LeAnn Rimes performed in a bikini on last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent and, as someone who dabbles in bikinis like Da Vinci dabbled with paint, I really don’t like the message being sent to mainstream audiences. Now everyone’s going to associate bikinis with homewrecking instead of their true, pure purpose of showing as much tits and ass as possible so I get an erection. And all because LeAnn Rimes thought it’d be cute to tart herself up in an attempt to look interesting. STOP RUINING EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH! Goddammit.
Photos: WENN
The Truth | August 20, 2010 at 1:01 pm
She should have worn a better one
Viv | August 20, 2010 at 1:02 pm
I thought that show was for amateurs, isn’t she a recording singer?
Michael Galvin | August 20, 2010 at 1:04 pm
FIRST. Also, Photoshopped.
Yer Mom | August 20, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Damn this bitch. Ya know, she used to be known for being this singing phenom, her voice is incredible. But now she’s just a bleached, overtanned slut who stole another woman’s man. What a sell out.
Kerri | August 20, 2010 at 1:10 pm
she’s such a loser. nothing interesting about her at all. she is a total plain jane too. the only way she is holding onto that guy (who i think is a loser too but at least he’s attractive) is she likely lets him do whatever he wants to her. that will get boring soon enough.
dudeatdudedotdude | August 20, 2010 at 1:13 pm
bikini was already a sad name. it was a beautiful pacific string of islands that the united states govt decided to turn into a nuclear testing ground, displacing all its inhabitants. the garment name of course reflects how ‘hot’ the woman looks.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bikini_Island
but i hate bikini bottoms that are hiked up over the bellybutton. it’s erection deflating. too 50s/barbara eden/safe…
Deacon Jones | August 20, 2010 at 1:15 pm
Is it me or does Pic #4 look like she just got a load blown in her mouth, even after she told him not to?
dudeatdudedotdude | August 20, 2010 at 1:18 pm
in the first one she looks like adam west vogueing on batman
Snow J. Frost | August 20, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Um, yes.
I concur.
Do you concur?
LeManda | August 20, 2010 at 1:17 pm
That was brutal! There should be a warning before clicking on that video! Sure her body looks good but her awkward dancing is only slightly better then that Kate+8 Lady. Since when does country music inspire one to surf and dance like there’s a clam bake going on. Is this an Elvis movie and I missed that bit of info.
Girl, I see you trying to grab on to Katy’s Cal-Gurls. You failed. In advance your next attempt to be Gaga will fail too. BUT you may attempt Keshia’s dirty drunk girl since you both have that white trash act going for you. Since when your man leaves you for the next blond ditz you’ll turn to the drink.
Amy | August 20, 2010 at 1:21 pm
shes an ass hole
Sugar | August 20, 2010 at 1:35 pm
Her legs are bigger than I thought. Not fat, I just thought she was tiny skinny for some reason. I have lost a lot of respect for her as well. Her remaining fans are idiots.
DragonKatt | August 20, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I think the bikini is adorable. I for one, am glad that this ‘classy’ style is coming back in. I think for many it will be fun to be sexy without having to show everything! (that just makes it more fun for when you do! *wink*)
WillC | August 20, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Not to be flamed for this but I actually watch AGT (mostly for Arc Attack and some of the awesome magicians) and I couldn’t figure out WHY she came on stage in a bikini. The song had NOTHING to do with summer or bikini’s. Kinda depressing song actually.
And truth-be-told, as soon as I saw her I thought to myself.. hmmm… she cheated on her husband… not… ohh Leann Rhymes…
Daryl G. | August 20, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I’m on the “thinks it looks good” side.
Drundel | August 20, 2010 at 2:01 pm
Its not that bad.
M | August 20, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Jesus they should have stopped at the 5th coat of diarrhea they covered her with.
Rough sexy | August 20, 2010 at 2:03 pm
I need a sex tape from rimes. And I want full disclosure like Krendra Wilkenson…
Rough sexy | August 20, 2010 at 2:08 pm
That chick can suck a mean finger boy!
100 dong | August 20, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I like her. She’s got the “All American” home-wrecker vibe going all. Besides, it’s always the man’s fault!
Alan Smithee | August 20, 2010 at 2:49 pm
Technically, not a bikini. More of a 2-piece swimsuit. Your grandma wore one.
missywissy | August 20, 2010 at 3:14 pm
that song just can’t be redone. good try. I’ll stick with John Anderson. Kudos for performing in a bikini….. I guess?
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 20, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Thanks Fish. What’s next? Cock Doc’s mug shots? My 78 year old grandmother made me watch this the other night. I never knew what the expression “burn out my retinas” meant until I saw this trainwreck. So – without further ado, my commentary:
- Excellent body but a face that a horse would turn its nose up at.
- Ridiculous, stupid act that would have been better if delivered at Magic Mountain for drunken white trash dads whose kids were on the roller coaster.
- An absolute offense to anyone who still believed they had a viable career. Her management team should be taken out and summarily executed (Same goes for Cock Doc’s makeup team…). The punctuation mark on that act should have been Mr Mariah Carey stating: ” Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we saw a career fade to black…”
- Next stop for this no talent has been? The retirement home circuit in Florida or that strip mall they are building next to Cock Doc’s trailer.
- I wish her the best because in a short while, the money’s gone and she’ll be left trying to figure out a way to pay for Eddie’s man tan lotions….
- She absolutely needs a career intervention – she needs to drop the whole pop music & Lifetime movie route and give the serious C&W “artist” route one more try before all hope is lost. Good Grief: Kellie Pickler laughs at her.
…and finally: NEVER, EVER go Gidget on national F’KING! TV again!
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 20, 2010 at 3:47 pm
How – how ironic -
“I’ll be swinging….” THAT – folks – is the same thing Cock Doc says when ‘she’ goes without her jockstrap.
Ty | August 20, 2010 at 4:00 pm
She has the ugliest face known to man.
tromba | August 20, 2010 at 4:21 pm
I think she has never looked better than she does now. I know it is difficult for some of you brain-dead asshats to understand the concept of TALENT. She has been at this professionally since she was about 12 years old. That puts the length of her career at around 15 years. Where do you think talentless humps like Lady Gaga are going to be 15 years from now? Dead maybe.
I think the show was retro and fun and accomplished exactly what it was supposed to. LeAnn has been around the block and knows how to do this business of show.
As for her relationships – It’s none or your or my goddamn business.
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 20, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Tromba -
I’m willing to bet that someplace in this country you can still take in a David Cassidy ‘concert’ – does that make him still relevant?
Jesus – what a douche.
What’s next? A hearty endorsement of Jennifer Aniston’s box office “magic”?
tromba | August 20, 2010 at 8:15 pm
Please have a clue about what the fuck you are writing about. “The Only Hetero…” – A. You are wrong. B. Why do you think that makes you special?
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 20, 2010 at 4:48 pm
Retro – Latin for out of date, irrelevant crap.
The Only Hetero in this Joint | August 20, 2010 at 10:19 pm
A. You are wrong. B. Why do you think that makes you special.
Well there you have it folks. How do you argue with that kind of intellect?
Obviously you were first in your Moot Court competition at Harvard, genius.
A dead Lady Gaga has more functioning brain cells than either you or LeAnn Rimes. That “performance” sucked Lady Gaga’s ball sac.
Okay I’ll play along: A.) No! You are wrong! B.) I’m special because my grandmother told me I was in order to get me to remove the fork I had poised to my eyeballs in order to remove the visual stench of that damn LeAnn Rimes cavalcade of crap.
K | August 20, 2010 at 4:47 pm
She should just stick to sleeping with married people’s husbands, it’s much less awkward.
sam | August 20, 2010 at 5:42 pm
She owes John Anderson an apology ruinng his song like that What in heck does an old time bathing suit on a manish body have to do with swinging on a back porch and the beach balls and surf board she just keeps getting worse and more desperate
Amy | August 20, 2010 at 8:31 pm
Looks a bit bottom heavy to be prancing around in a bikini on national TV.
?? | August 21, 2010 at 2:44 am
bottom heavy??!?! she’s just NORMAL!! healthy, fit and looks like she;s got some muscle. what the hell is wrong with that?!
how have you people become this way? wow..
I ain’t a fan of hers, nor do I give a shit that she is doing this ridiculous dance but to call her “heavy” jsut sends out all the wrong messages.
ITs such a pity that women need to be skeletons to be considered worthwhile… what a weird fuckin website for weird people.
jessesgirl | August 21, 2010 at 5:45 am
Body looks great! It’s the face that’s the problem. Why is she making all those weird constipated expressions? Too much botox?
Amy | August 21, 2010 at 3:06 pm
Well I wouldn’t go on TV looking like that in a bikini. Her upper legs look very thick, her backup dancers are much more fit.
Alli Watermelon | August 20, 2010 at 9:11 pm
I think her bikini is super cute. Her body is banging, but her face still looks like Miss Piggy.
Marcus | August 20, 2010 at 9:35 pm
I like it.
Vito | August 20, 2010 at 9:47 pm
From my vantage point it seems to be a draw. She’s giving bikinis a bad name while this one is not doing her any favors either.
captain america | August 20, 2010 at 11:45 pm
if she had any talents at all……………she lost it, folks!!
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 21, 2010 at 9:41 am
DESPERATELY COPYING KATY PERRY’S MTV PERFOMANCE
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 21, 2010 at 9:42 am
SHE WANTS TO LIVEN HER IMAGE UP AS A HOT GIRL BUT TO US SHE IS ONLY A CUNT
Toni | August 21, 2010 at 10:12 am
I didn’t see anything wrong with this. She was not wearing a bikini, she was wearing a two piece and there is a difference! As far as being a home wrecker I am so tired of it always being the woman’s fault..like anjelina and Brad..the women could have said no, but these men constantly forget they have a wife at home!! yet no one knocks them half as much as they do the women. In replying to DEATH BY STONING the C word is the worst name you can call a women..anyone who calls a women that is just one of the lowest things on earth..maybe it will come back to haunt them when the day comes that their mother, sister, wife,etc. gets called that terrible name!!!!
movie news | August 21, 2010 at 10:25 am
unbelievable how good she looks. that is where she’s been lately, the gym. totally hot.
movie news
Rough sexy | August 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm
I hope she says hello to Alfred when she brought Batman’s 1960 shorts during the yard sale…Come to think of it, Batman did have a wholesome image back then…
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 21, 2010 at 8:57 pm
MAYBE A BIGGER LOSER THAN KIM KARDASHIAN
DEATH BY STONING IN HOLLYWOOD | August 21, 2010 at 9:03 pm
LOOK AT HER REDNECK TAN WHAT A HICK TRYING TO BE A SOUTHERN ALL-AMERICAN GIRL MORE LIKE ALL-AMERICAN SLUTTARD
Lena | August 24, 2010 at 2:37 am
She looks like a transexual in a bikini. Ewwwww.
Carley | August 24, 2010 at 4:49 am
Oh my. Sharon Osbourne’s face at the end was just priceless!!!!!! She looked like she was thinking “get this piece of filth off the stage!” hee.
joanie | August 24, 2010 at 7:31 am
She does have a man figure but maybe thats what Eddie likes He has no manhood left to be supported by someone who looks like that and gets up there and makes a fool of herself and all the other anateurs
Paige | August 24, 2010 at 1:34 pm
What I don’t understand is, the beach theme with the song Swingin??!! The lyrics and song doesn’t match the show she put on. Strannnnge.
daniel | August 25, 2010 at 10:23 pm
This is Stupid She was good when she was like 15 singing Shes old news and I agree she gave bikinis a horrible name I hope I don’t see anyone wearing anything like that this at the pool I would be glad to share my opinion with them.
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