While my initial reaction was to be impressed that LeAnn Rimes actually brought food into her house of her own accord, that was quickly replaced with a lack of surprise that she ordered a birthday cake for Eddie Cibrian that featured her naked in bed with him while his two children from Brandi Glanville sit innocently below waiting for new mommy to finish showing daddy the second head that comes out of her mouth when she sticks out her tongue or whatever they do in there. Via Twitter:
Eddie’s favorite things bday cake! @mysweetandsaucy LOVE there was a Laker’s jersey, a Bronco & a paddle board + more
Of course it didn’t stop there because LeAnn also arranged for the paparazzi to conveniently snap Eddie’s Father’s Day picnic where she spent the entire time showing off her ass in booty shorts. And by ass I mean the bony crevasse she births facehugger eggs out of.
Photos: IXOLA/AKM-GSI
She’s gross.
Umm I can’t decide…the big green one or the one with the nuts? How many calories does a big green one have anyway?
Aint nothin wrong with that.
that’s cuz pictures don’t come with a smell. I bet dogs come running from a mile away to sniff that. Dogs are nasty like that.
Except for the cellulite.
You’re both retards. There IS something wrong with those tooth pick legs…and last time I checked you can’t get cellulite on bones! Get out of that closet already.
I’d like to stuff your corpse into a closet.
Inside the cake is the hollow shell of his existence.
As much as I cannot stand this woman, she has great legs.
yeah if she turns 12 this year.
no ass. unfortunate.
the only position this butterface should ever be in
She continues to embarrass herself.
LeAnn doesn’t eat food, she rents it.
She’s like a fucking cat. Like when you try to read something or work on the computer, they climb all over it in front of you.
Okay, that’s weird. My cat is doing that as I attempt to type this. Next, she sits on the phone.
OMG. WTF. This is sick. I have been hearing tidbits about how crazy this woman is from my gf’s who have Twitter, but this takes the cake. No pun intended. WTF is wrong with her. It would be wise for her to see a psychiatrist and not a moment too soon.
“Oh my god, is that a drop of ice cream on my leg?! GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF BEFORE MY SKIN ABSORBS THE CALORIES!”
Nice try, Rimes, but we all know those are food props from a toddler’s kitchen playset.
Could she be any more desperate? Wait, don’t answer that
The cake was not accurate to say the least. The cake artist used a bed, forgetting that it is rumored that LeAnn is 3/4 horse. Should she not be laying on a bed of hay in a stable barn with Ed the stable handler grooming her hooves? A horse shoe, bridle, saddle, crop whip and stirrups *pauses to vomit* around the cake & at the bottom would have been a nice accurate touch instead of the kiddies. I’d ask for a refund or a redo.
Epic
She’s falling down from the weight of the glove and ball, right?
So she wants to be Courtney Stodden now?
I’m most troubled by the fact that she’s making out with a 7-year-old.
Sme1 used this trick as a pinata bcause bch gt beat hard wiv the ugly stick.
“Okay, go ahead and pitch me the Brandi! I mean, ball.”
“No, no, you guys have the ice cream. I’m fine with this cactus pop.”
“Mmmm, the air tastes delicious. Maybe if I eat enough of it, I won’t need dinner.”
“Look! I caught the ball without breaking any bones!”
Err, WHAT ass?
There [i]is[/i] no ass. Which makes her the perfect child-substitute for internet pedophiles.
what has this woman done lately besides get photographed at the beach?
Filthy, homewrecking whore
she knows she is being photographed and she eats it up – her sick need for constant attention is very disturbing
I wish I looked like that. She looks hot. Big ass feet tho.
Face of a tranny and legs of a 10-year-old girl! Yeah I’m sure that’s sexy.
Any dude remotely attracted to this bag of bones probably has a terabyte worth of kiddy porn on his hard drive.
GQ… so manly, Toni.
Ugliest little-boy legs I’ve ever seen.
As a 15 yr old, this girl had the voice of an angel. She is no longer that girl and needs to act and dress accordingly. At least this photo op consisted of clothing!
I’ll be right back, Eddie… I just thought I saw Brandi, and I want to go say hello.
She poses sexually in these photos for the little boys, pushing her crotch in their faces. Then tweets photos of sucking on popsicles with a child in the background and the title “kid’s play.” Then creates a cake with figures of herself and Eddie naked having sex with the kids nearby, waiting in line. Leann Rimes sees children in a sexual way. These are the actions of a child molester
Im retarded…he he he he, hah ooohhhh!
I came looking for that picture of the chick doing a cartwheel on the beach, and I got this. Close enough.
People: I just wasted five minutes of my life going through these pictures (don’t ask me why!) but all I was doing was looking for was a sincerely happy face on this Eddie guy. She’s beaming – or something like that – in almost all of them – but I can only find one “happy picture” of the guy. WTF? No, don’t explain … I’m almost 50, I get it, just can’t believe she doesn’t. This will not end well.
I’m suddenly feeling very guilty that I never went to a park with my family to play soft ball and eat ice cream. Sniff. What a shit heel I am.
I wonder what those boys have been exposed to if she thinks that cake was even remotely normal for a woman to publicly display? Privately display. Those poor kids, you really have to wonder about how weird things are for them. Notice they are nearly under the bed on the next tier down, the cake maker must have cried. Eddie of course laughs all the way to the bank…
Jeeze woman! give the guy a little breathing room! She is pathetic.
It appears, Leann knew where the camera was ; the photos came out looking staged, which diminshes any credibility
Family looks happy. Brandi, you have right to feel betrayed by your EX,it is a horrible experience for anyone to be left by another. but I can tell you from personal experience how damaging this will be for your boys, . Of course you want to torment LeeAnn You dislike her because you have to share your adorable children . Move on; time will heal more .
Oh god, she’s ugly.
She looks like she is yelling at the child and won’t let him get away from the tree. It is a very aggressive stance. I hope she is not bullying the boys. I am not certain she knows how to handle kids, and she is a bit unstable.