Apparently all those bikini photos LeAnn Rimes posted to Twitter every hour on the hour paid off because now she’s modeling them for Mikoh Swimwear. Mikoh: “When you absolutely, positively got to show every motherfucker in the room the hole where the alien burst out of your chest, sending your tits into your armpits.” (I’m guessing that’s their slogan, but just assume it’s something sexier and emphasizes her chest reservoir in a more tasteful light. “Adulterous man-spray never pooled so conveniently!” etc., etc.)
Photos: Mikoh Swimwear
Why are her tits so far apart?
They’re trying to flee her chest by first running to her back?
They’re not tits, they’re hash marks…
they’re called armpit cushions…
Because her arms are stretched to the side, dumbass. Next question.
They decided to strike out on their own, looking for something to eat.
easier to lick, she is the worlds perfect woman, and one of the best bodies ever
They’re apostrophes.
she has a boob job..the dreaded “two way tits” syndrome, that some women who get implants end up with…one tit goes this way and one goes that way…two way tits…this is why fake breast are distgusting. Ill take small A cup over fake ones thanks.
amen! people like you (& my fiance) are the reason i would never get a boob job. & this picture definitely helps put things into perspective…
REFUND GAP
What are they paying her? I’m sure if we all dug through the couch cushions we could double it and have her cover up her nasty body and put a paper bag over her head.
read somewhere that Mr leann rimes took those pics. think he is half blind maybe because his eyes are as squinty as hers
refund gap at its worst!
She looks like what Helen Keller might have imagined women looked like.
WIN
Those implants look awful!
oh dear. How could this awful photo make the final cut?
It’s like the Sahara between those tits
Are there people out there who actually think she looks good?
Wow! Those really look bad! And you know she is trolling every site that has them up to see if anyone says anything good.
Better keep trolling LeAnn, DEFINITELY not gonna finad any compliments here!
She really has a serious problem.
And I’m not even talking about her grand canyon.
I don’t care what you all say… i would tap it and spray it.
I find her repulsive. She doesn’t have a nice body at all.
jealous.
^^ leann.
blind.
blind
Eh, she’s not the ugliest thing out there. On the outside. That whole husband stealing thing, though. . . .that’s fucking repulsive. (And yes, everyone, it’s as much his fault as hers–doesn’t mean I have to dislike her less).
I agree with Carrie. She’s a nasty fucking whore. LeAnn, that is, not Carrie.
I thought the motto of bra’s was
“Lift and separate”
But doesn’t that remove the cleavage effect? and in this case, uh, a little too much.
I hope this ad wasn’t for improved the appearance of your breasts. unless they are looking for a tax loss.
I’ve put my board through tighter woods in Vermont than her cleaveage.
you put your “board” in a lot of inanimate objects, don’t you?
You could beach a whale in that refund gap. What. The. Fuck.
Jesus H – I could drive a battleship between those tittays.
These can’t possibly be the actual photos they’re using, right? RIGHT?! Nice impression of ‘sexy’ with the hat and finger in her mouth….she looks like a drowned rat. Only rats weigh more.
That’s what I thought. Is the photographer for Mikoh Swimwear actually LeAnn’s nine-year-old nephew?
I think she has an awesome and toned body…..boob job is not good, at all. Nothing is worse than bagels on the chest……
OMG this woman is trying so hard to be sexy that she just ends up looking ridiculous
That’s right cover your butterface, now if you could just cover your whole body with that of your husband ‘s WAY hotter ex wife then we’d have a good picture.
LOL! So true
To think she looked at the tit catalog and picked those out as the ones for her.
I’m sure that she didn’t imagine them ending up looking like that. She just got really small implants (for whatever reason.) It probably would have been better to get a size or two bigger.
Or maybe it’s just the placement of them and that her doc sucked.
Oh, I just assumed the conversation in the plastic surgeon’s office went like this:
“These are the ones we gave Brandi Glan—”
“I’ll take those!”
I see the anorexia is in full swing and her body is startign to eat itself, litteraly.
Icky, when not only the muscles are visible, but the friggin tendons. If she’d gain 10-15 pounds, it would be a good thing.
Finger food doesn’t mean your own finger is food genius.
love it
Her entire daily food intake fits one finger tip. Mmmmmmm crumb of rice cake.
Ok I’m done.
Of course the immediate side effect of this venture is that we’ll be seeing more of her. As for those mile-wides, holy dog shit.. you could park the Spruce Goose between those things.
Why is this woman on a hunger strike again?
This is what happens to female country music stars when their fans turn on them for transgressions against another woman….they turn to cheesecake modeling of skimpy clothing…..or porno….Look for Taylor Swift’s pictures here soon..
“Have you thought ‘Sex-ay!’ when you saw a picture of a famine victim? Then Mikoh Swimwear is for you.”
oh lord…. i laughed out loud at that. nice JC.
I’m confused by what’s going on with her thighs.
Does her hip tat in the 3rd pic say DELL? She’s a goddamn robot!
Nice location, shame about the “model”…
Her cleavage is wider than the space between Amanda Seyfried’s eyeballs. You’d need a mule and a sherpa to cross that shit.
A little more separate and my dick fits
Who wants to plank on her chest? ::Raises hand slowly::
How can she look in the mirror and think that those tits look remotely good? It’s like they’re trying to get the furthest away from each other as possible. With her money, you’d think she’d research her doctor, sizes, which incision is the best to go with, etc. But, it looks like she just took a baseball, cut it in half and told a hack doctor to stuff in under her skin.
Leanne Rimes is paid NOT to wear bikinis now.
*fixed
Poor fish you need another wookie vacation you are so tired you’re starting to hallicunate total insanity. Leanne paid to wear bikinis that’s hilarious. Next you’ll tell me J-Lo and Marc Anthony the most worlds defintion of soulmates are splitting up.
Shaved Transgender Grinch gotta eat! I guess.
Her pet name for her tits should be “church” and “state”
stunned at the intellectual nuance of that comment. nice one
I feel sorry for her. She had such potential.
Why are her boobs so fat apart. REFUND GAP ANYONE?
Seabiscuit !! She reminds me now of one of those rubber gag chickens … her bolt-ons are even worse than Victoria Beckhams :|
When was heroin chic replaced by famine victim chic? Give me dark eyeliner and messy hair with my anorexic chicks, not sunshine and tropical climates!
um…ew.
Not sure I’ve ever seen a worst boob job…
She has so much money; i dont get it. I probably paid a lot less for my implants and they look a lot better
As bad as they are, the implants are a million times better than that face. I don’t know if she’s allergic to bees but she looks like she stuck her head in a hornet’s nest. A lot like Zellwegger.
Ya, not sure if it’s a bad boob job or a bad pose making it look like a bad boob job. Either way I don’t get why this would be a picture they’d use.
Even with a few extra pounds, it would still feel like kissing a horse.
Wait a second – does she have her thumb in her vag? Bonus points for that.
These implants are the reason I will NEVER get implants. Those look ridiculous.