Did LeAnn Rimes Shit Herself? An Excuse To Post These Bikini Pictures

July 22nd, 2014 // 14 Comments

Just so we’re all clear what’s happening here: I’m already to the point where I can’t justify posting pics of LeAnn Rimes in a bikini just for the sake of posting LeAnn Rimes in a bikini because LeAnn Rimes is always in a bikini. I will, however, apparently post accusations that she shit herself with the most vaguest of evidence, so here’s a shot of LeAnn leaving a Miami Fashion Week runway show with something brown on the back of her dress thanks to eagle-eyed reader ana who was my strength where I had faltered:

LeAnn Rimes Shit Pants

Keep in mind, this is a woman with so many laxatives lying around her house that children are picking them up and eating them like candy. Also keep in mind that I basically just wrote a post that can be boiled down to, “Haha, poopy!” and got paid for it. Your God is dead.

Photos: FAMA/AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    She might be a crazy, home-wrecking whore, but I’d love to get in dat ass.

  2. Never, never, never assume it’s going to be a fart.

  3. Blech

    Looks more like the monthly bill came early

  4. yourmom

    Take it Eddie failed to mention the vasectomy…

  5. karen

    I thought they took Olestra off the market?

  6. When the red river’s runnin’, take the dirt road home.

  7. fuckface

    Shart Week

  8. SM

    That’s not poop, she either sat in something or-what I personally think- she started her period while wearing a white dress. Sucks for her. Somewhere Brandi Glanville is reading this post and laughing like a maniac.

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