Lamar Odom Got Arrested For DUI

August 30th, 2013 // 20 Comments
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In case any of you were wondering how things are going for Lamar Odom with all this drugs and divorce business, shitty. As shitty as fucking possible. TMZ reports:

Lamar Odom was arrested for “driving under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs” early Friday morning … TMZ has learned.
The bust occurred in the San Fernando Valley at 3:54 AM. Lamar — who was driving a white Mercedes SUV — was popped by the California Highway Patrol and taken to a nearby station, where he was booked and is being held on $15,000 bail.
He was pulled over on the 101 Freeway for going too slow — 50 MPH. Cops say Odom had been driving in a “serpentine manner.”
Lamar initially did not respond to cops, and drove 3 exits before finally coming to a stop. Law enforcement sources tell TMZ he showed obvious signs of intoxication.
Lamar failed numerous field sobriety tests.
When Lamar was booked, we’re told he refused all chemical tests.

“Well, thank you for inviting me over to talk, Mrs. Jenner. I’m glad we could talk things over like adul- *goes to stand up, wobbles* Damn! Those were some drinks. I don’t know if I should drive.”
“Oh, there was barely anything in them, dear. Now you hurry home to Khloe. She misses you.”
“Yeah, you’re right. See you, Mrs. J.”
“Drive safe!” *dials 911* “Hello? I’d like to report a drunk driver. A black drunk driver… MUAHAHAHA!”

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom Show Cancelled
    cleojones
    Commented on this photo:

    The expression on their faces is priceless..

  2. teddy

    cocaine is a helluva drug.

  3. I heard the prosecutor is considering charges for sexually assaulting an animal for the purpose of arousing or gratifying one’s sexual desire.

    Odom’s defense team is planning on using the Wookie defense.

  4. anonymous

    I guess he was never missing over the weekend. He was just in jail.

  5. Bane

    Whatever the outcome, Kris Jenner will make money off it.

    This guy is flaming out faster than I expected.

  6. YourMomsGunt

    Lamar needs to make a choice. Does he want to continue to do something that has left a countless number of black men in America in financial ruin, or does he want to keep doing crack cocaine?

  7. In his defense, he’s married to a Kardashian, so drug and alcohol abuse is the minimal coping mechanism. Driving and endangering others, on the other hand, pretty much wipes out whatever sympathy I had for him. You chose to lie on the walking carpet, so keep it off the roads and take your wookie vengeance like a man.

  8. unrelated: Where’s Gilberator??

  9. So marrying a Kardashian will not only turn you into a crackhead, but a raging alcoholic also.

  10. Khloe Kardashian Lamar Odom Show Cancelled
    Commented on this photo:

    Careful. That’s the face wookies make right before they charge.

  11. Balltato

    Was he messed up on Kardashian Krack or Wookie Whiskey?

  12. Say what you want about Khloe’s stupidity for marrying this gutter rat and the fact her wookie wallet could hold the entire gross domestic revenue of Armenia, she is a cool chick. She has a great sense of humor and her directness is admirable. What is sad though is that here is a woman who truly cares about her man and will help him yet she cant get a baby(even from a man who has fathered his share) while her sisters get them and they could care less about the fathers of their babies and are just horrible people. Shes not a Kardashian in more ways than one.

    Khloe deserves a little love and compassion.

    • I am supposed to have compassion for this bitch that openly targeted rich black athletes one after the other until she found one to marry her? She admitted that they were married in 9 days or some shit like that. This family give two shits about anyone past what they can do for them or how much they can make off of them.

  13. lilgrandma

    Feel sorry for him :( what he needed was a real wife not a dumbass,spoil baby!Feel sorry for any other man that goes with this ho’s! They keep bringing their men down the drain!Look at kanye on his way too!

  14. Robb7

    The K’s tried their damnedest to break Kris Humphries via TMZ. He broke free. This asshole is gonna get creamed by their PR machine! Dumb fucker should have known better being around them all these years.

  15. kery

    this man is becoming an asshole as the kardashians.

  16. walted

    He is a married father of a child. Whats he doing out drunk
    at 3am????
    what kind of family life does he have???

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