pizza. I took at least two, maybe three, nibbles, God, I felt like such a fatty. But you witnessed it! You fucking witnessed it! I could make you testify in court of law, you know, but I won’t ’cause we’re besties. *rubs nose* Alright, now who wants to hear my life story in 140 character bursts? I’ve got 15 minutes to spare. *type type type type type* Me me me me me me me. SCREEEEEEEECHHHHHH!!

Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Splash News


  1. a little skinny but i’d wreck that body. is there such a thing as a mouth transplant, she could use just the one procedure

  2. Turd Ferguson

    She is unattractive, unappealing and a home-wrecker.
    Who cares what and if she eats.

  3. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Uncle Rodney
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    That left stump looks like a top view of a moray eel.

  4. LeAnn Rimes Eating Disorder
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    She is to Skinny, But I Love, Love, Love those shoes

  5. Hola

    What the fuck is wrong with her belly button!!!???? She is so digusting.

  6. Huh, so that’s what it’s like to be able to see your feet…

  7. molly

    i know some people find her attractive but holy fuck i think she’s disgusting

    • schneider

      “Alright, now who wants to hear my life story in 140 character bursts? I’ve got 15 minutes to spare. *type type type type type* Me me me me me me me. SCREEEEEEEECHHHHHH!!”

      TSFASRT!!! This sums up the mentality of so many of these conceited whores.

      Sorry to burst your manufactured bubble, but there are millions upon millions of girls who look waaaaaaaaaay better. Stop flattering yourself!!!

  8. It’s not her body that’s the problem…

  9. Mandi

    If Karla was at her house when pizza was ordered, then how does she not know her? Or was she talking to Lindsey?

    I hate twitter.

  10. Richard McBeef

    leann rimes pussy > leann rimes face

  11. RoboZombie


  12. Dingle B.

    Father stealing whore. Not sure how she can sleep with herself knowing that she ruined the lives of children for dick.

  13. From that view you can’t tell she’s a centaur.

  14. Blue

    Yeah, because nobody with an eating disorder has ever eaten food in front of people and then either barfed it up/ didn’t eat anything for the next two days.
    Yup. Pretty convincing argument ya have there, Ms. Rimes.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Her hips/legs look like the Iceman they thawed out in National Geographic.

    Sometimes I think I chose the wrong path in life….I work 10, 11, 12 hours a day, and there’s people that lead their lives arguing over how much fucking pizza they ate over Twitter.

  16. Cock Dr

    Thanks for the happy snap & pathetic cry for attention.
    We’re all looking at LeAnn’s crotch now…..will that calm her down?

  17. Katie

    Remember when she used to do something…what was that again?

  18. elizabeth

    she is banging but weird leg pic

  19. Dan

    I have personally known anorexics – and they all do this crazy defensive thing about what they eat trying to justify it. People who do not have easting disorders do not talk on end about what they eat…

    • Alexandra Hemale

      Precisely. If she truly didn’t care what others were saying, she wouldn’t be posting this crap.

  20. I’ve just determined that yes, I really would like to see her whisker biscuit, please.

  21. LeAnn Rimes Eating Disorder
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    nice bones.

  22. cc

    I can see that there isn’t a hair on her chinny, chin, chin. And by ‘chinny, chin, chin’ I mean ‘pussy’.

  23. JC


  24. the captain

    americans like to hear crap from others or just tell themselves lies.

    • Deacon Jones

      Who IS this fucking guy?

      • K Soze

        The village idiot?

        As an aside- I’m not calling anyone here liars… ok, maybe I am….but i can promise you that the majority of those saying how ‘gross’ she is and finding all these bullshit flaws, would tear that ass up if given the opportunity. I’m sure they’ll argue the point, but I’ve gotta raise the bullshit flag on that one, sorry.

      • @ K Soze

        I agree with you about most of these guys would bang this girl, but are saying they wouldn’t. I also thinks this applies to Kim Kardashian to?

    • cc

      K Soze, I have to confess, given the opportunity I’d employ my patented ‘I will use my tongue to bring 9/10ths of the way to orgasm and then make you hang there until your eyes water before you climax’ method on this woman. So long as she promised not to clobber the side of my head with a knee which happened once and was actually pretty unpleasant.

    • Turd Ferguson

      Butt Captain.

  25. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    Skinny but flabby. Enjoy your eating disorder, bitch.

  26. Deryn

    I keep trying to adjust her face. Like, in some of the LAX pics, you can see from some angles she *might* be attractive if … what? What? She made her eyes wider (because sometimes she looks great if you can’t see her eyes)? Did something about those flaring nostrils? Shrunk her head? I can’t figure it out. But yes, too skinny.

  27. kerri

    that is the grossest picture i have ever seen. her legs look disgusting, her belly button looks like it’s trying to scream for help and knowing what it’s all attached to? eck. she was probably a loser in highschool…in band and choir and drama club and now her god given talent has brought her riches so she is not used to the attention and needs everything to now ALWAYS be about her. how embarrassing. does she have any idea what is actually going on in the real world and she’s posting pictures of her-gross- self in a bikini? get a life leanne – you’re pathetic.
    as you were everyone : )

  28. Ron Burgundy

    Seriously…who the hell is this chick?

  29. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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  30. mamamiasweetpeaches

    What has she done since How Dore I Braete Without You??? Really??? That is the only song I know by her (althoughI I’ll be quick to admit I dont follow Country music)

  31. Flower

    Is she an amputee?

  32. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Eating Out
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d hit it.

  33. JohnnyForever

    Please stop posting about this morally bankrupt cunt. CANNOT. STAND. I vote we boycott her a la the Speidi.

  34. For someone who’s NOT obsessed with their weight…she sure seems to talk about her weight a lot.

  35. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely hittable but lolno is right, “skinny fat”…. no tone. No fur on that either. And who cares about a cheating harlot slut’s parts anyhow?

  36. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    nothing sexier than a deflated upper thigh.

  37. LeAnn Rimes Eating Disorder
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    There’s her problem! It’s an optical illusion, she just needs to stop standing next to fat chicks.

  38. LeAnn Rimes Eating Disorder
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    too bad she can’t starve her nostrils away a bit

  39. Ziphead

    I thought she was dead. Maybe she is. I cant tell from this picture.

  40. kneejerk

    I would like to jizz all over that sweet stomach.
    You female fatties can bitch all you want.

  41. What, no errant fur? Oh ’70′s, how I miss you.

  42. The orange hue on the picture is there to cover up the fact that she is actually a skeleton ghost from the ship Black Rock.

  43. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    Hatters gonna hate, but she does need to do some more leg workouts.

  44. You are rough and rough is you

    Wow, is she receiving federal funding from the government? The woman got ground zero in her navel.

    That’s how you maintain the effectiveness comparable to the long arm of the law Leann. Keep it up…

  45. LeAnn Rimes Eating Disorder
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    Tell me you wouldn’t dribble some cock snot down that ass crack.

  46. Poison Ivy League

    All the skinny in the world can’t undo that face.

  47. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Twitter
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    That navel needs spackle.

  48. she is so classy

    Que mujer mas Fea y Flaca . i can see she is used for her money and status .

  49. Pizzaman

    Last time I delivered to her house I gave her some extra head cheese on her pizza-knowing she was a cheese lover of course.

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