LeAnn Rimes Eats Wieners

January 30th, 2012 // 57 Comments

Have I mentioned I’m 11?

It’s been 25 days since we last saw LeAnn Rimes eating, or at least looking like she’s eating, so just assume that’s the last time it happened. Anyway, here she is giving this consumption thing another try at Friday’s Mavericks game where it looks like she actually took a bite of a hot dog before reflex and natural instinct kicked in. Also, judging by this photo, I’m pretty sure alcohol helped. (Read: Someone left an open bottle of beer too close to LeAnn’s nose and she weighs 4.8 pounds.) “What’s that smell? Oooh, I want to try eating because fuck you I’m pretty with the pretty in the pretty face does Branny Glandel eat hod dogs? I wanna hod dog.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. First

    first

  2. Dufresne

    mmmmmmmmm……weiners

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    dinosaurland
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s little touches like making yourself puke, as opposed to paying someone to make you puke, that keep celebrities humble and down to earth.

  4. Evil Dick Tater

    If I ever find that I am second man in a human centipede I had hoped LeAnn would be first but if she’s going to eat chili dogs I’ll hope it’s Ali Lohan instead.

  5. sc4play

    Going at it like a pro!

  6. Crabby Old Guy

    Oh Hell, NOW I recognize her! So that was her name, huh? Yeah, I meant to call her the next day…but you…got busy…things to do…so…um…yeah.

  7. she has her phone in hand recording herself eating it so she can re-live the hotdog after she pukes it back up.

  8. Why is there a giant penis under her snack tray?

  9. Rico Jones

    I’m finding this chick hotter and hotter the more I see her. A lean in shape woman. Very hard to find in fat America these days.

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    Justin Bieber
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    That bitch is fugly

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    Minky Wail
    Commented on this photo:

    Ten bucks says she didn’t swallow.

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Ohhh….I knew I shouldn’t have eaten that french fry.”

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    Commented on this photo:

    “See? According to my ‘Diet Like LeAnn’ app, this hotdog will last me 17 years.”

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    Commented on this photo:

    “Oh, what the hell…I’ll splurge! Let me get that crumb from your mustache.”

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    King Diamond
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks like the Joker. Jack Nicholson version

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    Commented on this photo:

    Puke it, fast! She doesn’t even give one calorie the chance to find the way into her system.

  17. “..and if you use your teeth, then he won’t leave his wife”.

  18. Schmidtler

    So after months of relentlessly mocking her for being too thin and not eating, now one shot of her taking a bite out of a hot dog and Fish is mocking her for being such a glutton she’d shove anything and everything into her face and eat it, including babies? Sheesh, no wonder broads are so screwed up. Not that I really give a shit, I’m just here for the bikini pics, which LeAnn delivers by the pile.

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    LordInvader
    Commented on this photo:

    Muscle memory is a bitch when you are on camera.

  20. alex

    I was waiting for her to unhinge her jaw in the subsequent photos.

  21. She’s married, right? So then no, no she doesn’t eat wieners – not anymore, anyway.

  22. Sliver

    LOL.

  23. EricLr

    I’m just glad the paparazzi spared us the pics of her throwing it up afterward.

  24. vekfan

    It looks like there should be a third hand in the picture!

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    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Mmmmm, delicious….I wonder how many calories in this finger?

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    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Dammit I told you I’m not hungry! I just brushed my teeth so I’m full!

  27. Bill Clinton

    What looser eats and tweets at the same time?

  28. Siloporcen7

    Well a mans gotta eat sometime…

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    Mando
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl: You home wrecker

    LeAnn: Bitch FU

  30. Hey Hick Fuck You!

    Seeing fatties eat makes me lose my lunch.

  31. What an obese cow!!!!
    Get her on a crash diet, stat!!!

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    See that shit in my teeth? That’s tomorrow’s allocation.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    See that? There’s a hair in it.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you believe Brandi Glanville says she fucked Gerard Butler?

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    That front row would keep Kim K occupied for hours.

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    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Can you tell me if that’s Edgar Winter behind me?’

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    shonzie
    Commented on this photo:

    Much like a snake, LeAnn dislocates her jaw to devour her prey.

  38. Warren Piece

    Anyone else see Jenna Jameson?

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    JosieBelle
    Commented on this photo:

    Meth – it’s a helluva drug.

  40. Mamamia

    “If I swallow it whole, it’ll come back up easier.”

  41. forrest gump

    this is what american celebrities do: THEY THROW UP WHEN THE CAMERA IS GONE.

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    normal guy
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t see why it’s such a big deal she’s seen eating a hot dog or anything for that matter…. she looks healthy to me, I don’t see her ribs or other bones protruding as if she were anorexic ….. seems like alot of posters are envious and have to rag on her because she has something they don’t…. a life…..

    • Troll

      Don’t see bones protuding as if she were Anorexic? All we can see here is her hands and wrists, both of which are bony as all hell.

  43. Horseface 2.0 is giving ole Horseface 1.0(SJ Parker) a run for the ugly stick money.

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    Yaya
    Commented on this photo:

    umm, one bit and i didn’t see the chick swallow.
    She is very unattractive.

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    Tiffany
    Commented on this photo:

    She does the very Anna thing. Looks at it… plays with it… distracts you with taking one bite… then hmmm.. where did the rest of it go?? Not IN her thats for sure. She’s just “tired” of the rumors so she is trying to force us into thinking she eats. But she doesn’t

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    JC
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    Looks like the Oak Ridge Boys to me.

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    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    I wish that was me.

  48. Bryan

    I’ve deeatbd giving Leann the Hamburger Alert many, many times. But I just can’t put the pictures on my blog. They make me want to vomit, which would be like supporting bulimia.I’m so proud of NY for doing what CA couldn’t.

  49. Amit

    They are very nice shots. I eliecpasly like the calendar one, but they’re all nice.(Which reminds me I should someday source a calendar with the month Juli :) )

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    Sin
    Commented on this photo:

    See? She does swallow. Food as well.

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