Lance Armstrong and Ivanka Trump maybe get it on

Superficial / October 2, 2006
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Page Six is claiming that Ivanka Trump and Lance Armstrong are dating, although they have no witnesses and no sources and pretty much no reason to think they’re dating at all. Their biggest piece of evidence is, and I quote, “Armstrong is also known for having an eye for hot women and was most recently linked with Paris Hilton.” So sure, why not. Lance Armstrong likes hot women so obviously he’s dating Ivanka Trump. The case is rock solid. Like this raging erection Bruce Willis’s bald head just gave me.