LeAnn Rimes Sues Dentist Because Her Horse Teeth Don’t Make Her Pretty Enough To Sing

February 15th, 2013 // 37 Comments
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If you’re wondering why LeAnn Rimes barely performs anymore – and when she does it’s a goddamn trainwreck – it’s surprisingly not because she stopped eating so Eddie Cibrian won’t cheat on her like he did to Brandi Glanville along with her peers and target audience literally booing her at the CMAs. I mean, it is, but not according to LeAnn who claims her dentist made her permanently ugly and now no one wants to pay to hear sing. TMZ reports:

Rimes says she’s had to undergo 9 root canals and bone grafting. She’s also had a temporary bridge and needed physical therapy as well.
Rimes says in the suit she will have a “permanent cosmetic deficiency.”
Rimes says the dental work is so bad it has been screwing with her career … impeding her ability to perform.
In her malpractice lawsuit, LeAnn is seeking unspecified damages for physical, emotional and psychiatric injuries. She also wants money for loss of past and future earnings.

So LeAnn Rimes didn’t brush her teeth, yet somehow it’s her dentist fault for not fixing something to the point where her mind can finally stop bitching about it? Her lawyer’s pointed out she’s a woman, right? Because this is like a cat suing a vet for making it love sunbeams. “I was never like my entire species before. I swear!”

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  1. elephantman

    Is that why her faced looks like someone pinched it?

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    Her mother and father should lawyer up. I’m sure their subpeonas are coming soon.

  3. Buddy The Elf

    This Nag blames everyone and everything except for herself.
    Someone else is always to blame for her life.


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    Has she put on weight??

  5. chicka

    those new bangs will surely make her not look like a horse… um, wait, no, nay…


  6. Cock Dr

    Bulimics lose their teeth because the stomach acids from their repeated vomiting sessions eats away the tooth enamel.

  7. Nine root canals? What, did the floss taste fattening?

  8. Stop trying to pass the blame for your shitty behaviour on other people. You’re a drug addicted adulterer, who pissed away her natural talent. Deal with it.

  9. JC

    Nine root canals? Does she rinse her mouth out with sugar before she goes to bed?

  10. JK

    Seriously? Her teeth should be about the least of her concerns from the neck up.

  11. I make more than that a month working off my laptop. It’s called having a job.

  12. I’ve often wondered what her breath would smell like. Now I know…death, it smells like death.

  13. Schmidtler

    and this is why dry cleaners and hair stylists charge women more than they charge men. Men take care of their business, pay, leave, and never go back to bitch. how the fark is it the dentist’s fault she’s puking acid and ruining her teeth on a daily basis?

  14. Joe

    Dental health is often degraded in cases of anorexia and/or bulimia due to malnutrition. No dentist can fix that.

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    It’s real simple – you vomit and the stomach acid dissolves your teeth.

  16. future earnings, a bit presumptuous aren’t we LeAnn?

  17. lawn

    People pay to hear Lyle Lovett sing. People pay to see Mick Jagger sing. Her argument is invalid.

    • And they pay to hear Adelle sing. Proving you don’t have to look like Falcor and a praying mantis’s fuck child to sing. If this goes through, look forward to the dentist bringing up all that bulimia-puking-induced damage.

  18. kery

    The dentist isn’t a magician to fix those ugly teeth you have darlyn. and you look like falcorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  19. “…physical, emotional and psychiatric injuries.”

    PSYCHIATRIC injuries??? what???

  20. I think she’s just pissed at her dentist because got her in his chair, gave her the gas, then filled a whole different cavity! Or maybe two.

  21. Rea

    Well I don’t see any deformaties. Ihope 9 root canals were re-do’s and not on seperate teeth casue that’s weird! I do know from being a singer myself,it’s ery hard to sing withanythin wrong with your moth, ears ect.She sure sounded great on herperformancesexcept thex-factor which I thought she sounded like she ahd a clampon her throat due to illness. I don’t think she wa s drunk. Trust me, i’ve been drunk siging and pitch goes first and her pitch was okay. She seemed very nervous to me and out of her element.Maybe she had to take pain meds. We don’t know and who cares. My God…Kayne West stormed the Grammy’s stage drunk, Maria was so drunk she couldn’ttalk during an acceptance speech and they didn’tget half the crap LP is getting. maybe all the stress is catching up.I f people dogged me all day, I’d be unable to eat too. I really wish this whole story line LR, Brandi, Eddie all of it would go away.I think she’s a great singer having some serious issues. God remember how skinny Jennifer Anniston got?? Can’t we talk about someone else?? This is OLD news ..4 years old to be exact. Let’s get real too. IF these comments are bein made by everyday people that work for a living in the real wold , not in LA, LR is not UGLY…her teeth are big butso are Pam Andersons. Demi moore has fakes, Whitney haddentures. Cmeon folks let’s stop bullying people. It’s truly mean. What she did with Eddie is wrong.There’s nodyning that. It happens everyday to millions of married folk. PLEASE let this story drop so we can move on tosome juicy gossip!!…LOL

    • @Rea
      Can you sing lyrics if they are written down, or do people have to say them to you? Also, can you read what you just wrote here? Because it took me extra effort to translate, and I hate effort.

  22. Pepper's Pot

    9 Root canals?? im a dental student, and boy do you need to have one fucked up mouth to warrant all that work. either that or her dentist needed a new car and vacation…

  23. Jennifer

    Please, no one gives a rat’s ass about this home wrecker.

  24. Gigi

    She looks like a linebacker in that dress.

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    It’s actually root canal TREATMENTS, not “root canals”. You fucking morons.

  26. Every time I think Falcor can’t get more cretinous, she wows me again with her abominable acts of histrionic narcissism and rancid pussy attention-whoring.

  27. Linda

    Is it Shark Week already?

  28. jwhite

    This is a valid concern/nightmare. I’ve been through it and no one understands. It can ruin your life.

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