LeAnn Rimes Gives Bikinis a Bad Name

August 20th, 2010 // 80 Comments

LeAnn Rimes performed in a bikini on last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent and, as someone who dabbles in bikinis like Da Vinci dabbled with paint, I really don’t like the message being sent to mainstream audiences. Now everyone’s going to associate bikinis with homewrecking instead of their true, pure purpose of showing as much tits and ass as possible so I get an erection. And all because LeAnn Rimes thought it’d be cute to tart herself up in an attempt to look interesting. STOP RUINING EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH! Goddammit.

Photos: WENN


  1. The Truth

    She should have worn a better one

  2. Viv

    I thought that show was for amateurs, isn’t she a recording singer?

  3. Michael Galvin

    FIRST. Also, Photoshopped.

  4. Yer Mom

    Damn this bitch. Ya know, she used to be known for being this singing phenom, her voice is incredible. But now she’s just a bleached, overtanned slut who stole another woman’s man. What a sell out.

  5. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. Kerri

    she’s such a loser. nothing interesting about her at all. she is a total plain jane too. the only way she is holding onto that guy (who i think is a loser too but at least he’s attractive) is she likely lets him do whatever he wants to her. that will get boring soon enough.

  7. bikini was already a sad name. it was a beautiful pacific string of islands that the united states govt decided to turn into a nuclear testing ground, displacing all its inhabitants. the garment name of course reflects how ‘hot’ the woman looks.


    but i hate bikini bottoms that are hiked up over the bellybutton. it’s erection deflating. too 50s/barbara eden/safe…

  8. Deacon Jones

    Is it me or does Pic #4 look like she just got a load blown in her mouth, even after she told him not to?

  9. LeManda

    That was brutal! There should be a warning before clicking on that video! Sure her body looks good but her awkward dancing is only slightly better then that Kate+8 Lady. Since when does country music inspire one to surf and dance like there’s a clam bake going on. Is this an Elvis movie and I missed that bit of info.

    Girl, I see you trying to grab on to Katy’s Cal-Gurls. You failed. In advance your next attempt to be Gaga will fail too. BUT you may attempt Keshia’s dirty drunk girl since you both have that white trash act going for you. Since when your man leaves you for the next blond ditz you’ll turn to the drink.

  10. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    i think she looks cute. very retro.

  11. Amy

    shes an ass hole

  12. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    you can hardly see her face OR body in any of this – what is this good for?!

  13. Sugar

    Her legs are bigger than I thought. Not fat, I just thought she was tiny skinny for some reason. I have lost a lot of respect for her as well. Her remaining fans are idiots.

  14. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the bikini is adorable. I for one, am glad that this ‘classy’ style is coming back in. I think for many it will be fun to be sexy without having to show everything! (that just makes it more fun for when you do! *wink*)

  15. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    I think the bikini is adorable. I for one, am glad that this ‘classy’ style is coming back in. I think for many it will be fun to be sexy without having to show everything! (that just makes it more fun for when you do! *wink*)

  16. I think the bikini is adorable. I for one, am glad that this ‘classy’ style is coming back in. I think for many it will be fun to be sexy without having to show everything! (that just makes it more fun for when you do! *wink*)

  17. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    Not bad at all, methinks. It may just be that I’m so jaded from all the macrovision POV n0rp that I find this classy and visually balm-like.

  18. WillC

    Not to be flamed for this but I actually watch AGT (mostly for Arc Attack and some of the awesome magicians) and I couldn’t figure out WHY she came on stage in a bikini. The song had NOTHING to do with summer or bikini’s. Kinda depressing song actually.

    And truth-be-told, as soon as I saw her I thought to myself.. hmmm… she cheated on her husband… not… ohh Leann Rhymes…

  19. Daryl G.

    I’m on the “thinks it looks good” side.

  20. Drundel

    Its not that bad.

  21. M

    Jesus they should have stopped at the 5th coat of diarrhea they covered her with.

  22. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a man’s face

  23. Rough sexy

    I need a sex tape from rimes. And I want full disclosure like Krendra Wilkenson…

  24. Rough sexy

    That chick can suck a mean finger boy!

  25. 100 dong

    I like her. She’s got the “All American” home-wrecker vibe going all. Besides, it’s always the man’s fault!

  26. Alan Smithee

    Technically, not a bikini. More of a 2-piece swimsuit. Your grandma wore one.

  27. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    this works for katy perry, not u

  28. missywissy

    that song just can’t be redone. good try. I’ll stick with John Anderson. Kudos for performing in a bikini….. I guess?

  29. LeAnn Rimes
    Weird Al
    Commented on this photo:

    Kidding, luv the bikini.

  30. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    Thanks Fish. What’s next? Cock Doc’s mug shots? My 78 year old grandmother made me watch this the other night. I never knew what the expression “burn out my retinas” meant until I saw this trainwreck. So – without further ado, my commentary:

    - Excellent body but a face that a horse would turn its nose up at.
    - Ridiculous, stupid act that would have been better if delivered at Magic Mountain for drunken white trash dads whose kids were on the roller coaster.
    - An absolute offense to anyone who still believed they had a viable career. Her management team should be taken out and summarily executed (Same goes for Cock Doc’s makeup team…). The punctuation mark on that act should have been Mr Mariah Carey stating: ” Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we saw a career fade to black…”
    - Next stop for this no talent has been? The retirement home circuit in Florida or that strip mall they are building next to Cock Doc’s trailer.
    - I wish her the best because in a short while, the money’s gone and she’ll be left trying to figure out a way to pay for Eddie’s man tan lotions….
    - She absolutely needs a career intervention – she needs to drop the whole pop music & Lifetime movie route and give the serious C&W “artist” route one more try before all hope is lost. Good Grief: Kellie Pickler laughs at her.

    …and finally: NEVER, EVER go Gidget on national F’KING! TV again!

  31. The Only Hetero in this Joint

    How – how ironic -

    “I’ll be swinging….” THAT – folks – is the same thing Cock Doc says when ‘she’ goes without her jockstrap.

  32. Ty

    She has the ugliest face known to man.

  33. tromba

    I think she has never looked better than she does now. I know it is difficult for some of you brain-dead asshats to understand the concept of TALENT. She has been at this professionally since she was about 12 years old. That puts the length of her career at around 15 years. Where do you think talentless humps like Lady Gaga are going to be 15 years from now? Dead maybe.

    I think the show was retro and fun and accomplished exactly what it was supposed to. LeAnn has been around the block and knows how to do this business of show.

    As for her relationships – It’s none or your or my goddamn business.

    • The Only Hetero in this Joint

      Tromba -
      I’m willing to bet that someplace in this country you can still take in a David Cassidy ‘concert’ – does that make him still relevant?

      Jesus – what a douche.

      What’s next? A hearty endorsement of Jennifer Aniston’s box office “magic”?

      • tromba

        Please have a clue about what the fuck you are writing about. “The Only Hetero…” – A. You are wrong. B. Why do you think that makes you special?

    • The Only Hetero in this Joint

      Retro – Latin for out of date, irrelevant crap.

      • The Only Hetero in this Joint

        A. You are wrong. B. Why do you think that makes you special.

        Well there you have it folks. How do you argue with that kind of intellect?

        Obviously you were first in your Moot Court competition at Harvard, genius.

        A dead Lady Gaga has more functioning brain cells than either you or LeAnn Rimes. That “performance” sucked Lady Gaga’s ball sac.

        Okay I’ll play along: A.) No! You are wrong! B.) I’m special because my grandmother told me I was in order to get me to remove the fork I had poised to my eyeballs in order to remove the visual stench of that damn LeAnn Rimes cavalcade of crap.

    • Sandro

      it’s a rapid, unsafe diet where all you eat is mstoly protein and vegetables for 2 months and a tablespoon of oatbran?? but I didn’t care because it was going to be quick but now with this diet, I am returning my expensive diet book and doing this! I know it will be much safer but take the same amount of time! Thank you so so much! You basically saved my lifeee!

  34. K

    She should just stick to sleeping with married people’s husbands, it’s much less awkward.

  35. LeAnn Rimes
    joe blow
    Commented on this photo:

    She sang a cover of Lady Gaga’s hit, just slightly altered.

    Can’t stand my, can’t stand my butter face….

  36. sam

    She owes John Anderson an apology ruinng his song like that What in heck does an old time bathing suit on a manish body have to do with swinging on a back porch and the beach balls and surf board she just keeps getting worse and more desperate

  37. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    She really kinda scares me.

  38. Amy

    Looks a bit bottom heavy to be prancing around in a bikini on national TV.

    • ??

      bottom heavy??!?! she’s just NORMAL!! healthy, fit and looks like she;s got some muscle. what the hell is wrong with that?!
      how have you people become this way? wow..
      I ain’t a fan of hers, nor do I give a shit that she is doing this ridiculous dance but to call her “heavy” jsut sends out all the wrong messages.
      ITs such a pity that women need to be skeletons to be considered worthwhile… what a weird fuckin website for weird people.

    • jessesgirl

      Body looks great! It’s the face that’s the problem. Why is she making all those weird constipated expressions? Too much botox?

      • Amy

        Well I wouldn’t go on TV looking like that in a bikini. Her upper legs look very thick, her backup dancers are much more fit.

  39. Alli Watermelon

    I think her bikini is super cute. Her body is banging, but her face still looks like Miss Piggy.

  40. Marcus

    I like it.

  41. Vito

    From my vantage point it seems to be a draw. She’s giving bikinis a bad name while this one is not doing her any favors either.

  42. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    I ate a lot of cheese yesterday and now I’m trying real hard to poop?

  43. captain america

    if she had any talents at all……………she lost it, folks!!

  44. LeAnn Rimes
    American Meatgoat
    Commented on this photo:

    I came.





  47. Toni

    I didn’t see anything wrong with this. She was not wearing a bikini, she was wearing a two piece and there is a difference! As far as being a home wrecker I am so tired of it always being the woman’s fault..like anjelina and Brad..the women could have said no, but these men constantly forget they have a wife at home!! yet no one knocks them half as much as they do the women. In replying to DEATH BY STONING the C word is the worst name you can call a women..anyone who calls a women that is just one of the lowest things on earth..maybe it will come back to haunt them when the day comes that their mother, sister, wife,etc. gets called that terrible name!!!!

  48. unbelievable how good she looks. that is where she’s been lately, the gym. totally hot.

    movie news

  49. LeAnn Rimes
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah, she’s cute. As long as you don’t look at her face.

  50. Rough sexy

    I hope she says hello to Alfred when she brought Batman’s 1960 shorts during the yard sale…Come to think of it, Batman did have a wholesome image back then…

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