Methinks The Manwhore Doth Tongue LeAnn Rimes’ Face Too Much

November 6th, 2013 // 11 Comments
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“Wait, did you say you’ve been eating?”

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian were rumored to be getting a divorce recently because Eddie cheated on Brandi Glanville with LeAnn, so eventually that’s going to be right. Except here they are sucking face at the premiere of The Best Man Holiday so Eddie looks like a family man and keeps scoring plum roles as the only white dude in a black romantic comedy. Which is my theory for why he hasn’t cheated on LeAnn Rimes yet. Although, I’d also accept he found a way to make cocktail waitresses bodies land on a tarp thirty years in the past. I like to keep an open mind.

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  1. Dox

    The only way this gets better is if he leaves her for Courtney Stodden, and they all wind up dying horribly after being bitten by Komodo Dragons…

    on camera.

    • Can there be anything funnier than a Komodo Dragon attack? Years ago I ran across a story of Julia Roberts bringing her hollywood hotshot husband to a zoo where she arranged a special vip tour that took them into the Komodo Dragon enclosure, where her husband got seriously attacked by the giant lizards. I laughed and laughed, and still laugh every time I think about it.

  2. cindy

    Hey everyone…look, it’s the Homewreckers…

  3. LeAnn Rimes Making Out With Eddie Cibrian The Best Man Holiday Premiere
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    Rotten cunty bitch.

    • Dox

      You left out pug faced.
      And I’ve always imagined she smells like sickness and death…. but that’s probably just me.

  4. beezers

    He’s just doing his job as her manwhore — basically the only good paying job he can get these days!

  5. Jenn

    He probably is cheating. But if so, he best watch it. Squintbeast will kill him.

  6. Mandy

    Squinty McFalcor

  7. LeAnn Rimes Making Out With Eddie Cibrian The Best Man Holiday Premiere
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    what the fuck is she wearing?

  8. lindy

    Just think–he has to wake up every morning with Nostrils staring at him. She is really quite ugly.

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