Have I mentioned I’m 11?
It’s been 25 days since we last saw LeAnn Rimes eating, or at least looking like she’s eating, so just assume that’s the last time it happened. Anyway, here she is giving this consumption thing another try at Friday’s Mavericks game where it looks like she actually took a bite of a hot dog before reflex and natural instinct kicked in. Also, judging by this photo, I’m pretty sure alcohol helped. (Read: Someone left an open bottle of beer too close to LeAnn’s nose and she weighs 4.8 pounds.) “What’s that smell? Oooh, I want to try eating because fuck you I’m pretty with the pretty in the pretty face does Branny Glandel eat hod dogs? I wanna hod dog.”
Photos: Splash News
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mmmmmmmmm……weiners
It’s little touches like making yourself puke, as opposed to paying someone to make you puke, that keep celebrities humble and down to earth.
If I ever find that I am second man in a human centipede I had hoped LeAnn would be first but if she’s going to eat chili dogs I’ll hope it’s Ali Lohan instead.
Going at it like a pro!
Oh Hell, NOW I recognize her! So that was her name, huh? Yeah, I meant to call her the next day…but you…got busy…things to do…so…um…yeah.
she has her phone in hand recording herself eating it so she can re-live the hotdog after she pukes it back up.
Why is there a giant penis under her snack tray?
I’m finding this chick hotter and hotter the more I see her. A lean in shape woman. Very hard to find in fat America these days.
this one has no penis, A-Rod. move along.
Sorry my being into fit women bothers you. I just can’t get into the tire around the gut look most women seem to go for these days.
That bitch is fugly
She looks a bit like a reptile here.
Ten bucks says she didn’t swallow.
“Ohhh….I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that french fry.”
“See? According to my ‘Diet Like LeAnn’ app, this hotdog will last me 17 years.”
“Oh, what the hell…I’ll splurge! Let me get that crumb from your mustache.”
She looks like the Joker. Jack Nicholson version
Puke it, fast! She doesn’t even give one calorie the chance to find the way into her system.
“..and if you use your teeth, then he won’t leave his wife”.
So after months of relentlessly mocking her for being too thin and not eating, now one shot of her taking a bite out of a hot dog and Fish is mocking her for being such a glutton she’d shove anything and everything into her face and eat it, including babies? Sheesh, no wonder broads are so screwed up. Not that I really give a shit, I’m just here for the bikini pics, which LeAnn delivers by the pile.
Yeah that is pretty much what these assholes do. It is a jealousy thing I think.
If I was LeAnn I might nickname myself Rico for trolling purposes, because then no one would ever suspect.
Muscle memory is a bitch when you are on camera.
I was waiting for her to unhinge her jaw in the subsequent photos.
She’s married, right? So then no, no she doesn’t eat wieners – not anymore, anyway.
LOL.
I’m just glad the paparazzi spared us the pics of her throwing it up afterward.
It looks like there should be a third hand in the picture!
Mmmmm, delicious….I wonder how many calories in this finger?
Dammit I told you I’m not hungry! I just brushed my teeth so I’m full!
What looser eats and tweets at the same time?
Weren’t you the Education Governor? Looser?
Well a mans gotta eat sometime…
Girl: You home wrecker
LeAnn: Bitch FU
Seeing fatties eat makes me lose my lunch.
What an obese cow!!!!
Get her on a crash diet, stat!!!
See that shit in my teeth? That’s tomorrow’s allocation.
See that? There’s a hair in it.
Can you believe Brandi Glanville says she fucked Gerard Butler?
That front row would keep Kim K occupied for hours.
‘Can you tell me if that’s Edgar Winter behind me?’
Much like a snake, LeAnn dislocates her jaw to devour her prey.
Anyone else see Jenna Jameson?
Meth – it’s a helluva drug.
“If I swallow it whole, it’ll come back up easier.”
this is what american celebrities do: THEY THROW UP WHEN THE CAMERA IS GONE.
I don’t see why it’s such a big deal she’s seen eating a hot dog or anything for that matter…. she looks healthy to me, I don’t see her ribs or other bones protruding as if she were anorexic ….. seems like alot of posters are envious and have to rag on her because she has something they don’t…. a life…..
Don’t see bones protuding as if she were Anorexic? All we can see here is her hands and wrists, both of which are bony as all hell.
Horseface 2.0 is giving ole Horseface 1.0(SJ Parker) a run for the ugly stick money.
umm, one bit and i didn’t see the chick swallow.
She is very unattractive.
She does the very Anna thing. Looks at it… plays with it… distracts you with taking one bite… then hmmm.. where did the rest of it go?? Not IN her thats for sure. She’s just “tired” of the rumors so she is trying to force us into thinking she eats. But she doesn’t
Looks like the Oak Ridge Boys to me.
I wish that was me.
I’ve deeatbd giving Leann the Hamburger Alert many, many times. But I just can’t put the pictures on my blog. They make me want to vomit, which would be like supporting bulimia.I’m so proud of NY for doing what CA couldn’t.
They are very nice shots. I eliecpasly like the calendar one, but they’re all nice.(Which reminds me I should someday source a calendar with the month Juli :) )
See? She does swallow. Food as well.