Lamar Odom: ‘Khloe and I Have Giant Beast Sex’

January 19th, 2011 // 58 Comments

In an upcoming interview with Playboy, Lakers star Lamar Odom discusses what would happen if a sex tape featuring him and Khloe Kardashian was ever leaked. (I’m assuming this scenario involves Khloe leaking it based on her family’s penchant for whoremongery.) Anyway, what follows is the exact wording you do not want to use while describing your naked wife:

On what would happen if a sex tape of Odom and Khloé leaked: “When people see us in person, they see Khloé’s not small. I’m not small. People see us and are probably like, Damn, I wonder how that looks. We wouldn’t have anything to be ashamed about, but no, that’s not going down.”

Allow me to state for the record that I – being of the genus known as “people” – have never once looked at Khloe and Lamar and went, Damn, I wonder how that looks. I have, however, looked at Khloe and Kourtney and went, Damn, how come the big one doesn’t pick the little one up and eat her like a chicken wing? That I will cop to. You got me there.

Photos: Flynet

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  1. Facebook me

    The title says it all. BEAST SEX.

  2. Facebook me

    She has aface that only a mother would love..Then the mother eats their young. Sadly this wasn’t the case.

    • Jessy

      I’ll most likely watch since I’ve wahetcd every Kardashian show anyway.But marrying after one month of being together is WAYY too soon .. not saying their marriage is going to fail because of that but things are most likely all fine and dandy by the end of that month. I’d rather wait and go through things with that person to see how they react to certain situations etc then marry after a month. I’d understand more if they had known eachother for yearsss but they haven’t ..

      • Mesut

        This was under the “You Might Also Like” and I’m bored waiting for the Mini Man to wake up. I just lauehgd my ass off (and probably woke him up).Pretty much made my day

  3. Cardinal Fang

    God stopped at the bridge of her nose on down

  4. I wouldn’t want to see it, but I bet it has a soundtrack of R. Kelley, grunting and Wookie howling.

  5. It would be like watching a juiced up Jimmy Walker having sex with Harry from the Henderson’s. Just not as sensual.

  6. Smellanie

    She is so fighting the fat. Look at that face! 300 pounds is her fighting weight.

  7. NoHeDidn't

    Did Lamar, basically, just call his wife a beast? LOL! Quote Gold.

  8. This guy is a fool! Props to Reggie Bush for tapping Kim’s ass for a few yrs then getting the hell out of there. This idot is tapping the ugliest one and married into that crazy ass family. He taking one to many elbows to the head. SMH

  9. tkatz

    *I have, however, looked at Khloe and Kourtney and went, Damn, how come the big one doesn’t pick the little one up and eat “HIM” like a chicken wing?

    Of course we all forgive a typo here and there.. but the clarification was needed that Khloe is clearly the larger one here, and more likely to cook (optional) and eat the other in chicken wing style.

  10. So…Lamar is standing on a box, right?

  11. Wigwam

    Khloe looks gorgeous here. No disputing that fact!

    • shoegal

      If by gorgeous you mean, “Why is that man wearing make up?”

    • Jennyjenjen

      Hello Khloe.

    • Ed P

      Absolutely. I’m wondering is beast sex is what’s missing from my marriage? Can I do that if I’m only 6′ tall? I mean proportionality must be the metaphor here.

      • Marc

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  12. I thought having sex with a buffalo was illegal in all 50 states ?

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    “Lumbering Giants of Sexuality” is very funny.
    I always assumed that he was a gay looking for a lucrative beard.

  14. Johnny Cage

    Beast sex? fffffffffff……total amateurs.

  15. Naw…too easy…

  16. MLVC

    the smell alone from that encounter would kill a mule

  17. timmy the dying boy

    Hey, I’m sure that “beast” is the right word, especially when she runs out of wax and/or razor blades.

  18. hmna

    I feel some Shakespeare is appropriate. Somebody needs to class up this site:

    BRABANTIO: What profane wretch art thou?
    IAGO: I am one, sir, that comes to tell you, your daughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs.

    (Othello, Act 1, Scene 1).

  19. Poor Lamar, he has to go to work in the morning after a night of Beast Sex and try to explain the whisker burn on his cheeks.

  20. I would rather watch my parents have sex.

  21. wim

    there are obviously h*rny cows.
    OR IS THIS JUST MASKING REALITY?

  22. isHotr23

    @LittleRichard yeah…I think I would too! haha

  23. shoegal

    Dude, did you just call Khloe ‘the little one’?

  24. Jd

    Good stuff

  25. anya

    but lamar your beast of a wife claimed earlier that when her ugly little fans see her in the street they all proclaim that she is in fact very tiny!! you mean to tell me that your water buffalo wife lied!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I refuse to believe it!!!!!!!!!

  26. Fuckjudger

    No matter how much anal she does, he is going to dump that wildebeest soon.

  27. jesus

    Can you really describe anything as a word other than giant when its pertaining to Khloe?

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    freet
    Commented on this photo:

    So, Kourtney’s the hot one? Yeah right. She’s been looking worse and worse in every recent picture. Scott either beat her up or knocked her up. Rough!

  29. KRock

    Aw thats so mean. I hope,she doesnt see,this.

  30. Nen

    All I have to say about this is L oh fucking L. Good job, Lamar.

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    Ed P
    Commented on this photo:

    I would never describe sex with my wife to any publication, under any circumstances, except to say, “more, please.”

    Khloe, all jealousy and hating aside, is gorgeous. Lamar is handsome, though oddly dressed, and they are both quite large people. A match made in heaven!

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    Mich
    Commented on this photo:

    Kourtney looks like a little midget! lol

  33. Vito

    Well shit! I think all 3 of the Kardashian girls, plus at least one of the Jenner half-sisters, are quite attractive. More than likely totally fucked up in the head, but attractive nonetheless…

    But that’s just me.

  34. gwl

    odom is hung like a moose i bet.

  35. Benny

    Why do these two idiots think anyone cares about what they do in the bedroom? Anyone thinking about it could be damaged for life. Couple of gross monsters.

    • Francisco

      meaning if he was not serious egnouh about you to marry you in 6mos to 1 year. Thats egnouh time, people get married less time than that in other countries and some of them are arranged and dont know each other at all, dont take all that hee-hawing around. You can stay engaged for 6 mos to 1 year longer if you need to.

  36. Takingdown AWildebeast

    Lamar probably needs a tranquilizer gun just to take this beast down in the bedroom. My theory is that Lamar’s performance on the basketball court is the exact inverse of his performance in the bedroom with his husband, Gigantor. On days when he “scores” with his wookie, he is slower, lethargic and doesn’t score much on the basketball court. Probably has something to do with the amount of kilojoules of energy necessary to drop the bottom out of something the size of Texas.

    Stop pounding that sasquatch and concentrate on your defense Lamar!

  37. JungleBoogie

    Where is Beiber when you need him? Lamar is abusing that animal…ehhh.. beast.

  38. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    teya
    Commented on this photo:

    his penis must be huuuge

    • Maneerat

      Its different for ceebls because seems you can find out the skeletons easier than for us non ceebls. Lamar’s history would become public knowledge or exposed alot sooner because of his celebrity, which makes it easier for Khloe. I would be weary, needing to learn more about him and his temperment, character, fidelity, how he relates to children, etc. I need to see the true colors, which may become evident after the initial facade wears off. At this stage in the game, the shortest I would feel comfortable, after much quality time and exposure to his family and friends, I may do 6 months.

  39. Peacelover

    ‘people’ here(and I use the word loosely)are so cruel! If ANY one of you is perfect SPEAK UP! KLHOE IS BEAUTIFUL and if I go by the words coming out or from the ‘people’ at this site,her INNER BEAUTY OUTSHINES YOU ALL! I just find it so hard to believe that people here have nothing better to do than saying the cruel things they do. YOU ARE ALL DISGUSTING!

  40. Peacelover

    I do NOT KNOW Klhoe but I do see her outer beauty and in my opinion she is a VERY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN and I’m sure Lamar is a lucky and fortunate man in many ways having HER at his side.

  41. Peacelover

    As you can see,I DO NOT keep up with ‘hollywood’ news so not sure if this couple already broke up or plan to,still,does’nt change the fact,I still think KHLOE(yeah I know,mispelled before,SORRY to Khloe! just was so sickened by some of the nasty things written about you/her I just was’nt concentrating)yes KHLOE IS A TRULY BEAUTIFUL WOMAN!

  42. Peacelover

    KHLOE IS GORGEOUS!!!!

  43. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom
    Miftahul
    Commented on this photo:

    Well they don’t look very happy and it’s not all that holidayish but I think the priutce is cool. It just doesn’t give the whole warm family image that a holiday card normally tries to show off. I think they probably have a lot of normal family moments when the camera is off and I wish they would show off some priutces of exactly that.

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