LeAnn Rimes is Paid To Wear Bikinis Now

August 11th, 2011 // 100 Comments

Apparently all those bikini photos LeAnn Rimes posted to Twitter every hour on the hour paid off because now she’s modeling them for Mikoh Swimwear. Mikoh: “When you absolutely, positively got to show every motherfucker in the room the hole where the alien burst out of your chest, sending your tits into your armpits.” (I’m guessing that’s their slogan, but just assume it’s something sexier and emphasizes her chest reservoir in a more tasteful light. “Adulterous man-spray never pooled so conveniently!” etc., etc.)

Photos: Mikoh Swimwear

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  1. socool

    Why are her tits so far apart?

  2. Richard McBeef

    What are they paying her? I’m sure if we all dug through the couch cushions we could double it and have her cover up her nasty body and put a paper bag over her head.

    • elaine

      read somewhere that Mr leann rimes took those pics. think he is half blind maybe because his eyes are as squinty as hers

  3. militia

    refund gap at its worst!

  4. Can

    She looks like what Helen Keller might have imagined women looked like.

  5. wisah

    Those implants look awful!

  6. Jock McCrock

    oh dear. How could this awful photo make the final cut?

  7. rican

    It’s like the Sahara between those tits

  8. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    absinthe
    Commented on this photo:

    Are there people out there who actually think she looks good?

  9. ZigZagZoey

    Wow! Those really look bad! And you know she is trolling every site that has them up to see if anyone says anything good.
    Better keep trolling LeAnn, DEFINITELY not gonna finad any compliments here!
    She really has a serious problem.
    And I’m not even talking about her grand canyon.

  10. Id tap it

    I don’t care what you all say… i would tap it and spray it.

  11. LolaP.

    I find her repulsive. She doesn’t have a nice body at all.

  12. FruitLoop

    I thought the motto of bra’s was

    “Lift and separate”

    But doesn’t that remove the cleavage effect? and in this case, uh, a little too much.

  13. I hope this ad wasn’t for improved the appearance of your breasts. unless they are looking for a tax loss.

  14. Deacon Jones

    I’ve put my board through tighter woods in Vermont than her cleaveage.

  15. ummmm

    You could beach a whale in that refund gap. What. The. Fuck.

  16. Donald Trump

    Jesus H – I could drive a battleship between those tittays.

  17. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    Me
    Commented on this photo:

    These can’t possibly be the actual photos they’re using, right? RIGHT?! Nice impression of ‘sexy’ with the hat and finger in her mouth….she looks like a drowned rat. Only rats weigh more.

  18. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    badabing
    Commented on this photo:

    I think she has an awesome and toned body…..boob job is not good, at all. Nothing is worse than bagels on the chest……

  19. Einstein

    OMG this woman is trying so hard to be sexy that she just ends up looking ridiculous

  20. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s right cover your butterface, now if you could just cover your whole body with that of your husband ‘s WAY hotter ex wife then we’d have a good picture.

  21. To think she looked at the tit catalog and picked those out as the ones for her.

    • Shyt

      I’m sure that she didn’t imagine them ending up looking like that. She just got really small implants (for whatever reason.) It probably would have been better to get a size or two bigger.

    • TomFrank

      Oh, I just assumed the conversation in the plastic surgeon’s office went like this:

      “These are the ones we gave Brandi Glan—”
      “I’ll take those!”

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    I see the anorexia is in full swing and her body is startign to eat itself, litteraly.

    • Aud

      Icky, when not only the muscles are visible, but the friggin tendons. If she’d gain 10-15 pounds, it would be a good thing.

  23. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Finger food doesn’t mean your own finger is food genius.

  24. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Her entire daily food intake fits one finger tip. Mmmmmmm crumb of rice cake.

    Ok I’m done.

  25. Of course the immediate side effect of this venture is that we’ll be seeing more of her. As for those mile-wides, holy dog shit.. you could park the Spruce Goose between those things.

  26. bealett

    Why is this woman on a hunger strike again?

  27. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    The Critical Crassness
    Commented on this photo:

    This is what happens to female country music stars when their fans turn on them for transgressions against another woman….they turn to cheesecake modeling of skimpy clothing…..or porno….Look for Taylor Swift’s pictures here soon..

  28. JC

    “Have you thought ‘Sex-ay!’ when you saw a picture of a famine victim? Then Mikoh Swimwear is for you.”

  29. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    Maeby
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m confused by what’s going on with her thighs.

  30. toad

    Does her hip tat in the 3rd pic say DELL? She’s a goddamn robot!

  31. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice location, shame about the “model”…

  32. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    Ono
    Commented on this photo:

    Her cleavage is wider than the space between Amanda Seyfried’s eyeballs. You’d need a mule and a sherpa to cross that shit.

  33. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    jaded
    Commented on this photo:

    A little more separate and my dick fits

  34. Coke Booger

    Who wants to plank on her chest? ::Raises hand slowly::

  35. Krissy

    How can she look in the mirror and think that those tits look remotely good? It’s like they’re trying to get the furthest away from each other as possible. With her money, you’d think she’d research her doctor, sizes, which incision is the best to go with, etc. But, it looks like she just took a baseball, cut it in half and told a hack doctor to stuff in under her skin.

  36. meh

    Leanne Rimes is paid NOT to wear bikinis now.

    *fixed

    Poor fish you need another wookie vacation you are so tired you’re starting to hallicunate total insanity. Leanne paid to wear bikinis that’s hilarious. Next you’ll tell me J-Lo and Marc Anthony the most worlds defintion of soulmates are splitting up.

  37. Frank Burns

    Shaved Transgender Grinch gotta eat! I guess.

  38. Her pet name for her tits should be “church” and “state”

  39. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    Coyote
    Commented on this photo:

    I feel sorry for her. She had such potential.

  40. aba

    Why are her boobs so fat apart. REFUND GAP ANYONE?

  41. Jack Ketch

    Seabiscuit !! She reminds me now of one of those rubber gag chickens … her bolt-ons are even worse than Victoria Beckhams :|

  42. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    Jezebel
    Commented on this photo:

    When was heroin chic replaced by famine victim chic? Give me dark eyeliner and messy hair with my anorexic chicks, not sunshine and tropical climates!

  43. tawnee

    um…ew.

  44. Loulou

    Not sure I’ve ever seen a worst boob job…

  45. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    barbosa
    Commented on this photo:

    She has so much money; i dont get it. I probably paid a lot less for my implants and they look a lot better

  46. PoorMaryKelly

    As bad as they are, the implants are a million times better than that face. I don’t know if she’s allergic to bees but she looks like she stuck her head in a hornet’s nest. A lot like Zellwegger.

  47. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    JP
    Commented on this photo:

    Ya, not sure if it’s a bad boob job or a bad pose making it look like a bad boob job. Either way I don’t get why this would be a picture they’d use.

  48. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    Commented on this photo:

    Even with a few extra pounds, it would still feel like kissing a horse.

  49. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Model Mikoh
    Commented on this photo:

    Wait a second – does she have her thumb in her vag? Bonus points for that.

  50. Melissa

    These implants are the reason I will NEVER get implants. Those look ridiculous.

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