LeAnn Rimes Gives Bikinis a Bad Name
LeAnn Rimes performed in a bikini on last night’s episode of America’s Got Talent and, as someone who dabbles in bikinis like Da Vinci dabbled with paint, I really don’t like the message being sent to mainstream audiences. Now everyone’s going to associate bikinis with homewrecking instead of their true, pure purpose of showing as much tits and ass as possible so I get an erection. And all because LeAnn Rimes thought it’d be cute to tart herself up in an attempt to look interesting. STOP RUINING EVERYTHING YOU TOUCH! Goddammit.