Lamar Odom Is Gonna Make It

Let’s cut to the chase. The Kardashians almost definitely over-exaggerated Lamar Odom’s condition because after an entire week of him supposedly being at death’s door, he somehow made a miraculous recovery thanks to the power of their presence and prayers:

A few quick things to remember:

1. Kris Jenner owns a church, which is why all of her daughters spamming have been diligently spamming social media about “the power of prayer” even though their mother is goddamn Satan.

2. Kris Jenner owns a reality series that still isn’t done feeding on Lamar Odom’s soul, and Page Six did an epic job spelling that out in probably one of the most revealing looks at how quickly and efficiently the ass brigade sunk their butt-teeth into Lamar’s overdose that they caused by using his life as a shit-pot whenever it suited the needs of the show:

How The Kardashians Exploit And Destroy For Reality Ratings – Page Six

3. I’m still going to put photos of their ass and titties on the Internet or else a demon appears in my sleep and if I die in the dream world, I die in real life. (Plus I want to touch Kourtney’s.)

Good talk.

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